PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between LightHeavy Weight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dieter Von Sprockets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Sprockets is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Rolling Stones- Monkey Man. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Weight
vs
Von Sprockets

175 cm
26
215 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

192 cm
26
218 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, LightHeavy Weight!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dieter Von Sprockets!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, David Hoff and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Sprockets throws a wild body kick that Weight sees coming a mile off.
Good leg kick by Von Sprockets there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Weight misses with a body punch

and Von Sprockets counters with a head kick that drops Weight!
Weight looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Von Sprockets controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Weight has control of Von Sprockets's left arm, preventing Von Sprockets from doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Weight keeping moving, preventing Von Sprockets from controlling successfully.
Weight knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Von Sprockets on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Sprockets trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Weight seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Von Sprockets sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Weight's guard.

Von Sprockets is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Weight sees it coming and defends easily.
Weight is doing well to control the position and prevent Von Sprockets from advancing to side control.
Weight on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Weight tries to get out of the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Von Sprockets wants to pass to mount but Weight is defending the position.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
A left lands for Weight.

Weight gets a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Weight scores with a nice short uppercut.
Weight lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Weight throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Weight lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Weight.
Von Sprockets tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Weight's elbow.
Von Sprockets struggles to land a body shot inside as Weight controls his hands.
Von Sprockets fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Von Sprockets takes an elbow to the forehead.
Weight misses with an elbow over the top.
Weight definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Von Sprockets tries to land knees in the clinch but Weight avoids the damage to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weight avoiding damage as Von Sprockets throws knees to the body.
Von Sprockets tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Weight avoids it.
Weight throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Von Sprocketss head.
Weight tries to work over Von Sprockets's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short body shot lands from Weight as the two fighters clinch.
Von Sprockets takes an elbow to the forehead.
Von Sprockets swings wildly with an uppercut but Weight uses good head movement to avoid it.
Von Sprockets tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Weight throws an elbow that misses.
Weight works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Von Sprockets looks winded!
Von Sprockets takes an elbow to the forehead.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Weight.

It looks like Dieter Von Sprockets has been cut.
Weight lands with a right to the head.
Weight lands a body shot in the clinch.
Weight lands an elbow inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Weight pushes Von Sprockets back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Weight lands an elbow that stopped Von Sprockets in his tracks for a moment.

Von Sprockets is rocked!
Weight lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Weight gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Von Sprockets is still on wobbly legs! Can Weight finish him?
Von Sprockets takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Weight creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Von Sprockets's defenses.
Weight pulls back and lands a big elbow that stuns Von Sprockets! Weight unloads with more strikes and Von Sprockets sinks to his knees! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). LightHeavy Weight!
LightHeavy Weight retains his light heavyweight title!
A victorious LightHeavy Weight thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Dieter Von Sprockets stepped up to the mic, saying 'Eist bin schvindled!!!'.