PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shezzo Wicked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sergio Ramos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wicked's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Takin U' High by Greyhoundz. On his way into the cage it seems that Shezzo Wicked has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Shezzo Wicked seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Wicked
vs
Ramos

185 cm
21
240 lbs
6 - 7 - 1

215 cm
26
270 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shezzo Wicked!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sergio Ramos!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wicked dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Wicked scores with a shot to the body.
Wicked seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
A right-left combo lands from Wicked.
Wicked lands a jab to Ramos's midsection.
Wicked connects with a crisp jab.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Ramos is defended easily by Wicked.
Wicked bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Ramos's head.
Wicked moves into range and connects with a jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Ramos misses with a takedown attempt
and Wicked counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ramos walks into a left hand.
Ramos on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Wicked lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wicked connects with a body shot.
Wicked wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ramos misses with a takedown
and Wicked cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Shezzo Wicked has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sergio Ramos.
Ramos closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Ramos looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wicked swats away the attempt to clinch by Ramos.
Wicked getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Ramos misses with an uppercut
and Wicked counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wicked scores with a sloppy right hand. Ramos should have avoided that one.
Both fighters circling a little - Wicked finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Sergio Ramos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wicked cracks Ramos with an open hand slap.
Wicked displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Wicked misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wicked scores with a decent looking hook.
We've been informed that Ramos has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab from Wicked finds it's way through Ramos's defenses.
Wicked connects with an inside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Wicked.
Wicked is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
No luck for Ramos with that takedown attempt.
Wicked pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Ramos back to the cage. Wicked follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Wicked feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Ramoss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wicked throws a sloppy head kick and Ramos moves out of range easily.
Donk. Wicked catches Ramos right on the button with a cross.
Ramos looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Wicked is fending him off so far but Ramos persists. Nope, Wicked circles away and we're back to standing.
Ramos looks winded!
Wicked scores with a push kick.
Wicked throws a one two combo.
Wicked lands with a right hand.
Wicked cracks Ramos with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Ramos throws a right and a left that Wicked avoids nicely.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Wicked - that will leave a mark!
Ramos has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Ramos tries to move into range but Wicked moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wicked fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Wicked lands with a slapping head kick.
Wicked thuds his right hand into Ramos's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Decent striking displayed by Wicked there.
Good standup being displayed there by Wicked as he connects with a hook.
Wicked swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ramos.
Wicked ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wicked uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Ramos has time to react.
Ramos misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ramos shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Wicked pinned against the cage. Wicked gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Wicked lands an overhand right.
Wicked lands a lovely overhand right.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wicked. That's going to slow Ramos down.
Wicked scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Wicked there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Wicked looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Wicked lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Wicked lets loose with a powerful body kick. Ramos will feel that in the morning.
Wicked changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wicked connects with an inside leg kick.
Wicked lands a high kick!
Shezzo Wicked is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wicked fails to land with a series of punches.
Jab by Wicked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wicked displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Ramos.
Ramos takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Wicked keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Wicked fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Ramos.
Ramos's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Wicked connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Ramos scrambles back to his feet.
Wicked lands a glancing blow to the side of Ramos's head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wicked. That's going to slow Ramos down.
Wicked lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wicked lands an overhand right.
Ramos walks into a straight right hand from Wicked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ramos shoots in but no luck this time.
Ramos shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Wicked counters with a stiff right hand.
Wicked scores with a nice head shot.
Wicked connects with the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shezzo Wicked dominated that round.
That's time! Wicked's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Wicked lands with a right hand.
A slapping leg kick lands for Wicked.
Wicked scores with a nice strike.
Wicked is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ramos can do to turn this around?
Ramos misses with a takedown attempt - Wicked sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Ramos closes the distance and clinches up with Wicked, looking for a takedown. Ramos pushes Wicked against the cage but Wicked circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Wicked ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ramos takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wicked's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Wicked duly obliges.
Wicked explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Ramos moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice uppercut there from Wicked.
Wicked works over Ramos's head and body with a nice combination.
Ramos fails with a takedown attempt.
Shezzo Wicked has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sergio Ramos.
Ramos drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Wicked.
Wicked looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ramos is breathing heavily.
Wicked lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ramos at a distance.
Wicked throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Wicked swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ramos.
Wicked scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Crunch! Wicked slams his shin into Ramos's torso.
Wicked lands with a nice combination. Ramos backs away looking to recover.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ramos has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Ramos takes one to the side of the head.
Shezzo Wicked is winning the standup battle so far.
Ramos takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Ramos takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Wicked moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Wicked with a hook.
Wicked moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Ramos's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Wicked bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Ramos's head backwards.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Wicked here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Wicked fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wicked throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Wicked scores with a decent looking hook.
Wicked cracks Ramos with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wicked throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wicked. That's going to slow Ramos down.
Wicked thuds a left hand into Ramos's body.
Wicked is working the combinations to good effect here.
Wicked listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Wicked cracks Ramos with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Wicked connects with an inside leg kick.
Wicked's corner calls for a 1-2. Wicked obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Ramos takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ramos fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wicked throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Sergio Ramos is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Wicked comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Wicked displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Wicked stalks Ramos and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Ramos's face. Ramos staggers backwards, shaken.
Ramos is trying desperately to land a takedown but Wicked is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Ramos.
Nice cross by Wicked.
Nice uppercut there from Wicked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wicked throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Wicked with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wicked smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Wicked stuns Ramos with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
That kick from Wicked tenderised Ramos's leg. Ramos is trying to keep his angry face on.
Ramos takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Wicked lands a nice looking body kick.
Wicked lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Wicked lands with a kick to the ribs.
Ramos takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A lazy left from Wicked finds it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wicked lands a lovely overhand right.
Wicked throws a series of strikes that have Ramos backpedaling.
Wicked bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Ramos's head.
Wicked scores with a three punch combo!
Wicked scores with a jab.
Wicked stuns Ramos with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wicked thows a body kick. Ramos tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Wicked keeps Ramos at a distance using the push kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Wicked - that will leave a mark!
Ramos has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Wicked.
Wicked throws a combination. Ramos tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Wicked scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Good exchange - Wicked coming out on top.
Wicked lands a nice shot that snaps Ramos's head back.
Ramos misses with a hook
and Wicked counters with a stiff right hand.
Wicked lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Wicked moves into range and connects with a jab.
Wicked fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wicked lands a leg kick that knocks Ramos off balance momentarily.
Wicked lands a head shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ramos looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Ramos on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Wicked. Wicked obviously looking to wear him down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shezzo Wicked dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Wicked displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Wicked pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Ramos back to the cage. Wicked follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Ramos looks to throw the jab but Wicked is out of range.
Wicked's jab looks to have found its range, popping Ramos under the eye.
Wicked connects with a solid leg kick.
Wicked lands with a nice body kick.
Ramos loads up on a big right hand but Wicked slips the punch.
Ramos takes one to the chin there.
Ramos takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wicked catches Ramos with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wicked scores with a kick to the midsection.
Nice uppercut there from Wicked.
Wicked scores with a shot to the body.
Wicked lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Ramos takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wicked cracks a nice hook into Ramos's ribs.
Wicked moves into range and connects with a jab.
Wicked throws out a powerful jab.
Ramos ducks right into an uppercut from Wicked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ramos shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Wicked as he jumps to the side.
Wicked cracks Ramos with a good jab.
Wicked connects with a solid leg kick.
Wicked's corner calls for a 1-2. Wicked obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Wicked pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Ramos back to the cage. Wicked follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Ramos gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Wicked slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Ramos has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Ramos there as he acknowledges the shot.
Wicked scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ramos has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Ramos there as he acknowledges the shot.
Wicked fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wicked chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wicked slips a jab and a cross from Ramos.
Ramos walks into a left hand.
Wicked feints and then cracks Ramos's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ramos down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wicked avoids the head kick by Ramos.
Wicked connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Wicked lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ramos's sensitive parts.
A solid leg kick lands there for Wicked.
Wicked cracks Ramos with a right hand to the side of the head.
Wicked changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wicked lands a really nice looking cross but Ramos seems unphased.
Wicked slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Ramos takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Ramos takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Wicked throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ramos shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Wicked pinned against the cage. Wicked gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A jab from Wicked finds it's way through Ramos's defenses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ramos ducks right into an uppercut from Wicked.
Ramos's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Wicked connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Ramos scrambles back to his feet.
Wicked lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ramos at a distance.
Wicked lands with a cross.
A head kick from Wicked lands but Ramos takes it in his stride.
Ramos on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Ramos crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Wicked - the referee stops the clock and Ramos gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Wicked. Ramos manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Wicked moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Wicked slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wicked lands a two punch combo.
Jab by Wicked.
Wicked thuds his shin into the meat of Ramos's side.
Wicked moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Wicked catches Ramos with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Ramos chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wicked can pounce on him.
Ramos walks into a left hand.
Ramos with a poor takedown
and Wicked connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Shezzo Wicked has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sergio Ramos.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Wicked. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Wicked.
Wicked connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wicked ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Ramos on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ramos is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Wicked fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Wicked scores with a punch to the head.
Wicked darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Wicked lands a glancing blow to the side of Ramos's head.
Ramos takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Ramos drops his hands momentarily and Wicked takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A jab from Wicked does it's job there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ramos on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wicked lands a body shot.
Wicked plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Sergio Ramos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Left hook, right uppercut from Wicked.

And that's the end of the fight!
Shezzo Wicked showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Wicked has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:24
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:24
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Shezzo Wicked!
Shezzo Wicked very nearly forgot to thank Kemists ↑ 5x160Q amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.