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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Love Bug (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bug might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Big Ballin with My Homies. E Neuman has chosen The King of Swing as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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291 lbs
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Love Bug!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 7 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alfred E Neuman!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Aafke Stam and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
E Neuman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bug.
Bug has been working on his boxing with his coaches at MagicalFatFarm in the buildup to the fight.
Bug works the jab nicely.
Bug's corner calls for a 1-2. Bug obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bug thumps E Neuman with a low kick.
Bug throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
E Neuman throws out a powerful jab.
It looks like Love Bug has been cut.
Bug misses with a wild body shot.
E Neuman avoids the body shot from Bug.
Bug throws a lazy right hand but E Neuman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That kick from Bug tenderised E Neuman's leg. E Neuman is trying to keep his angry face on.
A shot to the liver by Bug. Beautiful body shot.
E Neuman loads up on a big right hand but Bug slips the punch.
E Neuman checks a leg kick.
Bug keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
E Neuman scores with a head kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bug throws a hook but E Neuman blocks it.
E Neuman misses with an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
E Neuman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
E Neuman misses with a lunging right hand
and Bug counters with a leg kick.
A good leg kick by E Neuman.
Bug closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Bug misses with a looping right.
Bug throws out a leg kick but E Neuman moves out of range and Bug only half commits.
Bug misses with a hook.
Bug misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bug throws a body punch but E Neuman moves out of range.
E Neuman lands a glancing blow to the side of Bug's head.
A swing and a miss from E Neuman.
Bug jabs E Neuman right on the nose. E Neuman blinks but takes it well.
Bug slips a jab from E Neuman.
Bug half committed to a counter leg kick.
Jab, jab by E Neuman - just one landing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bug lands a head kick!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Bug.
E Neuman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bug lands a lovely overhand right.
Bug throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
E Neuman misses with an uppercut
and Bug counters with a slapping leg kick.
E Neuman lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
E Neuman tries to land a front kick but Bug steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
E Neuman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bug.
Bug defending well as E Neuman loads up on a big left hand.
E Neuman tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Bug manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
E Neuman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
E Neuman swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bug.
Love Bug's cut is getting worse.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
E Neuman looks to land a left hand but Bug moved out of range nicely.
Bug takes one on the button.
E Neuman scores with a decent looking hook.
E Neuman swings away with a leg kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Love Bug will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Love Bug's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Bug blocks a head kick by E Neuman.
Bug swings and misses with a hook to the body.
E Neuman looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bug cracks E Neuman with a good jab.
Bug scores with a head kick. E Neuman tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Bug throws a chopping leg kick but E Neuman manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
E Neuman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
E Neuman is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
No joy there for Bug, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bug paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
E Neuman swings and misses with a shot to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bug takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bug misses with a kick to the body.
Bug lands with a nice combination. E Neuman backs away looking to recover.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bug.
Bug wants to land a leg kick but E Neuman is out of range.
Bug throws a low kick but E Neuman moves out of range easily.
Bug misses with a straight left.
Bug moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromE Neuman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bug throws a head kick that misses.
E Neuman swings for the body but Bug moves out of range.
E Neuman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bug. Bug obviously looking to wear him down.
E Neuman takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bug throws the left hand but E Neuman avoids the punch easily.
E Neuman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Bug throws a push kick but E Neuman slaps the foot to one side.
Bug backing away here, and E Neuman unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Bug works over E Neuman's head and body with a nice combination.
E Neuman lands a head shot.
E Neuman misses with a body kick.
Bug uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from E Neuman.
E Neuman throws the left hand but Bug avoids the punch easily.
A quick step to the side and Bug tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bug is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that E Neuman can do to turn this around?
Bug looks to land a left hand but E Neuman moved out of range nicely.
E Neuman avoids the body shot from Bug.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bug keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bug was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
E Neuman's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bug throws a body shot but no joy.
Bug throws a nice inside leg kick.
E Neuman checks a leg kick.
Bug is looking to slow E Neuman down with leg kicks.
E Neuman getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
E Neuman cracks Bug with an open hand slap.
Love Bug's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
E Neuman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bug.
Bug avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Bug moves out of range of the strikes.
Bug takes a swing at E Neuman's ribcage but misses.
Bug uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from E Neuman.
E Neuman lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
E Neuman wants to slow Bug down by chopping away at his legs.
A little feinted left hand from Bug on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
E Neuman throws a lazy uppercut
and Bug counters with an inside leg kick.
Bug swings for the body but E Neuman moves out of range.
E Neuman swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Love Bug dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Love Bug's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
E Neuman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bug.
It looked like Bug was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from E Neuman.
E Neuman throws a shot to the body.
E Neuman takes a swing at Bug's ribcage but misses.
Bug scores with a nice body kick.
Bug throws a body shot but no joy.
Bug is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by E Neuman.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bug lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and E Neuman has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from E Neuman and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bug just misses with a punch to the body.
Bug tries to land a leg kick but E Neuman saw it coming and moves away.
Bug moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
E Neuman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bug was well out of range. Poor timing from E Neuman.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
E Neuman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bug swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bug looks to land a left hand but E Neuman moved out of range nicely.
Bug throws a hook but E Neuman blocks it.
E Neuman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Bug.
Bug missing with a left hand there. E Neuman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
E Neuman throws a looping overhand right but Bug ducks down to avoid it.
Bug shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bug fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches E Neuman on the side of the head.
E Neuman pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bug fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bug keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
E Neuman swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bug.
Bug tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bug misses with a straight left.
Bug smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bug throws out a loose jab but E Neuman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bug uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by E Neuman.
E Neuman misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman lands a glancing blow to the side of Bug's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab lands there for E Neuman.
E Neuman lands a jab.
E Neuman misses with a wild body shot.
E Neuman misses with a leg kick.
A quick step to the side and Bug tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
E Neuman ducks under a wild hook from Bug.
Nice shot lands for E Neuman.
Bug is rocked!
Jeez, Love Bug's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Love Bug is winning the standup battle so far.
E Neuman scores with a decent looking hook.
Oh Bug is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
E Neuman misses with a wild body shot.
A big right from E Neuman misses.
Bug takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Bug looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bug dodges the punch combination from E Neuman.
Bug seems to have got his legs back now.
Jab from Bug.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alfred E Neuman really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Love Bug's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Bug misses with a head kick.
Bug looks to score with a jab to the body but E Neuman is just out of range.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
E Neuman scores with a nice strike.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bug, right into the meat.
E Neuman swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Bug throws a nice outside leg kick.
E Neuman throws a sloppy head kick
and Bug counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
E Neuman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bug.
Bug moves out of range of the body kick from E Neuman.
Bug feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to E Neuman's calf.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
E Neuman tries a head kick but it misses.
E Neuman tries a low kick but Bug avoids it.
Bug throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A jab from E Neuman finds it's way through Bug's defenses.
E Neuman's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bug connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! E Neuman scrambles back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman throws out a loose jab but Bug uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bug thuds his shin into the meat of E Neuman's side.
E Neuman is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Bug connects with a body shot.
Bug connects with a leg kick. E Neuman looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bug feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits E Neumans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bug misses with a kick to the body.
E Neuman swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bug misses with a low kick as E Neuman jumps back.
E Neuman throws a nice looking combination but Bug bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
E Neuman is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bug.
E Neuman throws a big shot that misses.
E Neuman darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
E Neuman blocks a head kick by Bug.
E Neuman throws out a counter right but Bug avoids it with no problem.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
E Neuman loads up on a big right hand but Bug slips the punch.
Bug looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
E Neuman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bug lands a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from E Neuman misses
and Bug counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
You can see that E Neuman has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Bug jabs E Neuman to the body, keeping him at a distance.
E Neuman connects with a body shot that sends Bug's belly button to the back.
E Neuman has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
E Neuman lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from E Neuman.
Bug wants to land a leg kick but E Neuman is out of range.
E Neuman takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
E Neuman takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bug throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
E Neuman missing with a left hand there. Bug was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bug throws a nice inside leg kick.
E Neuman misses with a right hand
and Bug counters with a slapping leg kick.
A good leg kick by E Neuman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Love Bug had his way with Alfred E Neuman in that round.
The cut man is working on Love Bug's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
E Neuman lands a nice looking body shot.
Bug bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
E Neuman looks to land a right hand but Bug moved out of range.
Bug motions for E Neuman to come forward. Bug throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
E Neuman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bug manages to avoid it.
Bug throws a hook but E Neuman blocks it.
E Neuman takes one on the chin but seems OK.
E Neuman bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bug moves out of range as E Neuman throws a body kick.
E Neuman takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bug blocks the body kick.
Bug with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nice body kick from E Neuman.
Bug throws an ugly left hook that misses
and E Neuman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bug feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to E Neuman's calf.
Alfred E Neuman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bug digs a good hook to E Neuman's body.
E Neuman scores with a punch to the head.
E Neuman lunges at Bug with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bug's hand.
Bug misses with a body shot.
E Neuman takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
E Neuman walks into a stiff left hand from Bug.
Bug thumps E Neuman with a low kick.
Bug thumps E Neuman with a low kick.
E Neuman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bug's sensitive parts.
E Neuman scores with a nice strike.
Love Bug is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
E Neuman blocks a head kick by Bug.
Bug checks a low kick from E Neuman.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
E Neuman looks to land a body kick but Bug moved away.
Bug throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck E Neuman on the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bug throws a head kick that E Neuman semi-blocks.
E Neuman rushes Bug and presses him up against the ropes.
E Neuman looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bug.
A nice left hand lands by Bug.
Bug has had enough of the clinch but E Neuman keeps him there for the moment.
Bug throws a head punch that misses.
E Neuman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
E Neuman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Bug blocks an elbow strike.
A head punch on the inside from E Neuman fails to land.
Bug misses with a hook from the clinch.
E Neuman with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Love Bug's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Alfred E Neuman!
Alfred E Neuman made sure to mention his sponsor, Arcticus in his post fight interview.
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hype
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