PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fionn McCool (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McCool comes to the cage accompanied by Dearg Doom. Cartmen has chosen Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McCool
vs
Cartmen

188 cm
21
215 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

181 cm
21
210 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

AnonymouS
Fury Nutrition Inc.

Big Bear Nutrition 160Q
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Fionn McCool!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Franklyn Lucas and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCool takes a head kick and keeps coming.
McCool misses with an uppercut.
Cartmen slips under a jab.
McCool throws a right hand that misses

so Cartmen counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

McCool uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Cartmen closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

It looks like Eric Cartmen has been cut.
Cartmen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McCool.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McCool lands with an uppercut that bounces Cartmen off the cage and back into range.
McCool jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
McCool thows a left - swing and a miss!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Cartmen.
McCool throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fionn McCool seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McCool lands a nice shot that snaps Cartmen's head back.

Cartmen looking for a takedown here - he's got it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCool wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Cartmen missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Cartmen trying to control the position from guard on top but McCool is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McCool keeping full guard, as Cartmen tries to pass.
Cartmen wants to control from the top but McCool keeps moving.
McCool avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
McCool wants to stand up but Cartmen is controlling him.
Cartmen wants to control from the top but McCool keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartmen throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as McCool works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Cartmen throwing strikes from guard but McCool blocks nicely.
Cartmen prevents McCool from getting back to his feet.

McCool has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Cartmen is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cartmen manages to pull guard.
McCool tries to stand but Cartmen is controlling from the bottom.

Cartmen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and McCool defends well.
Cartmen looking to hit a scissor sweep but McCool is one step ahead there.
McCool is looking to stand up but Cartmen won't let him.
McCool's corner is telling him to maintain position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Cartmen is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. McCool is aware though and is defending well.
Cartmen trying to control the position.

Cartmen looking for a guillotine here but McCool defends easily.

McCool gets to his feet. Cartmen looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
McCool throws a jab when Cartmen was well out of range.
McCool looks to land a left hand but Cartmen moved out of range nicely.
Cartmen tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
McCool lands the left hand.

That has opened up Eric Cartmen's cut even more.
McCool stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cartmen.
Cartmen takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
McCool throws a right and a left that both miss.
McCool rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartmen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fionn McCool dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartmen's cut.
That's time! McCool's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

McCool misses with a straight right.
Cartmen is looking to land body kicks.
McCool scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cartmen throws a series of punches but McCool moves out of range.
Cartmen moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice uppercut lands for McCool. That snapped Cartmen's head back.
Cartmen throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cartmen looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cartmen moves out of range of the strikes.
McCool pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And Cartmen tries to counter it with a takedown but McCool pushes his down on his head and steps out.
McCool throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cartmen on the side of the head.
McCool stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
McCool lands an overhand right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McCool pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McCool misses with a looping left.
Nice defenses there by McCool.
McCool is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cartmen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCool swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
McCool lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

The cut above Eric Cartmen's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
McCool is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
McCool misses with a right hand
and Cartmen counters with a straight right hand.
McCool throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cartmen sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McCool fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartmen manages to avoid it.
McCool misses with an uppercut.
McCool lands a jab to Cartmen's midsection.
McCool misses with a double jab.
McCool doesn't manage to clinch there - Cartmen circles away.
Cartmen throws a head kick that misses.

Cartmen forces McCool back against the cage and clinches.
Cartmen tries to score a body lock takedown but McCool shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Cartmen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Cartmen fails to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McCool blocks an uppercut.
Cartmen lands a nice uppercut.
Cartmen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cartmen throws an elbow that misses.
Cartmen controlling the action here for a moment.
Cartmen slowing the pace effectively.
McCool taking a breather.
Cartmen scores a nice knee to the body.
McCool digs a right hand underneath Cartmen's ribcage. Cartmen let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cartmen has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics McCool uses from the top position.
McCool is looking to stand up but Cartmen won't let him.
McCool looking to pass the guard.

McCool got a little sloppy there for a moment and Cartmen has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McCool has managed to get both his arms back between Cartmen's legs - danger averted.
Cartmen is trying to control the position but McCool postures up.
Cartmen can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as McCool controls the pace.
Eric Cartmen has got the better of the ground game so far.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Cartmen is on top in guard.

Cartmen controls from within his opponent's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCool keeping moving, preventing Cartmen from controlling successfully.
McCool is looking to stand up but Cartmen isn't so interested in that idea.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Fionn McCool will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartmen's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

McCool loads up on a big right hand but Cartmen slips the punch.
McCool connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
McCool swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cartmen.
McCool misses with a looping left.
Cartmen tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
McCool throws a shot from downtown. Cartmen moves away and avoids it.
McCool throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cartmen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McCool.
McCool looks to land a left hand but Cartmen moved out of range nicely.
Cartmen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
McCool jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McCool throws a nice looking combination but Cartmen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cartmen fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A swing and a miss from McCool.
McCool misses with a body shot.
McCool fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McCool looks to throw the jab but Cartmen is out of range.
McCool pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen ducks under a wild hook from McCool.
Cartmen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Some wild striking there from McCool.
It seemed like Cartmen was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Cartmen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McCool is looking to counter punch.
McCool throws a lazy right hand but Cartmen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cartmen tries to counter with a clinch but McCool shakes him off and moves away.
McCool throws a one two combo.
A head kick from Cartmen lands but McCool takes it in his stride.

Cartmen fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with McCool, pushing him back against the cage.
Cartmen lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Cartmen pulls guard effortlessly.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McCool trying to stand up but can't free himself from Cartmen's guard.

Cartmen is looking for a triangle here but McCool uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Eric Cartmen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCool wants to stand but Cartmen is controlling his arm.
Cartmen gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.

McCool decides to stand and escape the position.
McCool misses with a body shot
and Cartmen counters with a solid body kick.
Cartmen fails with a takedown attempt.
Cartmen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McCool.
McCool throws an overhand right that lands on Cartmen's shoulder, as Cartmen tries to avoid the shot.
Cartmen with the counter takedown but McCool avoids it easily.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! McCool crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Cartmen - the referee stops the clock and McCool gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Cartmen. McCool manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
McCool throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cartmen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A decent looking cross lands there for Cartmen.
McCool scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
McCool misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A telegraphed right hand from McCool misses the target.
McCool misses with a straight right.
Cartmen wants to counter with a clinch but McCool pushes him away.
Cartmen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McCool.
Cartmen wants to counter the offense by McCool and move into the clinch position.
McCool walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Cartmen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McCool moves away.
Cartmen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McCool.
Cartmen feints the counter takedown.
McCool throws a series of punches but Cartmen moves out of range.
McCool throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartmen gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

Eric Cartmen's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McCool looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
McCool scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Eric Cartmen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:09 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Fionn McCool!
In his post fight interview, Fionn McCool gave a big smile as he said 'I hunted the Saxon with Cú Chulainn, after that battle hold no surprises for me'.
Eric Cartmen was interviewed post fight and said 'screw you guys i'm going home'.