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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between James Howlett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat Sagdiyev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Howlett comes into the arena with Time of Dying by Three Days Grace blaring out of the sound system. Sagdiyev comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Mamaliga kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! James Howlett has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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198 lbs
11 - 8 - 0 |
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195 lbs
21 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, James Howlett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Borat Sagdiyev!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, William Peck and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sagdiyev drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Sagdiyev takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Howlett loads up on a big right hand but Sagdiyev slips the punch.
Howlett throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Sagdiyev counters with a low kick, right behind Howlett 's knee.
Howlett misses with a combination
and Sagdiyev counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like James Howlett has been cut.
Howlett lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Howlett looks to throw the jab but Sagdiyev is out of range.
Howlett misses with a wild body shot.
Howlett loads up on a big right hand but Sagdiyev slips the punch.
Sagdiyev raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Howlett misses with a hook
letting Sagdiyev counter with a right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Howlett digs a good hook to Sagdiyev's body.
Howlett throws a right hand that misses
and Sagdiyev scores with a counter punch that sends Howlett to the canvas! Sagdiyev smells blood - he's punishing Howlett with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Howlett has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Borat Sagdiyev!
Borat Sagdiyev managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Elite Canadian Threads, into his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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