PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between William Dos Santos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Magician Rapist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tired and clearly flustered, he entered the arena late and after a little discussion it was decided that the bout should take place.
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between William Dos Santos and Magician Rapist. Dos Santos comes to the cage accompanied by Chemical Brothers - Leave Home. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Magician Rapist was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Dos Santos
vs
Rapist

185 cm
32
170 lbs
27 - 12 - 1

160 cm
25
155 lbs
9 - 5 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Namunamu Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, William Dos Santos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Magician Rapist!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Santos fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Rapist avoids it really well and circles away.

Dos Santos shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Rapist's guard.
Dos Santos looking to pass the guard.
Rapist has control of Dos Santos's left arm, preventing Dos Santos from doing any damage.
Rapist is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Rapist looking for a submission but Dos Santos manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rapist stands up over Dos Santos, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Rapist trying to control the position from guard on top but Dos Santos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dos Santos wants to sweep here but Rapist controlling him for the moment.
Rapist is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Rapist wants to control from the top but Dos Santos keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dos Santos looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Rapist pushes down on Dos Santos's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Rapist slips a nice elbow through Dos Santos's hands, connecting with Dos Santos's forehead.
Rapist throws a strike but Dos Santos avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Rapist wants to pass the guard but Dos Santos is keeping the position.
Rapist trying to control but Dos Santos is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rapist cracks Dos Santos with a solid left hand.
Rapist throws a big right hand that misses.

Rapist lying in Dos Santos's guard like a wet fish here, stalling away. Dos Santos decides he's had enough of all that nonsense - he escapes his hips and locks up an armbar! Wow, that was slick! Rapist taps! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). William Dos Santos!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, William Dos Santos made sure he mentioned Fury Nutrition Inc., along with how happy he was to win his fight.