PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacob Moonra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bill
vs
Moonra

225 cm
38
300 lbs
22 - 11 - 0

175 cm
32
275 lbs
22 - 7 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shitty Bill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jacob Moonra!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shirou Masuda and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Moonra throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bill throws a hook but Moonra blocks it.
Bill looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The fighters circling - Bill throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Moonra tries to bum rush Bill with a series of wild strikes but Bill uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bill lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Jacob Moonra has been cut.
Moonra takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bill avoids the body shot from Moonra.
Bill throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Moonra does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Moonra connects with a jab.
Bill uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Moonra.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bill throws a head kick but Moonra moves out of range.
Bill lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bill pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bill clobbers Moonra with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Moonra throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moonra looks for the body kick but Bill saw that one coming.

Moonra closes the distance and clinches.
Bill softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Moonra digs a right hand into Bill's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bill's gas tank.
Nice body punch from Moonra.
Moonra misses with a body punch.
Bill tries a knee to the head but Moonra blocks it.
Moonra keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bill's efforts to push away.
Moonra is leaning against Bill and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Bill is breathing heavily.
A short right from Moonra on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Moonra.
Bill wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nice body punch from Moonra.
A shot in the inside from Moonra.
Moonra manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Bill has a couple of punches blocked by Moonra.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Bill fails to land.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Moonra.

It looks like Shitty Bill has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short left from Moonra.
Moonra lands with a left to the head.
Bill prevents a body shot from Moonra.
Bill wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Moonra lands a hook that snaps the head of Bill backwards.
Bill swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Moonra swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nice elbow from Moonra.
Moonra lands an elbow that stopped Bill in his tracks for a moment.
A short left from Moonra.

Bill is rocked!
A right hand to the body from Moonra.
Moonra lands a damaging elbow.
Oh Bill is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Moonra digs a right hand underneath Bill's ribcage. Bill let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Moonra lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bill.
Bill seems to have got his legs back now.
Bill misses with the head strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Moonra.
Moonra lands with a short shot to the head.
Bill wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moonra scores with a shot to the side of Bill's head.
Moonra lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bill or not.
A right hand to the body from Moonra.
Moonra works on Bill's body with a couple of short punches.
Moonra lands a shot to the body.
Moonra digs a right hand underneath Bill's ribcage. Bill let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Moonra holding his opponent close, against the ropes.
Moonra scores with a hook to the body.
A shot in the inside from Moonra.
Moonra pushes Bill back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Moonra lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bill backwards.
Moonra lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Moonra.

Moonra breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Bill with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Bill looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Bill get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? Yes, he's struggled back up to his feet and seems OK to continue. The referee agrees so we're back to the action!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bill blocks a head kick by Moonra.
An attempted straight right counter from Bill misses the target.
Moonra misses with an uppercut.
Moonra misses the body punch
and Bill counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bill misses with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Moonra instigates a clinch.
A short body shot lands from Moonra as the two fighters clinch.
Moonra lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Moonra lands an uppercut.
Moonra pushes off and lands a massive hook that knocks Bill out cold! The fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jacob Moonra!
A victorious Jacob Moonra thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.