PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Juha Ahokas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kylla Ei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ahokas kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is ...Baby one more time!. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Ahokas
vs
Ei

192 cm
33
288 lbs
28 - 12 - 1

210 cm
25
289 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Juha Ahokas!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kylla Ei!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ei moves in looking to clinch but Ahokas pushes him off.
Decent striking displayed by Ahokas there.
Ei slips under a jab.
Ei is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Ei uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ahokas.
Ei on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ahokas works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A big right from Ahokas misses.
Ahokas uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ei.
Ei throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ahokas on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Ahokas looks to land a left hand but Ei moved out of range nicely.
Ahokas checks the leg kick nicely there.
Ei uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ahokas.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ei keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That kick from Ei tenderised Ahokas's leg. Ahokas is trying to keep his angry face on.
Ahokas throws a right and a left that Ei avoids nicely.
A nice side step and Ei releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ei.
Ei dips to his left and cracks Ahokas with an uppercut!

Ei clinches with his opponent.
Ahokas is looking to break free of the clinch but Ei has double underhooks.
Ei tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Ahokas avoids it.

Ahokas pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ei scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Ahokas feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Eis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ei avoids the body shot from Ahokas.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ahokas takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Ei tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ahokas manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The fighters circle momentarily. Ahokas darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Ei misses with a double jab.
Ei dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kylla Ei seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ahokas lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Ei doesn't manage to clinch there - Ahokas circles away.
Ahokas fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

Ei clinches up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ei is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ahokas is defending well for now.
Ei trying to land knees to the body.
Ei connects with a knee to the head.
Ei fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ei trying to land knees to the body.
Ei lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Ahokas.
Ei is pressed up against the cage. Ahokas has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Ei down to the mat. Ei avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Ei throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Ahokas lands a nice shot that snaps Ei's head back.
Ei stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Ei wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Juha Ahokas. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ahokas showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ei.
Ahokas appears to be looking for a counter takedown.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ei defending well as Ahokas loads up on a big left hand.
Ahokas throws a jab when Ei was well out of range.
A combination from Ahokas does no damage.
Ahokas misses with a wild body shot.
Ahokas throws a looping overhand right but Ei ducks down to avoid it.
Ei throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A punch combination from Ei misses.
Ahokas shoots in for a takedown but Ei shows good takedown defense.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice uppercut lands for Ei. That snapped Ahokas's head back.
Ahokas has been working on his balance at Bad Pluto! (17 Elite Coach), so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Ei.
Ahokas lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kylla Ei dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Ei fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ahokas appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Ei moves in looking to clinch but Ahokas pushes him off.

Ahokas feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Ei wants to stand up but Ahokas is controlling him.
Ahokas wants to control from the top but Ei keeps moving.
Ei wants to stand but Ahokas is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ahokas postures up and lands a big shot to Ei's brow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ahokas throws a big elbow that misses.
Ahokas prevents Ei from getting back to his feet.
Ahokas looking to pass the guard.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Ei fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Ahokas is out of range.
Ahokas drops down looking for a counter takedown but Ei sprawls and moves away.
Ahokas checks a leg kick.
Ahokas fails with a takedown attempt.
As Ahokas backs off Ei throws a huge counter combo but Ahokas manages to avoid it all.
Ei uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ahokas.
Ahokas needs to keep his hands up - Ei had a free shot at his head there.
Ei buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ahokas takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ei misses with a low kick.
Ei ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ahokas moves away.
Ahokas shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ei defends it nicely.
Kylla Ei is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ahokas throws out a loose jab but Ei uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ahokas misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ei.
Ei keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ahokas.
Ei pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Crunch! Ei slams his shin into Ahokas's torso.
Kylla Ei seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ei wants to clinch but Ahokas slips to the side
and Ahokas counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ahokas cracks Ei with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Ahokas throws a body punch but Ei moves out of range.
Ei tries a head kick but it misses.
Ahokas fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Some wild striking there from Ei.
Ei moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Juha Ahokas has been cut.
Ei walks into a straight right hand from Ahokas.
Ei throws a lazy head kick

and Ahokas counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ahokas throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Ei is trying to stand back up but Ahokas is controlling him
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ei is refusing to be controlled, as Ahokas sits in half guard.
Ei wants to get back to his feet.
Ahokas thows a huge punch but Ei dodges it nicely.
Ei pushes Ahokas off looking to stand but Ahokas dives back in and keeps control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ahokas tries to pass to full mount but Ei defends it.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Juha Ahokas dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Juha Ahokas's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Ahokas misses with a body shot.
Ahokas throws a hook to the side of Ei's head but Ei sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ei wants to counter the offense by Ahokas and move into the clinch position.
Ahokas looks for a takedown but Ei sprawls well.
Ahokas throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ahokas takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Ahokas tries to bum rush Ei with a series of wild strikes but Ei uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ei lands a right hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ahokas throws a predictable looking body shot
and Ahokas takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ahokas swings for the body but Ei moves out of range.
Ei is looking to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ei fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ahokas appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
A combination from Ei does no damage.
Ei misses with a low kick.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Ahokas.
Ei wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ei is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Ei misses with a looping left.
Ei walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Ahokas slips under a jab.
Ei clobbers Ahokas with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Ahokas lands with a right hand.
Kylla Ei is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ahokas throws a hook to the side of Ei's head but Ei sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ei cracks Ahokas with a good jab.
Ei moves out of range of the strikes.

Ei lands a big right hand that sends Ahokas crashing to the mat! Ei stays standing though and waves Ahokas back to his feet!

Ahokas is rocked!
Ei darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! Ahokas's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Ei before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kylla Ei!
Kylla Ei is the new heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Kylla Ei rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
In defeat, Juha Ahokas stepped up to the mic, saying 'Sucker!'.