PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cinder Smaug (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Smaug

194 cm
37
241 lbs
37 - 13 - 0

199 cm
32
253 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Museum of Monsters & Madmen
GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cinder Smaug!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Yves DeLean and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy throws a looping overhand right but Smaug ducks down to avoid it.
Dos Equis Guy sizes up Smaug with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Dos Equis Guy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Smaug sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Smaug staying out of range there.
Smaug drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Smaug's sensitive parts.
Dos Equis Guy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dos Equis Guy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Smaug wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Smaug steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dos Equis Guy.
A bone on bone clash there as Dos Equis Guy blocks the leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dos Equis Guy takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Smaug throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Smaug misses with a low kick.
Dos Equis Guy with a jab.
A shot to the liver by Dos Equis Guy. Beautiful body shot.
Dos Equis Guy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Smaug.
Dos Equis Guy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy wants to clinch up but Smaug keeps it at a distance.
Smaug looks like he wants to counter punch here.
It looks like Dos Equis Guy has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dos Equis Guy.
A head kick misses from Smaug.

Smaug lands a big head kick that sends Dos Equis Guy tumbling to the mat! Smaug takes a step backwards and waves Dos Equis Guy back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like The Dos Equis Guy has been cut.
Smaug throws a looping overhand right but Dos Equis Guy ducks down to avoid it.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dos Equis Guy tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The fighters circling - Dos Equis Guy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Equis Guy checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

Smaug lands a big head kick that sends Dos Equis Guy tumbling to the mat! Smaug takes a step backwards and waves Dos Equis Guy back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Smaug fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A little feinted left hand from Dos Equis Guy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Smaug looks for the body kick but Dos Equis Guy saw that one coming.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to counter punch.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook.
Dos Equis Guy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Smaug on the side of the head.
Smaug misses with a leg kick
letting Dos Equis Guy counter with a right hand.
Dos Equis Guy is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Smaug throws a right hand that Dos Equis Guy ducks under and follows up with a left that Dos Equis Guy also avoids with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smaug throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dos Equis Guy tries to clinch but Smaug moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch
and Smaug counters with a leg kick.
Smaug bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Smaug misses with an uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the body
and Dos Equis Guy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Smaug lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook. Smaug ducked under it nicely.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a right hand
and Smaug counters with a leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy dips to his left and cracks Smaug with an uppercut!
Dos Equis Guy swings for the body but Smaug moves out of range.
Smaug takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Smaug momentarily.
Dos Equis Guy throws out a loose jab but Smaug uses good head movement to avoid it.
Smaug throws a low kick, looking for Dos Equis Guy's leg but Dos Equis Guy calmly moves out of range.
Good exchange - Smaug coming out on top.
The Dos Equis Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smaug misses with an uppercut
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smaug misses with a left hand
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Smaug's knee momentarily.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body punch but Smaug moves out of range.
Smaug scores with a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses the shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Smaug lands a big head kick that sends Dos Equis Guy tumbling to the mat! Smaug takes a step backwards and waves Dos Equis Guy back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Dos Equis Guy is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dos Equis Guy checks a leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body kick that misses
and Smaug counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Oh Dos Equis Guy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Smaug misses the jab.
Dos Equis Guy seems to have got his legs back now.
Dos Equis Guy slips a straight right by Smaug.
Dos Equis Guy slips a straight right by Smaug.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a looping right.
Smaug tries to counter by closing the distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dos Equis Guy. Smaug does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dos Equis Guy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Smaug lands a big head kick that sends Dos Equis Guy tumbling to the mat! Smaug takes a step backwards and waves Dos Equis Guy back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Smaug checks a low kick from Dos Equis Guy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy takes a swing at Smaug's ribcage but misses.
Dos Equis Guy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Smaug manages to avoid it.
Smaug misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dos Equis Guy.

Smaug lands a big right hand that sends Dos Equis Guy crashing to the mat! Smaug stays standing though and waves Dos Equis Guy back to his feet!
Smaug throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dos Equis Guy throws a lazy uppercut
and Smaug counters with a huge right that knocks Dos Equis Guy out cold! Smaug is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Cinder Smaug!
During a confident post fight interview, Cinder Smaug thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.