PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby TupperIII (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge has chosen Litte Things - One Direction as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

TupperIII
vs
To Spooge

200 cm
38
215 lbs
27 - 27 - 0

185 cm
24
219 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bobby TupperIII!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Loves To Spooge!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Paulo Santos and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spooge throws a body kick that misses.
Spooge misses with a double jab.
Spooge moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Spooge feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to TupperIII's calf.
A low kick from Spooge misses
and TupperIII counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Spooge misses the target.
TupperIII avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Spooge throws a chopping leg kick but TupperIII manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spooge tries to score with a low kick but TupperIII moves his leg out of the way.
Spooge throws a right and a left that both miss.
Spooge throws an uppercut from half a mile away. TupperIII sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Spooge misses the jab.
TupperIII feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Spooge throws a shot from downtown. TupperIII moves away and avoids it.
TupperIII tries to counter with a takedown but Spooge is quick to defend against it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge misses the jab.
Spooge misses with a straight right.
TupperIII feinted with a counter takedown.
Some bone on bone action there as TupperIII checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
TupperIII tried to counter with a leg kick but Spooge avoided it.
Spooge looks to land a body kick but TupperIII moved away.
TupperIII drops down looking for a counter takedown but Spooge sprawls and moves away.
TupperIII has been working on his balance at Franklin D. Bluth Memorial Supergym, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Spooge.
Spooge misses with a straight left.
TupperIII feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Spooge misses with a wild combination.
Spooge thumps TupperIII with a low kick.
Spooge fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but TupperIII is out of range.
TupperIII quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Spooge chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A slapping body kick lands there for Spooge.
Spooge is looking to score with low kicks.
Spooge has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge misses with a hook.
TupperIII attempts a counter takedown but Spooge avoids it well and moves away.
TupperIII takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Loves To Spooge is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
TupperIII uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spooge.
TupperIII changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
A low kick from Spooge is predictable there

and TupperIII decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Spooge's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

TupperIII thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Spooge seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Spooge controls TupperIII momentarily but TupperIII frees himself.

TupperIII drops back looking for a leg! Spooge is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Spooge manages to kick TupperIII off! TupperIII jumps back into Spooge's guard.
TupperIII will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Spooge is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
TupperIII stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Spooge swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Spooge bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in TupperIII's guard.

Spooge slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Spooge tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
Spooge is looking to take a break and control but TupperIII is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Spooge taking a breather here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
TupperIII regains half guard.

TupperIII looking for submissions off his back.

The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
TupperIII is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Spooge pulls his head out easily.
TupperIII gets back to full guard.
Spooge would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

TupperIII looking for a guillotine here but Spooge defends easily.
Spooge controlling from the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Spooge scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A low kick from Spooge misses

and TupperIII counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by TupperIII.
Spooge looking for a sweep. Not yet Spooge, not yet.
Spooge working a defensive guard here.
TupperIII slips nicely into half guard.

Spooge is defending against the submission attempts here by TupperIII.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spooge tries to roll over but TupperIII keeps him under control.
Spooge preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

TupperIII is working for a kimura but Spooge is defending it quite comfortably.

TupperIII is working for a submission of some sort.

TupperIII is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Spooge is just riding it out for now. TupperIII eventually gives up the hold.
Bobby TupperIII overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

TupperIII is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

TupperIII is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Spooge doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time TupperIII.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

TupperIII is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
TupperIII stops Spooge from getting back to his feet.
TupperIII prevents Spooge from improving his position.

TupperIII is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Spooge defends it well.

TupperIII looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

TupperIII is looking for a kimura here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

TupperIII is trying to work for a kimura but Spooge is defending well.
Spooge is looking to improve his position.
Spooge trying to control here.

TupperIII is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Spooge has managed to free his arm - good work.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
TupperIII prevents Spooge from standing back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Spooge wants to improve his position but TupperIII is controlling well.

TupperIII is looking for a kimura here.

TupperIII is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Spooge doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time TupperIII.

TupperIII is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Spooge doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time TupperIII.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

TupperIII is looking for a kimura but Spooge is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for TupperIII to get the leverage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobby TupperIII dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Spooge lands a lovely overhand right.
Spooge looks to land a right hand but TupperIII moved out of range.
A head kick by Spooge misses

and TupperIII counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Spooge tries to land a sweep but no joy.
TupperIII looking to pass the guard.
Spooge wants to get back to his feet but TupperIII is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spooge trying to control the position.

TupperIII drops back looking for a leg! Spooge is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Spooge manages to kick TupperIII off! TupperIII jumps back into Spooge's guard.
TupperIII is looking to advance position but Spooge has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
TupperIII tries to reverse the position but Spooge maintains control.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Spooge content just to control the position here.
Spooge can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as TupperIII is looking to escape.
TupperIII is working to get back to half guard.
Spooge trying to control but TupperIII is having none of it.
Spooge content just to control the position here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Spooge tries to control but TupperIII wriggling away.
Spooge controlling the pace for now.
Spooge wants to control the pace but TupperIII is squirming around nicely.
TupperIII sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

TupperIII looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Spooge controlling the pace.
Spooge is looking to take a break and control but TupperIII is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

Spooge decides to return to a standing position.
Spooge misses with a lunging right hand

and TupperIII counters with a single leg into guard. Spooge didn't expect that.
Spooge keeping full guard, as TupperIII tries to pass.

TupperIII is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
TupperIII stops Spooge from standing up.
TupperIII postures up.
TupperIII won't allow Spooge to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
TupperIII postures up.
TupperIII won't allow Spooge to get back to his feet.

TupperIII drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Spooge manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now TupperIII has Spooge in his guard.

Spooge tries to free his leg and advance position but TupperIII is retaining full guard.
Spooge is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

TupperIII working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Spooge doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Spooge manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

TupperIII looking for subs off his back but Spooge has passed one foot through into half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Spooge controlling the action here.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Loves To Spooge.
I think Spooge has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 29:29
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 29:29

The fight is ruled a majority draw!