PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Wu Tang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yip Kai Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tang comes to the cage accompanied by Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing Ta Fuck Wit. Kai Man is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Grandmaster. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Yip Kai Man was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Tang
vs
Kai Man

173 cm
26
179 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

178 cm
21
175 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Powerful

Atlantis

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Wu Tang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Yip Kai Man!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Dirk Anderson and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kai Man avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kai Man misses with a head kick.
Kai Man ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Tang takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Yip Kai Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kai Man lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tang circles away quickly and effectively.
Kai Man lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kai Man throws a wild body kick that Tang sees coming a mile off.
Kai Man looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Kai Man connects with a body shot that sends Tang's belly button to the back.
Kai Man moves out of range as Tang throws a body kick.
Kai Man misses with a few strikes there.
Kai Man throws a nice looking combination but Tang bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Tang feinted with a counter takedown.
Kai Man throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Tang moves into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tang lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kai Man backwards.
Kai Man misses with a punch on the inside.
Tang lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Tang lands a nice shot to the body.
Tang blocking some punches.
Tang lands a left hand.
Tang slows down the pace here.
Tang lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tang working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kai Man lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kai Man swings wildly with an uppercut but Tang uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tang takes a shot to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Tang.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kai Man.
Tang doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tang blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Tang.
Tang lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tang misses with a punch to the body.
Tang lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kai Man swings wildly with an uppercut but Tang uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tang lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kai Man or not.
Kai Man swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tang lands a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kai Man swings wildly with an uppercut but Tang uses good head movement to avoid it.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Tang fails to land.
Kai Man tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tang blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tang manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Kai Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tang blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tang lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kai Man.
Tang lands with a left to the head.
Kai Man presses Tang against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Tang throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kai Mans head.
Tang's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Tang lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kai Man backwards.
Tang jumps guard but Kai Man turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Tang.
Tang working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Tang as the two fighters clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Kai Man fails to land.
Kai Man misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tang slows down the pace here.
A hook to the body from Tang.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kai Man.
A shot in the inside from Tang.
Kai Man can't find room to land a body shot as Tang controls the action.
Kai Man scores with a nice hook to the head.
Kai Man misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tang lands a left hand.
Tang lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kai Man backwards.
Tang lands with a light punch inside.

Kai Man is rocked!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Tang.
Kai Man is still on wobbly legs! Can Tang finish him?
A head punch on the inside from Kai Man fails to land.
Tang scores with a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tang blocks a body shot from Kai Man.
Tang lands a right hand.
Tang lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kai Man tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tang pushes Kai Man back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tang pushes Kai Man against the cage. Tang is working some dirty boxing. Tang pushes off with a quick right hook! Kai Man goes down! Kai Man tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Tang moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wu Tang!
A very excited looking Wu Tang made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.