PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Johnny Heimlich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Victor Sharp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heimlich comes to the ring accompanied by The Lifesaver. Sharp has chosen Immortal Technique-Cause Of Death as his entrance music. Victor Sharp has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Heimlich
vs
Sharp

200 cm
18
250 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

225 cm
18
224 lbs
1 - 1 - 1

Excellent MT
Very strong

Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Big Bear Nutrition 160Q
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Arcticus
Big Bear Nutrition 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Johnny Heimlich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Victor Sharp!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Sergei Dronov and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heimlich ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Heimlich seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Sharp throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nice defenses there by Sharp.
Sharp tries to counter with a clinch but Heimlich shakes him off and moves away.
Sharp throws a big shot that misses.
Heimlich throws a low kick but it's checked well by Sharp.
Heimlich lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sharp at a distance.
Sharp misses with a wild combination.
Heimlich throws a wild body kick that Sharp sees coming a mile off.

Heimlich gets tackled into the ropes by Sharp. Sharp maintains the clinch.
Heimlich lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Sharp creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Heimlich blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Heimlich.
Heimlich misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sharp throws a punch but it's blocked by Heimlich.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Heimlich tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Heimlich blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Heimlich can't find room to land a body shot as Sharp controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sharp.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heimlich has a couple of punches blocked by Sharp.
Sharp misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sharp.
Sharp is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Sharp misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sharp misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sharp misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Heimlich.
Sharp tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Sharp tries a body shot but Heimlich blocks it.
Sharp swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sharp looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Sharp lands with a right to the head.
Heimlich misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sharp misses with a punch to the body.
Heimlich lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sharp backwards.
Sharp lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sharp swings wildly with an uppercut but Heimlich uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sharp tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Heimlich misses with the head strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heimlich cracks Sharp with a nice body shot.
Sharp misses with a short punch on the inside.
Heimlich has had enough of the clinch but Sharp keeps him there for the moment.
Sharp misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sharp misses with some punches.
Heimlich struggles to land a body shot inside as Sharp controls his hands.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Heimlich creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right hook to the body lands for Sharp.
A right hook to the body lands for Heimlich.
Sharp misses with a body punch.
Heimlich doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sharp misses with some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sharp.
Heimlich swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A left hand lands to the body for Heimlich.
Heimlich makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Heimlich lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Heimlich lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Heimlich.
Sharp looks winded!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sharp's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sharp misses with the head strike.
Heimlich scores with a shoulder strike.
Heimlich tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sharp's elbow.
Heimlich tries to work over Sharp's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Heimlich stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Heimlich misses with a body punch.
Sharp blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Heimlich can't find room to land a body shot as Sharp controls the action.
Sharp swings wildly with an uppercut but Heimlich uses good head movement to avoid it.
Heimlich can't find room to land a body shot as Sharp controls the action.
Sharp blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Heimlich misses with a hook to the ribs.
Heimlich struggles to land a body shot inside as Sharp controls his hands.
Sharp blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sharp is working Heimlich over against the ropes.
Sharp working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Heimlich on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Heimlich.
Sharp blocks a body shot from Heimlich.
Sharp lands with a left to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Heimlich.
Heimlich tries a body shot but Sharp blocks it.
Heimlich misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sharp throws a punch but it's blocked by Heimlich.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sharp.
Sharp's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sharp swings wildly with an uppercut but Heimlich uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sharp misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sharp working aggressively here.
Heimlich doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Heimlich throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sharps head.
Heimlich fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Heimlich fails to land.
Heimlich lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sharp backwards.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Heimlich gets through Sharp's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Sharp.
Sharp fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Sharp blocks a body shot from Heimlich.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Sharp as Heimlich tries to tie him up.
Heimlich lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Heimlich lands with a light punch inside.
Heimlich pushes Sharp back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sharp misses with a hook from the clinch.
Heimlich lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Sharp.
Sharp working aggressively here.
Heimlich swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Heimlich lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sharp backwards.
Heimlich blocking some punches.
Heimlich blocking some punches.
Sharp throws a head punch that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Sharp.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sharp swings wildly with an uppercut but Heimlich uses good head movement to avoid it.
Heimlich lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sharp backwards.
Heimlich works on Sharp's body with a couple of short punches.
Sharp throws a punch but it's blocked by Heimlich.
Heimlich misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sharp lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Heimlich backwards.
Sharp prevents a body shot from Heimlich.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Heimlich.
Heimlich working aggressively here.
Sharp lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Heimlich backwards.
Heimlich working aggressively here.
Sharp softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Heimlich is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Heimlich misses with a hook from the clinch.
Heimlich doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sharp doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sharp blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Heimlich blocking some punches.
A right hand to the body from Heimlich.
A short right from Heimlich.
Heimlich misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sharp prevents a body shot from Heimlich.
Sharp fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Heimlich.
Heimlich misses with a punch to the body.
Heimlich has a couple of punches blocked by Sharp.
Sharp swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Heimlich tries to stall but Sharp uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Heimlich blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sharp swings wildly with an uppercut but Heimlich uses good head movement to avoid it.
Heimlich lands a hook that snaps the head of Sharp backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sharp.
Heimlich lands a body shot in the clinch.
Heimlich lands a body shot.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Heimlich lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sharp backwards.
Heimlich tries a body shot but Sharp blocks it.
Heimlich lands a body shot in the clinch.
Heimlich lands with a short shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head punch on the inside from Heimlich fails to land.
Sharp can't find room to land a body shot as Heimlich controls the action.
Heimlich tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Heimlich swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Heimlich is working Sharp over against the ropes.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sharp.
Heimlich lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sharp has a couple of punches blocked by Heimlich.

Heimlich breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Heimlich turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A big right from Heimlich misses.
Sharp tries to clinch but Heimlich moves out of range.
Heimlich paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Heimlich throws a half hearted mid kick.

Heimlich pushes Sharp up against the ropes in a clinch.
Sharp misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Heimlich fails to land.
Heimlich lands with a right to the head.
Heimlich misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Sharp fails to land.
Sharp scores with a hook to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Heimlich.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sharp.
Heimlich lands with a short shot to the head.
Heimlich swings wildly with an uppercut but Sharp uses good head movement to avoid it.
Heimlich working aggressively here.
Sharp's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sharp lands a right hand.
Sharp lands with a short shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice right hand lands inside from Heimlich.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Heimlich dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Jab from Sharp.

Sharp instigates a clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Heimlich.
Sharp blocking some punches.
Heimlich can't find room to land a body shot as Sharp controls the action.
Heimlich throws a head punch that misses.
Heimlich lands a right hand.
Heimlich lands a nice shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Heimlich.
Heimlich scores with a shoulder strike.
Sharp keeps control of Heimlich as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Johnny Heimlich has scored more points in the clinch so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A left hand lands to the body for Heimlich.
Sharp blocks an uppercut.
Heimlich working aggressively here.
Sharp is breathing heavily.
Heimlich working aggressively here.
Heimlich working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heimlich lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sharp backwards.
Sharp swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Heimlich lands a hook that snaps the head of Sharp backwards.

Sharp is rocked!
A nice left hand lands by Heimlich.
Sharp is still on wobbly legs! Can Heimlich finish him?
A head punch blocked on the inside by Heimlich.
Heimlich creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Sharp crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Sharp face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Heimlich takes it with a brutal technical knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Johnny Heimlich!
Johnny Heimlich seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Victor Sharp was interviewed post fight and said 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.