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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Meyers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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198 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 16 - 1, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Charlie Meyers!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, William Peck and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckwell lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Fuckwell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Meyers manages to avoid it.
Fuckwell cracks Meyers with a good jab.
A jab from Fuckwell misses.
Meyers defending well as Fuckwell loads up on a big left hand.
Fuckwell stuffs the takedown.
Fuckwell's corner calls for a 1-2. Fuckwell obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Horrible takedown attempt by Meyers or perhaps it was just good defense by Fuckwell, which made it look bad.
Meyers has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Meyers ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fuckwell checks a leg kick nicely.
Fuckwell scores with a punch to the head.
Fuckwell looks to score with a jab to the body but Meyers is just out of range.
Meyers with the counter takedown but Fuckwell avoids it easily.
We've been told by Fuckwell's head coaches at GTI that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Fuckwell lands a glancing blow to the side of Meyers's head.
Fuckwell misses with a straight left.
Meyers shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Fuckwell defends it nicely.
Fuckwell swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Eyeonly Fuckwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Charlie Meyers.
Meyers slips under a jab.
Meyers is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fuckwell moves into range and connects with a jab.
Fuckwell misses with a right hand
and Meyers counters with a low kick, right behind Fuckwell 's knee.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell misses with a looping left.
Fuckwell lands a really nice looking cross but Meyers seems unphased.
Meyers tries to clinch up.
Meyers tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fuckwell swivels and escapes.
Fuckwell connects with a high kick.
Fuckwell lands a jab-cross combination.
Meyers tries to clinch up.
Meyers fails to land the takedown.
Meyers uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a big shot that misses.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fuckwell keeps the fight on the outside.
Fuckwell looks to land a left hand but Meyers moved out of range nicely.
Meyers tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fuckwell paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Meyers tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Fuckwell defends well and Meyers ends up having to push Fuckwell into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Fuckwell is looking to counter punch.
Meyers fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fuckwell, pushing him back against the cage.
Fuckwell breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meyers drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell thuds his right hand into Meyers's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fuckwell throws a big shot that misses.
Meyers displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fuckwell throws out the jab.
Meyers shoots for a takedown but Fuckwell saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Meyers takes a kick to the side of the head.
It looks like Charlie Meyers has been cut.
Fuckwell looks to land a right hand but Meyers moved out of range.
Fuckwell cracks a nice hook into Meyers's ribs.
Fuckwell is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Fuckwell misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fuckwell. Meyers does a little dance to reset his feet.
Meyers with the counter takedown but Fuckwell avoids it easily.
Meyers has a takedown stuffed.
Fuckwell missing with a left hand there. Meyers was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice takedown defense from Fuckwell. No joy for Meyers on that attempt.
Fuckwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Meyers.
Fuckwell lands a head shot.
Fuckwell lands a nice shot that snaps Meyers's head back.
Meyers has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuckwell.
Meyers shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Fuckwell defends it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meyers looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the side of Meyers's head but Meyers sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fuckwell throws a shot from downtown. Meyers moves away and avoids it.
Fuckwell's corner calls for a 1-2. Fuckwell obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Fuckwell lands with a hook. Meyers tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fuckwell throws the left hand but Meyers avoids the punch easily.
And Meyers tries to counter it with a takedown but Fuckwell pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Meyers shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Fuckwell napping and manages to drive through into side control!
An elbow from Meyers crashes against the mat.
Fuckwell is looking for a sweep.
Fuckwell sneaks out the side door and pushes Meyers away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A swing and a miss from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell looks to land a right hand but Meyers moved out of range.
Fuckwell scores with a decent looking hook.
Fuckwell lands a really nice looking cross but Meyers seems unphased.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell misses with an uppercut.
Meyers throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fuckwell is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Meyers is looking to land body kicks.
Meyers punishes Fuckwell's body with a nice straight punch.
Fuckwell circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fuckwell displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Meyers.
Meyers shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Meyers takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Meyers walks into a stiff left hand from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws out a leg kick but Meyers moves out of range and Fuckwell only half commits.
Fuckwell throws an overhand right that lands on Meyers's shoulder, as Meyers tries to avoid the shot.
Fuckwell lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Meyers throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fuckwell scores with a sloppy right hand. Meyers should have avoided that one.
Meyers moves out of range as Fuckwell strikes.
Fuckwell throws a body shot but no joy.
Meyers uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fuckwell.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Charlie Meyers's cut.
That's time! Fuckwell's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Fuckwell throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Meyers sees it coming and avoids it easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Meyers can do to turn this around?
Fuckwell throws a big shot that misses.
Fuckwell tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Meyers was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Meyers blocks it.
No luck for Meyers with that takedown attempt.
A lazy left from Fuckwell finds it's target.
Meyers shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Fuckwell sprawls well. Fuckwell wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Meyers gets slowly back to his feet.
Meyers looks for a takedown but Fuckwell sprawls well.
Eyeonly Fuckwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Charlie Meyers.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fuckwell misses with a head kick.
Meyers shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Fuckwell sprawls well. Fuckwell wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Meyers gets slowly back to his feet.
Charlie Meyers is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Meyers tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Fuckwell manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Fuckwell is looking to counter punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meyers ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fuckwell moves away.
Fuckwell stuffs the takedown attempt from Meyers. Meyers gets slowly back to his feet.
Meyers has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Fuckwell throws a series of punches but Meyers avoids them all with ease.
Fuckwell throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Meyers counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Fuckwell!
Fuckwell is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Meyers asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Fuckwell tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Meyers wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Meyers has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Fuckwell is trying to buck Meyers off.
Meyers lands a nice forearm strike.
Fuckwell struggling a bit here.
Meyers wants to control but Fuckwell is keeping him busy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meyers fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Fuckwell to the ground. Meyers is now in Fuckwell's guard.
Fuckwell is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Meyers is controlling him.
Meyers trying to control the position from guard on top but Fuckwell is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Meyers thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Meyers trying to control but Fuckwell is working from the bottom.
Meyers preventing the sweep.
Meyers prevents Fuckwell from getting back to his feet.
Meyers trying to control but Fuckwell is working from the bottom.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell wants to stand but Meyers is controlling the position.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Meyers slips under a jab from Fuckwell.
Meyers darts in looking for a takedown but Fuckwell gets double underhooks and turns Meyers into the cage.
Meyers fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Fuckwell avoids it really well and circles away.
Fuckwell throws a lazy right hand but Meyers sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fuckwell throws a jab when Meyers was well out of range.
Fuckwell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Meyers manages to avoid it.
Fuckwell misses with a jab, cross combination.
Meyers defending well as Fuckwell loads up on a big left hand.
Meyers tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fuckwell swivels and escapes.
Fuckwell scores with a hook.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the side of Meyers's head but Meyers sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Meyers looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fuckwell loads up on a big right hand but Meyers slips the punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meyers uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fuckwell.
Meyers is looking for the big counter here.
The fighters circling - Fuckwell throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fuckwell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fuckwell looks to land a left hand but Meyers moved out of range nicely.
Meyers ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
Meyers keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Meyers avoids it easily.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Meyers moves in looking to clinch but Fuckwell pushes him off.
Meyers slips a jab from Fuckwell.
Meyers slips under a jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell misses with a straight left.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd cheers as Fuckwell lands an impressive looking overhand right. Meyers doesn't seem phased though.
Fuckwell lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Meyers at a distance.
No joy there for Fuckwell, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Meyers tries to counter with a clinch but Fuckwell shakes him off and moves away.
Meyers shoots in and drives through. Fuckwell sprawls well.
Meyers shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Fuckwell defends it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Charlie Meyers's cut.
That's time! Fuckwell's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Fuckwell keeps the fight on the outside.
Meyers is looking to clinch.
Fuckwell fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Meyers darts in looking for a takedown but Fuckwell gets double underhooks and turns Meyers into the cage.
Meyers moves out of range of the strikes.
Fuckwell lunges at Meyers with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Meyers's hand.
Fuckwell lands a slapping body shot.
Meyers avoids the body shot from Fuckwell.
Meyers steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Fuckwell.
Meyers shoots in and bounces Fuckwell off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Meyers throwing strikes from guard but Fuckwell blocks nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fuckwell wants to stand but Meyers is controlling the position.
Charlie Meyers has got the better of the ground game so far.
Fuckwell seems keen to control Meyers's posture.
Meyers prevents Fuckwell from getting back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell trying to control the position.
Meyers pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fuckwell is keeping the position for now.
Fuckwell looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fuckwell is trying to hold Meyers in close to prevent damage but Meyers has managed to pass into half guard.
Fuckwell is trying to stand.
Meyers seems to be looking for submissions.
Meyers is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Fuckwell!
Meyers lands a big shot there that rocks Fuckwell but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Fuckwell wants to hold on but Meyers pushes him away.
Fuckwell is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meyers is landing with some decent strikes but Fuckwell is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Meyers is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Fuckwell is surviving well by controlling Meyers's body position as best he can.
Meyers unloading with bombs!
Fuckwell really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Fuckwell tries to improve his position but instead Meyers has taken his back!
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Fuckwell wants to get back to his feet.
Meyers is not going to allow Fuckwell to sit and survive in this position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meyers lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Fuckwell hold on?!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meyers lands a punch to the side of the head from the back.
Fuckwell trying to control the action but Meyers just sinks the hooks in.
Fuckwell is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Meyers gets his way!
Fuckwell is trying to break free.
Fuckwell is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Fuckwell wants to control his opponent's hands but Meyers gets his hands free.
Meyers is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Fuckwell is defending well though. Meyers let's go of the attempt for now.
Meyers cracks Fuckwell with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Fuckwell from the back mount here, looking to soften him up.
It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Fuckwell is covering up but some of the strikes from Meyers are getting through and doing damage.
Fuckwell wants to escape the position.
Charlie Meyers has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Meyers is persistently looking for the submission but Fuckwell is defending it well.
Meyers controls the action.
Meyers trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Fuckwell wants to get back to his feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
Charlie Meyers comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Fuckwell has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 29:28
Judge William Peck scores the fight 29:28
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyeonly Fuckwell!
Eyeonly Fuckwell looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Know this brothers, it is our duty to spread islam and rid the world of infidels, this is your duty as a Muslim, if it means having sex with farm yard animals....... We have sex with farm yard animals'.
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