PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Augustus Fink Nottle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fink Nottle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Pomp and Circumstance. Smith has chosen frenzal rhomb - Mum changed the locks as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Fink Nottle
vs
Smith

177 cm
31
193 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

186 cm
24
199 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Augustus Fink Nottle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Smith!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Steve Smith and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Fink Nottle. That one must have hurt.
Smith cracks Fink Nottle with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Fink Nottle lands a jab to Smith's midsection.
Fink Nottle misses with a wild body shot.
Joe Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A chopping leg kick lands by Smith.
A head kick by Smith misses

and Fink Nottle counters by moving into the clinch.

Fink Nottle manages to break the clinch.
Smith walks into a jab.
Fink Nottle tries to land a front kick but Smith steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Fink Nottle is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Smith throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Fink Nottle.

It looks like Augustus Fink Nottle has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Smith misses the shot to the body.
Smith throws a leg kick but Fink Nottle moved away.
Smith clobbers Fink Nottle with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Smith throws the left hand but Fink Nottle avoids the punch easily.
Fink Nottle lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Fink Nottle takes a swing at Smith's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith throws a big shot that misses.
Fink Nottle buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fink Nottle takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Smith chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Fink Nottle can pounce on him.
Smith jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Good exchange - Smith coming out on top.
Smith pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
As Smith tries to get set, Fink Nottle tries to push him back and clinch up but Smith manages to avoid the attempt.
Fink Nottle throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Smith counters with a stiff right hand.
Fink Nottle misses with a low kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Smith, right into the meat.
Fink Nottle throws a jab when Smith was well out of range.
Fink Nottle throws a leg kick but Smith sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fink Nottle misses with an uppercut.
Smith ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fink Nottle has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Montreal Elite Gym in the buildup to the fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fink Nottle blocks a low kick nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Smith moves out of range of the body kick.
Smith fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Smith throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Smith connects with a single shot there.
Smith sizes up Fink Nottle with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fink Nottle on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Smith misses with a head kick.
Smith comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Smith lands a nice looking body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Smith.
Smith throws a nice head kick!
Fink Nottle loads up on a big right hand but Smith slips the punch.
Smith throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fink Nottle tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Smith manages to circle out of the way.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fink Nottle checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Smith misses the jab.
Smith tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fink Nottle was well out of range. Poor timing from Smith.
Fink Nottle misses the shot to the body.
Fink Nottle just misses with a punch to the body.
Smith throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Smith throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Fink Nottle.
Fink Nottle missing with a left hand there. Smith was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Smith lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Smith.
Fink Nottle defending well as Smith loads up on a big left hand.
Fink Nottle is looking to land body kicks.
Fink Nottle tries to land a front kick but Smith steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A little jabbing left from Smith on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Fink Nottle shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

Fink Nottle is rocked!

Augustus Fink Nottle's cut is getting worse.
A lazy body kick from Fink Nottle
and Smith makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Oh Fink Nottle is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Smith lands an uppercut, right on the button! Fink Nottle tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe Smith!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Joe Smith waved his t-shirt featuring Valhalla Fight Wear's logo in front of the cameras.
In defeat, Augustus Fink Nottle stepped up to the mic, saying 'A gentleman knows when he's been bested. Good day.'.