PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Never More (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doom Unit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). More comes to the cage accompanied by Never More. Unit has chosen Doom Unit - Killing Time as his entrance music. Never More had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

More
vs
Unit

190 cm
33
215 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

190 cm
30
204 lbs
19 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

KnockOut

Perkele!
Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Never More!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Doom Unit!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Unit blocks the body kick.
Unit lands a nice leg kick that just misses More's sensitive parts.
More throws a leg kick but Unit sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Unit shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with More but More pushes him off and we're back to square one.
More will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Unit scores with a hook.
A slapping leg kick lands for More.
Unit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by More.
Unit with the counter takedown but More avoids it easily.
More throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Unit is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Never More seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from More misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
More wants to slow Unit down by chopping away at his legs.
More misses with a low kick as Unit jumps back.
Unit tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
More bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
More keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Unit throws a head kick that misses.
Never More is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
More throws a sloppy head kick and Unit moves out of range easily.
Unit misses with a straight right.
More checks the leg kick nicely there.
A big right from Unit misses.

More pushes Unit up against the cage in a clinch.
More misses with a punch on the inside.
Unit lands on the inside with an uppercut.

It looks like Never More has been cut.
Unit swings wildly with an uppercut but More uses good head movement to avoid it.
More throws a knee to the head but misses.
More blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Unit breaks from the clinch.
Unit dives in for a single leg takedown but More sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
More wants to land a leg kick but Unit is out of range.
More tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
More fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Unit.
More throws a leg kick but Unit sees it coming and moves out of range.
Unit uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from More.
More misses with a head kick.
Unit is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Unit avoids the body shot from More.
More feints and then cracks Unit's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Unit down.
This has been an exciting period of action!
More throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Unit.
Unit thumps More with a low kick.
Unit ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
More throws a series of punches but Unit avoids them all with ease.
Unit changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
An inside leg kick from Unit misses.
Unit misses with an uppercut.
More seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Unit throws a lazy uppercut
enabling More to counter with a crisp jab.
Unit blocks the body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unit displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from More lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Unit has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Unit and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The crowd cheers as Unit lands an impressive looking overhand right. More doesn't seem phased though.
Unit tries to score a power double leg takedown but More sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Unit somewhat.
Never More has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Doom Unit.
Jab, jab by More - just one landing.
More tried to score with a low kick but Unit checks it.
More chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Unit shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says More as he avoids it easily.
Unit connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Unit walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
More avoids the body shot from Unit.
More throws a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
More explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
More thows a left - swing and a miss!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Unit.
A solid leg kick lands there for More.
Unit on the wrong end of a nice hook.
The fighters circling - More throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Unit looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? More is fending him off so far but Unit persists. Nope, More circles away and we're back to standing.
More tries to work over Unit's front leg with a kick but Unit checks it.
More misses with a low kick.
Unit thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on More if he has to take too many more of those.
More throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Unit misses with a takedown attempt - More sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Never More dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Never More's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

More motions for Unit to come forward. More throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Never More is winning the standup battle so far.
More tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
More pivots, looking for a leg kick but Unit is out of range and More settles back down.
Unit changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
More swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Unit, right into the meat.
Unit throws a front kick aimed at More's knee but More avoids it well.
More is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Unit can do to turn this around?
More misses with an uppercut. Unit saw that one coming.
A nice side step and Unit releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
More throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Unit.
Unit swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
More fails with an attempt to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
More stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and More wants it to stay on the feet.
More swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Unit throws a fast counter high kick but More manages to duck under it in time.
Nice jab there from More.
More misses with a leg kick
and Unit cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Unit thumps More with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Unit throws a chopping leg kick but More manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Unit shoots for a takedown but More saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Unit swings for the body but More moves out of range.

Unit bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Unit throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and More works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
More keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Unit has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Unit throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Unit not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Unit thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed More's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
More blocking the ground and pound attempt from Unit.
Unit thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed More's head.
Unit trying to mount his opponent but More defends it.
Unit perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
More trying to control from the bottom.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Unit lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
More tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
More avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unit gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Unit has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from More finds it's way round the side to connect with Unit's head.
More misses with a hook to the body
and Unit counters with a leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from More misses the target.
More misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Unit with a jab.
Unit uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from More.
An inside leg kick from Unit misses.
As Unit tries to get set, More tries to push him back and clinch up but Unit manages to avoid the attempt.
Unit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from More.
More throws a low kick but Unit avoids it.
More attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Unit misses with a straight right.
More throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

and Unit counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
More avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Unit.
More avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Unit.
Unit is looking to take a break and control but More is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Well, if Unit is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
More blocking the ground and pound attempt from Unit.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Doom Unit showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Never More's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

More connects with a good right hand that stumbles Unit. Unit circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Unit steps to the side to avoid the strikes from More.
Unit takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Unit checks a leg kick.
Unit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by More.
Unit is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
More throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
More throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
More looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Unit avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Unit jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A leg kick checked by Unit.
Unit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by More.
More keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
More misses the shot to the body.
Unit appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
More lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
More moves out of range as Unit strikes.
Unit misses with a looping left.
Unit avoids the head kick by More.
More throws a hook but Unit blocks it.
More looks to score with a jab to the body but Unit is just out of range.
Unit avoids the body shot from More.
Unit fakes high and swings low for a body shot but More manages to avoid it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from More, right into the meat.
More tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Unit was well out of range. Poor timing from More.
Unit throws out a counter right but More avoids it with no problem.
Unit takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Unit takes a swing at More's ribcage but misses.
More ducks under a wild hook from Unit.
More looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
More leaves Unit with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unit avoids the body shot from More.
More scores with a sloppy right hand. Unit should have avoided that one.
Unit takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Doom Unit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
More avoids a punch combination nicely.
Unit chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before More can pounce on him.
Unit misses the jab.
More checks a leg kick nicely.
More looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Unit thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on More if he has to take too many more of those.
More checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
More tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Unit is able to avoid easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Unit! But no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
More tries to close the distance and clinch but Unit swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
More shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
More tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
More throws a front kick aimed at Unit's knee but Unit avoids it well.
Unit is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
More moves out of range as Unit throws a body kick.
More is looking to score with low kicks.
A punch lands to the side of More 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Unit avoids the body shot from More.
Unit is trying to counter with his kicks.
Unit uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from More.
That kick from More tenderised Unit's leg. Unit is trying to keep his angry face on.
More connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
More throws a leg kick but Unit sees it coming and checks it nicely.
More gets off balance looking for a body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unit moves out of range of the leg kick from More.
More scores with a hook to the body. Unit takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Unit finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
More tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Unit manages to circle out of the way.
Unit avoids a kick to the body.
Unit looks to score with a jab to the body but More is just out of range.
More lands a jab to Unit's midsection.
Unit lands a two punch combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
More throws a low kick but Unit avoids it.
More tries to clinch but Unit is having none of it.
Unit tries a quick counter leg kick but More is wise to it.
More thows a left - swing and a miss!
Both fighters circling a little - More finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Unit misses with a body shot
and More makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
More smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Unit with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling More to score with a decent uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Never More showed his dominance in that final round.
I think More has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Never More!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Never More!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Never More!

Never More wins by unanimous decision!
After winning the bout, Never More thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Doom Unit had this to say: 'I would like to thank all my fans.. Wait. In fact I DONT want to thank my so called fans! You suck! You should have cheered me more and help ME to win! This is YOUR fault!! I HATE YOU!!!'.