PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jackṏb Jṏhanssṏn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donnito Mustacho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jṏhanssṏn comes to the cage accompanied by The Whip - Divebomb. Jackṏb Jṏhanssṏn could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Donnito Mustacho's chin.

Jṏhanssṏn
vs
Mustacho

196 cm
23
216 lbs
12 - 2 - 1

195 cm
25
215 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jackṏb Jṏhanssṏn!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Donnito Mustacho!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Ackerman and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mustacho throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've been told by Jṏhanssṏn's head coaches at WHATprivate that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Jṏhanssṏn avoids the body shot from Mustacho.
Mustacho pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Mustacho manages to circle out of the way.
Mustacho misses with a wild body shot.
Jṏhanssṏn seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Jṏhanssṏn crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Mustacho - the referee stops the clock and Jṏhanssṏn gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Mustacho. Jṏhanssṏn manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Mustacho ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mustacho lands a jab to the head.
Jṏhanssṏn fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Mustacho misses with a low kick.
Jṏhanssṏn takes one on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mustacho fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jṏhanssṏn on the side of the head.
Jṏhanssṏn scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Mustacho looks to throw a body kick
enabling Jṏhanssṏn to counter with a crisp jab.
Jṏhanssṏn misses with a body shot.
Mustacho replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Jṏhanssṏn blocks it well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mustacho throws a sloppy head kick and Jṏhanssṏn moves out of range easily.
Jṏhanssṏn is looking to counter with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jṏhanssṏn throws a right hand that Mustacho ducks under and follows up with a left that Mustacho also avoids with ease.
Mustacho looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Mustacho misses with a looping left.
Mustacho throws an off balance right hand
and Jṏhanssṏn connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mustacho throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Jṏhanssṏn to counter with a crisp jab.
Donnito Mustacho seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mustacho misses with a low kick.
Jṏhanssṏn wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Mustacho swats away the attempt to clinch by Jṏhanssṏn.
Mustacho throws a predictable looking body shot
and Jṏhanssṏn cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mustacho pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mustacho scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jṏhanssṏn scores with a jab to the body.
A big right from Mustacho misses.

Jṏhanssṏn closes the distance and clinches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Mustacho scores with a nice short uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jṏhanssṏn blocking some punches.
Mustacho works on Jṏhanssṏn's body with a couple of short punches.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mustacho pushes Jṏhanssṏn back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mustacho works on Jṏhanssṏn's body with a couple of short punches.
Mustacho misses with a body punch.
Mustacho lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mustacho misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jṏhanssṏn with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A head punch on the inside from Mustacho fails to land.
Mustacho lands a hook to the side of the head.

Jṏhanssṏn breaks from the clinch.
Mustacho pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jṏhanssṏn jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Jṏhanssṏn on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mustacho. Mustacho obviously looking to wear him down.
Jṏhanssṏn blocks a leg kick.
Mustacho lands with an overhand left.
Mustacho throws a leg kick

and Jṏhanssṏn counters by clinching up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho blocking some punches.
Mustacho scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Mustacho gets through Jṏhanssṏn's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Mustacho fails to land.
Mustacho lands with a right to the head.
Jṏhanssṏn utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to land knees in the clinch but Mustacho avoids the damage to the body.
Mustacho prevents a body shot from Jṏhanssṏn.
A right handed body shot lands from Mustacho.
Mustacho has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Jṏhanssṏn seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Mustacho can turn it around.
Mustacho throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mustacho can't find room to land a body shot as Jṏhanssṏn controls the action.

Jṏhanssṏn manages to break the clinch.
Mustacho throws a nice inside leg kick.
Mustacho throws a sloppy head kick and Jṏhanssṏn moves out of range easily.
Mustacho lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Mustacho gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Jṏhanssṏn connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Jṏhanssṏn drives through and clinches with Mustacho against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jṏhanssṏn is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Mustacho to keep the fight standing.
Jṏhanssṏn misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Mustacho.

Jṏhanssṏn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jṏhanssṏn takes a swing at Mustacho's ribcage but misses.
Jṏhanssṏn chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mustacho can pounce on him.
Jṏhanssṏn takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A swing and a miss from Mustacho.
Mustacho throws a low kick but Jṏhanssṏn avoids it.
Mustacho throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jṏhanssṏn is looking to counter the offense by Mustacho and move into the clinch.
Jṏhanssṏn uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mustacho.
Mustacho looks to throw the jab but Jṏhanssṏn is out of range.
Jṏhanssṏn on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Mustacho throws a hook but Jṏhanssṏn avoids it easily.
Jṏhanssṏn missing with a left hand there. Mustacho was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donnito Mustacho dominated that round.
That's time! Jṏhanssṏn's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Mustacho punishes Jṏhanssṏn's body with a nice straight punch.
Mustacho lands with a nice body kick.
Jṏhanssṏn misses with a wild body shot.
A leg kick checked by Jṏhanssṏn.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Mustacho manages to circle out of the way.
Mustacho lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Mustacho has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A bone on bone clash there as Jṏhanssṏn blocks the leg kick.
Jṏhanssṏn scores with a decent looking hook.
Jṏhanssṏn lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jṏhanssṏn moves out of range as Mustacho strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mustacho throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jṏhanssṏn sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mustacho checks a leg kick nicely.
Mustacho lands a body shot.
Mustacho throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Jṏhanssṏn to counter with a crisp jab.
Mustacho scores with a sloppy right hand. Jṏhanssṏn should have avoided that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jṏhanssṏn throws the left hand but Mustacho avoids the punch easily.
Mustacho keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mustacho uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jṏhanssṏn.
Jṏhanssṏn fails with an attempt to clinch.
Mustacho lands with a nice body punch.
Jṏhanssṏn fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mustacho manages to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Mustacho.
A slow jab from Mustacho misses its intended target.
Mustacho throws a push kick but Jṏhanssṏn slaps the foot to one side.
Mustacho throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mustacho misses with a hook. Jṏhanssṏn ducked under it nicely.
Mustacho tries to score with a low kick but Jṏhanssṏn moves his leg out of the way.
Donnito Mustacho seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Mustacho connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jṏhanssṏn's hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jṏhanssṏn blocks a low kick nicely.
Jṏhanssṏn fires out a quick counter leg kick but Mustacho just manages to avoid it.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mustacho swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mustacho looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Mustacho tries to score with a low kick but Jṏhanssṏn moves his leg out of the way.
Jṏhanssṏn swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Jṏhanssṏn wants to clinch up but Mustacho keeps it at a distance.
Mustacho moves forwards but Jṏhanssṏn connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Mustacho swings widly with a right hand
enabling Jṏhanssṏn to counter with a crisp jab.
Mustacho scores with a jab to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mustacho throws a jab when Jṏhanssṏn was well out of range.
Jṏhanssṏn blocks a low kick nicely.
Mustacho throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jṏhanssṏn seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Mustacho shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Jṏhanssṏn connects with a body shot that sends Mustacho's belly button to the back.
Mustacho misses with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jṏhanssṏn on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mustacho misses with an uppercut. Jṏhanssṏn saw that one coming.
Jṏhanssṏn slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Mustacho.
Jṏhanssṏn avoids a kick to the body.
Jṏhanssṏn is looking to counter punch.
Mustacho uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jṏhanssṏn has time to react.
Mustacho pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A counter left hand to the body from Jṏhanssṏn misses its target.
Mustacho misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jṏhanssṏn.
Jṏhanssṏn wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
A swing and a miss from Mustacho.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Mustacho manages to circle out of the way.
Mustacho takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jṏhanssṏn throws the left hand but Mustacho avoids the punch easily.
Mustacho throws a jab but it's blocked by Jṏhanssṏn.
Jṏhanssṏn is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Mustacho.
A slow jab from Mustacho misses its intended target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jṏhanssṏn scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jṏhanssṏn throws a series of punches but Mustacho avoids them all with ease.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mustacho just misses with a punch to the body.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mustacho was well out of range. Poor timing from Jṏhanssṏn.
Mustacho throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mustacho scores with a jab.
Jṏhanssṏn is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Mustacho misses with a looping left.
Mustacho digs a good body shot into Jṏhanssṏn's ribs.
Jṏhanssṏn checks a leg kick.
Mustacho cracks Jṏhanssṏn with an open hand slap.
Mustacho swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donnito Mustacho showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

That kick from Jṏhanssṏn tenderised Mustacho's leg. Mustacho is trying to keep his angry face on.
Mustacho lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jṏhanssṏn scores with the left hand. Mustacho knows he should have avoided that one.
Mustacho throws the left hand but Jṏhanssṏn avoids the punch easily.
Mustacho connects with a body shot.
Jṏhanssṏn moves out of range of the leg kick from Mustacho.
Mustacho digs a good hook to Jṏhanssṏn's body.
Jṏhanssṏn throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mustacho pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jṏhanssṏn is out of range and Mustacho settles back down.
Jṏhanssṏn is looking to counter the offense by Mustacho and move into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mustacho lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jṏhanssṏn moves out of range of the body kick from Mustacho.
Mustacho blocks a jab.
Jṏhanssṏn does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mustacho.
Jṏhanssṏn moves out of range of the leg kick from Mustacho.
A jab from Mustacho misses.
Mustacho pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jṏhanssṏn is out of range and Mustacho settles back down.
Mustacho ducks under a wild hook from Jṏhanssṏn.
Mustacho waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jṏhanssṏn.
As Mustacho tries to get set, Jṏhanssṏn tries to push him back and clinch up but Mustacho manages to avoid the attempt.
Mustacho throws a wild body kick that Jṏhanssṏn sees coming a mile off.
Mustacho keeps the fight on the outside.
Mustacho takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Mustacho slips a straight right by Jṏhanssṏn.
Jṏhanssṏn throws a head kick that misses.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jṏhanssṏn takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jṏhanssṏn manages to avoid it.
Jṏhanssṏn displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mustacho throws out the jab.
Mustacho misses with a wild body shot.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to close the distance and clinch but Mustacho swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jṏhanssṏn ducks under a wild hook from Mustacho.
Jṏhanssṏn wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Mustacho lands with an uppercut that bounces Jṏhanssṏn off the cage and back into range.
Mustacho throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jṏhanssṏn with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jṏhanssṏn is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice shot lands for Jṏhanssṏn.
A bone on bone clash there as Jṏhanssṏn blocks the leg kick.
Mustacho throws a leg kick but Jṏhanssṏn moved away.
Jṏhanssṏn ducks under a wild hook from Mustacho.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jṏhanssṏn moves out of range of the body kick.
Jṏhanssṏn takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Mustacho throws a body punch but Jṏhanssṏn moves out of range.
Jṏhanssṏn throws a lazy uppercut
and Mustacho counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jṏhanssṏn scores with a shot to the body.
Mustacho throws a leg kick which misses Jṏhanssṏn's front leg but catches the back leg as Jṏhanssṏn tries to avoid it.
Mustacho takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Mustacho throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mustacho digs a good body shot into Jṏhanssṏn's ribs.
Mustacho throws a leg kick but Jṏhanssṏn sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Mustacho throws a body kick that misses.
Mustacho gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Jṏhanssṏn counters with a nice low kick that buckles Mustacho's knee momentarily.
Mustacho fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jṏhanssṏn misses the shot to the body.
Jṏhanssṏn missing with a left hand there. Mustacho was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mustacho throws a lazy right hand but Jṏhanssṏn sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
As Mustacho tries to get set, Jṏhanssṏn tries to push him back and clinch up but Mustacho manages to avoid the attempt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mustacho throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mustacho looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jṏhanssṏn scores with a decent looking hook.
That kick from Mustacho tenderised Jṏhanssṏn's leg. Jṏhanssṏn is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jṏhanssṏn misses the shot to the body.
Mustacho connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Good standup being displayed there by Mustacho as he connects with a hook.
Mustacho throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A big right from Mustacho misses.
Jṏhanssṏn is looking for a counter combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donnito Mustacho really dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Mustacho throws a solid leg kick but Jṏhanssṏn takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Mustacho.

Jṏhanssṏn gets a clinch.
Mustacho doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mustacho is trying to break the clinch but Jṏhanssṏn is controlling him.
Jṏhanssṏn with a knee to the head.

It looks like Donnito Mustacho has been cut.
Jṏhanssṏn tries a knee to the head but Mustacho blocks it.
Mustacho prevents a body shot from Jṏhanssṏn.
Jṏhanssṏn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A knee to the head by Jṏhanssṏn.
Mustacho misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Jṏhanssṏn jumps guard.
Mustacho stopping the sweep attempt from Jṏhanssṏn.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jṏhanssṏn seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Jṏhanssṏn manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Mustacho manages to get himself to full guard.

A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Mustacho holds on and takes a little breather.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mustacho striking off his back but it's not causing Jṏhanssṏn any problems.
Jṏhanssṏn pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mustacho is keeping the position for now.
Mustacho has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jṏhanssṏn slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Mustacho wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Jṏhanssṏn controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Jṏhanssṏn wants to pass the guard but Mustacho is keeping the position.
Jṏhanssṏn is pushing down on Mustacho's leg trying to pass to half guard. Mustacho is fighting to maintain full guard but Jṏhanssṏn has managed to sneak the leg through.
Jṏhanssṏn trying to control from half guard but Mustacho is working away.
Jṏhanssṏn content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Mustacho trying to hold on to Jṏhanssṏn's head to control him but Jṏhanssṏn postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mustacho is trying to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jṏhanssṏn seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mustacho does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Jṏhanssṏn staying out of range there.
Mustacho throws a front kick aimed at Jṏhanssṏn's knee but Jṏhanssṏn avoids it well.
Mustacho throws a leg kick

and Jṏhanssṏn counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Jṏhanssṏn.
Jṏhanssṏn crunches a lovely knee into Mustacho's ribcage.
Mustacho is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Jṏhanssṏn lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mustacho backwards.

Jṏhanssṏn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jṏhanssṏn blocks the body kick.
Jṏhanssṏn lands a slapping body shot.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to close the distance and clinch but Mustacho swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jṏhanssṏn scores with a jab to the body.
Mustacho throws a body shot but no joy.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to counter by clinching up but Mustacho breaks away and moves out of range.
Mustacho throws a low kick but Jṏhanssṏn avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jṏhanssṏn connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Mustacho throws a hook but Jṏhanssṏn blocks it.
As Mustacho tries to get set, Jṏhanssṏn tries to push him back and clinch up but Mustacho manages to avoid the attempt.
Jṏhanssṏn scores with a jab. Mustacho acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mustacho misses with a jab to the body

and Jṏhanssṏn moves into the clinch.
Mustacho lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Mustacho looking to stall.
Mustacho misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jṏhanssṏn is trying to pull guard but Mustacho has him pressed against the cage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Jṏhanssṏn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jṏhanssṏn throws a jab but it's blocked by Mustacho.
Mustacho throws an overhand right that lands on Jṏhanssṏn's shoulder, as Jṏhanssṏn tries to avoid the shot.
Jṏhanssṏn has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Mustacho.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jackṏb Jṏhanssṏn had his way with Donnito Mustacho in that round.
The cut man is working on Donnito Mustacho's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Mustacho lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Mustacho tried to score with a low kick but Jṏhanssṏn checks it.
Mustacho lands with a thumping leg kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Mustacho.
The fighters circling - Mustacho throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jṏhanssṏn takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jṏhanssṏn thuds his right hand into Mustacho's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Mustacho does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice shot by Mustacho.

Jṏhanssṏn moves into the clinch.
Jṏhanssṏn is trying to pull guard but Mustacho turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Mustacho wants to get back to striking at distance but Jṏhanssṏn won't allow it.

Jṏhanssṏn manages to pull guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jṏhanssṏn is pulling down on Mustacho's head to control his posture.
Mustacho seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Jṏhanssṏn is pulling down on Mustacho's head. It's preventing any offense from Mustacho, at least for the moment.
Jṏhanssṏn trying to keep a closed guard but Mustacho is proving a slippery customer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Jṏhanssṏn holds on and takes a little breather.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to land a sweep but no joy.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Jṏhanssṏn looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A swing and a miss from Jṏhanssṏn.
It seemed like Mustacho was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jṏhanssṏn throws a poor cross that misses
and Mustacho counters with a nice leg kick.
Mustacho throws the left hand but Jṏhanssṏn avoids the punch easily.
Mustacho misses with a wild body shot.
Jṏhanssṏn is looking to counter the offense by Mustacho and move into the clinch.
Jṏhanssṏn checks a leg kick.
Jṏhanssṏn was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Mustacho throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Jṏhanssṏn.
Jṏhanssṏn walks into a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Jṏhanssṏn counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mustacho avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
And Mustacho responds with a good body kick, but Jṏhanssṏn manages to step out the way in time.
Mustacho connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Mustacho throws a body shot but no joy.
Mustacho throws a low kick but Jṏhanssṏn moves out of range easily.
Jṏhanssṏn fails to land with a series of punches.
Jṏhanssṏn checks a leg kick.

Jṏhanssṏn clinches up with Mustacho and pushes him back against the cage.
Jṏhanssṏn working Mustacho over with knees to the body.

Jṏhanssṏn's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mustacho misses with a head kick.
Jṏhanssṏn ducks under a wild hook from Mustacho.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho throws out a loose jab but Jṏhanssṏn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jṏhanssṏn appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Jṏhanssṏn tries to clinch there but Mustacho circles away.
Mustacho rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jṏhanssṏn counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Jṏhanssṏn crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Mustacho - the referee stops the clock and Jṏhanssṏn gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Mustacho. Jṏhanssṏn manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mustacho lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Mustacho scores with a jab. Jṏhanssṏn acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jackṏb Jṏhanssṏn has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mustacho throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
An attempted straight right counter from Jṏhanssṏn misses the target.
Jṏhanssṏn throws out a leg kick but Mustacho moves out of range and Jṏhanssṏn only half commits.
Mustacho attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Jṏhanssṏn will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Jṏhanssṏn with a nice cross.
Jṏhanssṏn misses the shot to the body.
Mustacho paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

And that's the end of the fight!
Donnito Mustacho comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Mustacho has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 46:49
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 46:49
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Donnito Mustacho!
Donnito Mustacho is the new light heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Donnito Mustacho made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.