PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jack Judo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pierre Silverhielm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Judo comes to the cage accompanied by Da Mystery of Chessboxin by Wu-Tang Clan. Silverhielm has chosen Theme Tune to Islam as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Judo
vs
Silverhielm

165 cm
30
149 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

165 cm
36
135 lbs
30 - 15 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jack Judo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Pierre Silverhielm!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Nard Betker and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Judo misses with a wild body shot.
Nice defenses there by Judo.
Pierre Silverhielm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Silverhielm fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Judo manages to avoid it.
Silverhielm pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Judo misses with a jab to the body

and Silverhielm holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Judo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Judo on the inside.
Silverhielm misses with an elbow strike.
Silverhielm is trying to break free.
Judo tries to work over Silverhielm's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Judo tries to work over Silverhielm's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Judo dodges an elbow strike from Silverhielm.
Judo tries to work over Silverhielm's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Judo misses with the head strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Judo tries to work over Silverhielm's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Silverhielm is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Judo.
Judo misses with a short punch on the inside.
Silverhielm blocks a body shot from Judo.
Silverhielm stalling in the clinch but Judo improves position.
Judo misses with the head strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Judo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Judo misses with a hook to the ribs.

Silverhielm's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice defenses there by Judo.
Silverhielm loads up on a big right hand but Judo slips the punch.
Silverhielm throws a leg kick that is checked

and Judo counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Judo advances position into side control!
Judo throws an elbow but Silverhielm slips to the side and avoids it well.
Judo throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Silverhielm wants to get back to his feet.
Silverhielm told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Judo tries to advance to mount but Silverhielm denies him.
Judo lands some shots froms side control.
Judo cracks Silverhielm with a big elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Silverhielm takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Silverhielm is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

Judo looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Silverhielm is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Judo asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Judo working the ground and pound.
Silverhielm tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Judo wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Silverhielm gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Judo prevents Silverhielm from standing back up.
Judo throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Judo working Silverhielm over with strikes.

Judo is working for a kimura but Silverhielm is defending it quite comfortably.
Silverhielm looks like he's trying to stand up.
Silverhielm wants to get back to full guard.
Silverhielm looks like he's trying to stand up.

Silverhielm is looking to regain full guard. He's left an arm up in the air though and Judo has latched onto it... Big trouble! Judo pivots for an armbar - it's in tight and it Silverhielm is tapping in no time flat! Great counter grappling there from Judo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jack Judo!
Jack Judo took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Can I get a Shucky Ducky Quack Quack?'.
Pierre Silverhielm spoke after the fight, saying 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.