PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Never More (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rolen Spliffs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). More comes to the cage accompanied by Never More. Spliffs has chosen Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed as his entrance music. Rolen Spliffs has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

More
vs
Spliffs

190 cm
33
215 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

190 cm
43
210 lbs
60 - 23 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

KnockOut

Conquer
Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Never More!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 60 - 23 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rolen Spliffs!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Spliffs.
More throws an overhand right that lands on Spliffs's shoulder, as Spliffs tries to avoid the shot.
More throws a lazy uppercut
and Spliffs counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Spliffs.
Spliffs lands with a nice body punch.
Spliffs misses the shot to the body.
More lands an overhand right.
More keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spliffs pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Spliffs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spliffs has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Spliffs misses the body punch
and More connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A combination from More does no damage.
More tries to clinch up but Spliffs circles away and keeps his distance.
Spliffs lands a jab to More's midsection.
More wants to clinch up but Spliffs keeps it at a distance.
Spliffs throws a big counter head kick but More avoids it with no problem.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spliffs throws a lazy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
More swinging wildly here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
More takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Spliffs moves out of range of the leg kick from More.
More tries a head kick but it misses.
More scores with a hook.
A punch lands to the side of More 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Spliffs walks into a jab.
Spliffs throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spliffs avoids a kick to the body.
More has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spliffs.
Spliffs throws a body punch but More moves out of range.
Spliffs throws a shot to the body.
More listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Spliffs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spliffs fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
More goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
More keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
More feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Spliffs's calf.
More has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Spliffs finds it's way round the side to connect with More's head.
Spliffs slips a straight right by More.
Good shot there by More.
Nice jab there from More.
More swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Spliffs blocks a leg kick.
More throws a leg kick but Spliffs moved away.
More listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Spliffs throws a looping overhand right but More ducks down to avoid it.
Spliffs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
More looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
More throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spliffs takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A slapping body kick lands there for More.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs connects with a body shot that sends More's belly button to the back.
Spliffs misses the shot to the body.
More is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Spliffs throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spliffs steps to the side to avoid the strikes from More.
Spliffs scores with a hook to the body. More takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Spliffs throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Spliffs blocks a low kick nicely.
Spliffs throws a hook but More blocks it.
Spliffs misses with a body punch
letting More counter with a right hand.
More throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Spliffs sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Spliffs avoids the head kick by More.
More throws a nice outside leg kick.
More scores with a jab.
Spliffs throws a hook to the side of More's head but More sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Spliffs throws a head kick that misses.
Good shot there by More.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
More connects with a solid leg kick.
More paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Spliffs swings away with a body shot that misses
and More makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Spliffs throws the left hand but More avoids the punch easily.
More lands a jab to the head.
Spliffs on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
More looks to land a right hand but Spliffs moved out of range.
A shot to the liver by More. Beautiful body shot.
More sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Spliffs defending well as More loads up on a big left hand.
Spliffs throws out a counter right but More avoids it with no problem.
Spliffs tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
More with a nice cross.
Spliffs looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
More lets loose with a powerful body kick. Spliffs will feel that in the morning.
Spliffs throws a body shot but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Never More will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

More tries to close the distance and clinch but Spliffs swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Spliffs gets tackled into the cage by More. More maintains the clinch.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Spliffs might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, More has got the better of the exchanges.
More scores with a knee to the head.
A short uppercut from More.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Spliffs.
More lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Spliffs backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from More.
Spliffs tried to land a shot to the body but connects with More's elbow.
A short right from Spliffs on the inside.
More misses with some punches.
More lands an elbow that stopped Spliffs in his tracks for a moment.
More blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Spliffs misses with a punch to the body.
Spliffs misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for More.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
More tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
More lands a body shot in the clinch.
Spliffs prevents a body shot from More.
Nice body punch from More.

That's one minute gone in the round.
More misses with a knee strike.

Spliffs breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
More pushes Spliffs away with a front kick.
More throws the left hand but Spliffs avoids the punch easily.
Spliffs just misses with a punch to the body.
Spliffs moves out of range of the body kick from More.
Spliffs looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
More tries a head kick but it misses.
More connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Spliffs throws a body shot but no joy.
More tries to clinch up but Spliffs circles away and keeps his distance.
Spliffs tries a head kick but it misses.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from More. Spliffs shrugs it off though.
Spliffs on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Never More is winning the standup battle so far.
More slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Spliffs tries a head kick but it misses.
More tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
More misses with an attempted mid kick.
Spliffs appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
More throws out a loose jab but Spliffs uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head kick misses from More.
More scores with a jab. Spliffs acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Spliffs throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
More avoids the head kick by Spliffs.
Spliffs moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A swing and a miss from More.
Spliffs tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but More was well out of range. Poor timing from Spliffs.
More fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Spliffs.
Spliffs throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and More connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A big left from More misses.
Spliffs slips a straight right by More.
More dodges the punch combination from Spliffs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from More.
More misses with a low kick as Spliffs jumps back.
More sizes up Spliffs with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Spliffs misses the jab.
Spliffs throws a body punch but More moves out of range.
More throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

More has managed to clinch.
More tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spliffs avoids it.
Never More has scored more points in the clinch so far.
More's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Spliffs avoids the elbow strike from More, against the cage.
More misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Spliffs.
More swings away with an uppercut that misses.
More blocking some punches.
More throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Spliffss head.
Spliffs tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Spliffs lands with a light punch inside.
Spliffs's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
More with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for More.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spliffs misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spliffs lands a body shot.
More using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Spliffs has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for More.
Spliffs lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Spliffs managing to block the knees to the body from More.
A body shot lands from Spliffs.
Spliffs lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Spliffs lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Spliffs has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Spliffs misses with a punch to the body.
Spliffs lands with a light punch inside.
Spliffs misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Spliffs makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
More scores with a shoulder strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Spliffs.
More tries to land knees in the clinch but Spliffs avoids the damage to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Never More dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!

Spliffs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Spliffs jabs at More's body.
Spliffs lands a nice hook to More's body. More takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
More throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Spliffs.
Spliffs is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down More rather than just go for the knockout.
Spliffs works More's body with a nice hook.
Spliffs pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An attempted straight right counter from More misses the target.
More tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Spliffs manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
More motions for Spliffs to come forward. More throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
More connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
More misses with a looping left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spliffs misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from More.
More uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spliffs.
Nice defenses there by Spliffs.
More takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Spliffs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
More tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Spliffs checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
More throws a chopping leg kick but Spliffs manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Spliffs lands with a good body shot.
Spliffs throws a head kick that misses.
Spliffs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Spliffs throws an overhand right that lands on More's shoulder, as More tries to avoid the shot.
Jab by Spliffs.
Spliffs just misses with a punch to the body.
More throws a hook but Spliffs avoids it easily.
Spliffs wants to land a leg kick but More is out of range.
More throws a big shot that misses.
Spliffs has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from More.
Spliffs moves out of range of the body kick from More.
Spliffs lands a nice shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
More throws a leg kick that misses.
More tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spliffs let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Spliffs misses with an uppercut. More saw that one coming.
More throws a half hearted mid kick.
Spliffs now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
A shot to the body from Spliffs misses
and More counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spliffs lands a jab to the head.

It looks like Never More has been cut.
Spliffs scores with a jab to the body.
Spliffs pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Spliffs thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spliffs lands a nice shot to the body.
Spliffs throws a leg kick but More checks it.
More rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Spliffs cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A head kick misses from Spliffs.
More tries to clinch up but Spliffs circles away and keeps his distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but More was well out of range. Poor timing from Spliffs.
It looked like More was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Spliffs.
More misses with a right hand
and Spliffs counters with a right hand to the body.
More with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
More throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
More misses with a body kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - More looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
More swings for the body but Spliffs moves out of range.
Spliffs throws a head kick but More moves out of range.
A big left from Spliffs misses.
Spliffs tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice shot lands for More.
Spliffs throws a body punch but More moves out of range.
More is looking to clinch but Spliffs is avoiding it.
Rolen Spliffs has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from More.
More is looking to counter the offense by Spliffs and move into the clinch.
More missing with a left hand there. Spliffs was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spliffs tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but More was well out of range. Poor timing from Spliffs.
More seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Spliffs swings for the body but More moves out of range.
Spliffs throws a big shot that misses.
Crunch! More slams his shin into Spliffs's torso.
Spliffs moves out of range of the strikes.
Spliffs is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
More darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
More keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spliffs fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. More looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Spliffs throws a head kick that misses.
A jab from More misses.
Spliffs misses with an uppercut
and More connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
More avoids the body shot from Spliffs.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rolen Spliffs comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well More has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Never More!
A relieved looking Never More thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Rolen Spliffs stepped up to the mic, saying 'Two old-ass warriors...throwin' down. good fight, yo...see ya aroun'...'.