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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Marky Mark Murican (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luka Jelavic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Murican comes to the cage accompanied by Murica, Fuck Yeah!. Luka Jelavic has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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156 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
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169 cm
24
155 lbs
8 - 5 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Marky Mark Murican!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Luka Jelavic!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jelavic misses with a body kick.
Jelavic throws a push kick but Murican slaps the foot to one side.
Jelavic tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Murican was well out of range. Poor timing from Jelavic.
Luka Jelavic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Murican lands a body shot.
Murican gets a double leg takedown into Jelavic's guard.
Murican trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jelavic had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Murican defends it easily.
Jelavic working for a triangle but Murican defends it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jelavic is looking to cinch up a triangle. Murican throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Jelavic's body to avoid the submission. Jelavic has instead reached around Murican's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Jelavic arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Luka Jelavic!
A victorious Luka Jelavic thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
The defeated Marky Mark Murican had this to say: 'I DIDNT LOSE IM A MURICAN! MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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