PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby TupperIII (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge comes to the ring accompanied by Litte Things - One Direction. This should be a great matchup!

To Spooge
vs
TupperIII

185 cm
25
219 lbs
7 - 7 - 1

200 cm
38
215 lbs
27 - 27 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Loves To Spooge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 27 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bobby TupperIII!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Leandro Rodrigues and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spooge will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Spooge pulls out of a head kick attempt.
TupperIII drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Spooge defends it well.
Spooge throws a jab when TupperIII was well out of range.
TupperIII was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Spooge misses with an uppercut. TupperIII saw that one coming.
Despite the aggression on TupperIII's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Spooge lands a high kick!
We've been hearing reports that Spooge has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Spooge swinging wildly here.
And TupperIII tries to counter it with a takedown but Spooge pushes his down on his head and steps out.
A slow jab from Spooge misses its intended target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spooge throws a big shot that misses.
Spooge waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract TupperIII.
And TupperIII tries to counter it with a takedown but Spooge pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Spooge misses with a leg kick

and TupperIII counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Spooge wants to get back to his feet but TupperIII is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

TupperIII drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and TupperIII jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

TupperIII thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

TupperIII drops back, looking for a kneebar! Spooge looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Spooge looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Spooge!

Spooge has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
TupperIII uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Spooge.
TupperIII was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Spooge rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and TupperIII counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Spooge misses the jab.
TupperIII flicks out a counter leg kick but Spooge steps away.
Spooge is really struggling to find his range with his punches. TupperIII's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Spooge misses with a straight right.
TupperIII tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Nice defenses there by TupperIII.
Spooge throws a nice head kick!
Spooge throws a head kick that misses.
TupperIII flicks out a counter leg kick but Spooge steps away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge misses with a left hand

and TupperIII counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Spooge might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

TupperIII thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Spooge has TupperIII pulled in close to control his posture.

TupperIII is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Spooge is looking to stand up but TupperIII isn't so interested in that idea.
TupperIII wants to pass the guard but Spooge is keeping the position.

TupperIII drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Spooge manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now TupperIII has Spooge in his guard.

TupperIII looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Spooge trying to stand up but can't free himself from TupperIII's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge is looking to work some ground and pound but TupperIII has wrist control.
Spooge pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. TupperIII is keeping the position for now.

TupperIII throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Spooge wants to control from the top but TupperIII keeps moving.
TupperIII looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Spooge makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

TupperIII is looking for a triangle but Spooge pushes his legs off easily.
Spooge wants to stand but TupperIII has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
TupperIII looking for a sweep. Not yet TupperIII, not yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge distracts TupperIII with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Spooge looking to pass the guard.

TupperIII is looking for a triangle but Spooge pushes his legs off easily.
Spooge wants to control from the top but TupperIII keeps moving.
Spooge passes easily into side control. Nice work.
TupperIII tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Spooge wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Spooge trying to control the position but TupperIII is working away.
TupperIII taking punishment in the form of punches.
TupperIII is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

TupperIII bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from TupperIII! But no joy.
Spooge misses with a head kick.
TupperIII's coach down at Franklin D. Bluth Memorial Supergym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on TupperIII's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Spooge missing with a left hand there. TupperIII was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
TupperIII slips under a jab from Spooge.
Spooge pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
TupperIII slips a jab from Spooge.
Spooge connects with a nice looking jab.
Spooge misses with a looping left.
TupperIII only half commits to the counter leg kick.
TupperIII uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spooge.
TupperIII changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spooge misses with a looping left.
TupperIII swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Loves To Spooge is winning the standup battle so far.
Spooge throws a hook to the side of TupperIII's head but TupperIII sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Spooge throws a hook but TupperIII avoids it easily.
TupperIII with the counter takedown but Spooge avoids it easily.
Spooge throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge misses with a straight right.
TupperIII tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Spooge throws a hook to the side of TupperIII's head but TupperIII sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
TupperIII staying out of range there.
TupperIII thinks about the counter body kick.
Spooge is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that TupperIII can do to turn this around?
Spooge misses with a double jab.
TupperIII is looking for the big counter here.
A head kick misses from Spooge.
Spooge backing away here, and TupperIII unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Spooge lands a head kick!
Spooge throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
TupperIII flicks out a counter leg kick but Spooge steps away.
TupperIII uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spooge.
TupperIII walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Loves To Spooge is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spooge throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Spooge misses with a straight left.
TupperIII is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Spooge throws a nice looking combination but TupperIII bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
TupperIII is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Spooge with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Spooge throws an off balance right hand
and TupperIII counters with a good low kick that Spooge was not able to check.
Spooge throws a hook to the side of TupperIII's head but TupperIII sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spooge throws a lazy head kick
and TupperIII counters with a low kick, right behind Spooge 's knee.
TupperIII staying out of range there.
TupperIII now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Spooge throws a head kick but TupperIII moves out of range.
As Spooge backs off TupperIII throws a huge counter combo but Spooge manages to avoid it all.
A big left from Spooge misses.
TupperIII with the counter takedown but Spooge avoids it easily.
TupperIII has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Spooge finds it's way round the side to connect with TupperIII's head.
Spooge explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
TupperIII staying out of range there.
TupperIII takes one to the chin there.
Spooge misses with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge misses with a looping right.
Spooge is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
TupperIII blocks a head kick by Spooge.
Spooge stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
TupperIII steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Spooge.
TupperIII drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Spooge defends it well.
Spooge throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
TupperIII is trying to counter with his kicks.
Spooge looks to land a right hand but TupperIII moved out of range.
Spooge lands with a cross.
Spooge swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
TupperIII throws a counter combo.
TupperIII takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
TupperIII moves out of range of the strikes.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Spooge, as that shot connected.
Spooge misses with a hook. TupperIII ducked under it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge throws a hook but TupperIII blocks it.
TupperIII feints the counter takedown.
TupperIII keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Spooge.
TupperIII blocks a head kick by Spooge.
Spooge misses with a lunging right hand
and TupperIII connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Spooge tries a head kick but it misses.
TupperIII with the counter takedown but Spooge avoids it easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A swing and a miss from Spooge.
TupperIII feints a counter leg kick.
Spooge connects with a good right hand that stumbles TupperIII. TupperIII circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
TupperIII dodges the punch combination from Spooge.
TupperIII slips under a jab from Spooge.
TupperIII is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Spooge throws a leg kick but TupperIII checks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Spooge throws a head kick but TupperIII moves out of range.
TupperIII is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
A jab from Spooge misses.
TupperIII with the counter takedown but Spooge avoids it easily.
A punch combination from Spooge misses.
Spooge misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
TupperIII takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Spooge throws a head kick that misses.
TupperIII feints a counter leg kick.
Spooge jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spooge throws a sloppy head kick and TupperIII moves out of range easily.
Spooge misses with a hook

and TupperIII counters with a single leg into guard. Spooge didn't expect that.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spooge not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

TupperIII is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Spooge looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

TupperIII drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and TupperIII jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

TupperIII thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

TupperIII is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Spooge not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Spooge pulls TupperIII in to control the position.
Spooge wants to stand but TupperIII is controlling the position.
TupperIII pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Spooge is keeping the position for now.
Spooge not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

TupperIII drops back looking for a leg! Spooge is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Spooge manages to kick TupperIII off! TupperIII jumps back into Spooge's guard.

TupperIII is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Spooge looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Spooge throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Spooge throws an off balance right hand

and TupperIII counters with a nice double leg into guard.

TupperIII thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
TupperIII prevents Spooge from getting back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

TupperIII avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Spooge working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Spooge taking a breather here.
Spooge looking to punish the body of his opponent here but TupperIII is avoiding damage well.
TupperIII manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.

TupperIII looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Spooge perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.

TupperIII looking for submissions off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
TupperIII is trying to get back to full guard.

TupperIII actively working from the bottom here.
Spooge passes to side control.
Spooge is chipping away with strikes.
TupperIII is looking to regain half guard here but Spooge keeps moving and retains side control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Spooge working the body and head with strikes.
TupperIII is looking for a sweep.
Bobby TupperIII has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Loves To Spooge is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

Spooge stands up and beckons TupperIII to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Loves To Spooge.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Spooge, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 30:26
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 30:26
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Loves To Spooge!
A very excited looking Loves To Spooge rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.