PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Doom Unit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bernhard Langer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Unit comes to the cage accompanied by Doom Unit - Killing Time. Langer is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Jeezy f. Rocko and 2 Chainz - Benihana. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Unit
vs
Langer

190 cm
30
204 lbs
19 - 8 - 0

192 cm
30
222 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Perkele!
Conquer

Perkele!
KnockOut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Doom Unit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bernhard Langer!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Langer loads up on a big right hand but Unit slips the punch.
Unit fires out a quick counter leg kick but Langer just manages to avoid it.
Langer misses with a hook
and Unit counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Unit throws a body shot but no joy.
Langer thumps Unit with a low kick.
Langer throws a low kick but Unit avoids it.
Langer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Unit tries to counter with a takedown but Langer is quick to defend against it.
Langer punishes Unit's body with a nice straight punch.
Both fighters circling a little - Langer finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Langer throws the kick towards the body but Unit avoids it.
Unit misses with a hook. Langer ducked under it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Unit throws a jab but it's blocked by Langer.
Langer feints the counter takedown.
A nice leg kick lands there from Langer.
Langer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Unit was well out of range. Poor timing from Langer.
Unit checks a low kick from Langer.
Langer explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Langer has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Langer throws a front kick that sends Unit stumbling back into the cage.
Langer throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Langer feints and then cracks Unit's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Unit down.
Unit lands the left hand.
Langer digs a good hook to Unit's body.
Unit connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Langer avoids the body shot from Unit.
Langer misses the shot to the body.
Unit changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Unit lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Langer at a distance.
Langer cracks Unit with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Langer slips a jab from Unit.
Unit takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Unit throws a jab but it's blocked by Langer.
Langer misses with a leg kick

and Unit counters with a nice double leg into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Langer keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Unit tries to pass to full mount but Langer defends it.
Langer is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Unit scores with a couple of nice shots.
Unit wants to pass the guard but Langer is defending well.
Langer is staying active underneath Unit, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unit thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Unit looks to land a strike but Langer avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Unit trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Langer controlling Unit's posture.
Unit working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Langer. Unit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Unit fires out a quick counter leg kick but Langer just manages to avoid it.
Unit throws a body punch but Langer moves out of range.
And Langer tries to counter it with a takedown but Unit pushes his down on his head and steps out.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Langer throws a low kick but Unit avoids it.
Langer jabs Unit to the body, keeping him at a distance.

Unit darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Unit looks to land a strike but Langer avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Langer manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Unit manages to get himself to full guard.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Unit is adopting a defensive guard.
Langer slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bernhard Langer will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Langer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Langer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Some wild striking there from Unit.
A left lands for Unit.
Langer just misses with a punch to the body.
Unit half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Langer.
Langer scores with a nice head shot.
Unit misses with an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Unit chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Langer is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Unit rather than just go for the knockout.
Unit checks the leg kick nicely there.
Crunch! Langer slams his shin into Unit's torso.
Langer missing with a left hand there. Unit was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Unit drops down looking for a counter takedown but Langer sprawls and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Langer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Langer connects with a solid leg kick.
Jab by Langer.
Langer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Unit sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Langer lands a jab to the nose.
Langer throws a leg kick

and Unit counters with a shoot takedown. Langer fights it but they end up in guard.
Langer looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Unit is fighting to break Langer's control of his arms but Langer is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Unit preventing the sweep.
Langer is looking to sweep but instead, Unit has passed into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Unit sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Langer defending well though.
Langer trying to control from the bottom.
Unit is looking to stall here but Langer recovers full guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Unit accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Unit has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Unit pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Langer is keeping the position for now.
Unit postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Langer is trying to control the position but Unit postures up.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Unit. Langer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Langer tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Langer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Unit was well out of range. Poor timing from Langer.
Langer misses with a head kick.
Langer defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Unit.
Langer lands a nice leg kick that just misses Unit's sensitive parts.
Langer throws a low kick but it's checked well by Unit.
Unit changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Langer shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Unit tries to counter with a takedown but Langer is quick to defend against it.
Langer misses with an uppercut

and Unit counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Unit wants to take a breather but Langer is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Unit looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Unit missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Langer blocking the ground and pound attempt from Unit.
Unit prevents Langer from improving his position.
Langer works his way to full guard. Good work.
Langer tries to land a sweep but no joy.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Unit trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Doom Unit will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Langer blocks a jab.
Langer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Langer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Unit throws a leg kick but Langer checks it.
Bernhard Langer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Langer connects with a single shot there.
Langer lands a jab to Unit's midsection.
Unit keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Langer slips under a jab.
Langer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Unit manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Langer finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Unit tries to counter with a takedown but Langer is quick to defend against it.
Unit lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Unit. Langer does a little dance to reset his feet.

Langer scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Unit is trying to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Unit is not content to let Langer control the position.
Unit is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Gutz Gym, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Langer is staying tight to Unit's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Unit is looking to reverse the position.
Unit gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Langer trying to control the pace.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Unit is staying active underneath Langer, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Langer stalling.
Langer trying to control the action but Unit is working from the bottom.
Unit moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Unit is on top in guard.

Unit with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Unit stands and throws Langer's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Unit creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Langer tries to control but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.
Unit thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Unit working some short elbows here. He postures up to throw some more ground and pound but Langer slips a leg through to get back to half guard. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Langer is concentrating on defense, preventing Unit from advancing position.
Unit thows a huge punch but Langer dodges it nicely.
Unit prevents Langer from improving his position.
Unit throws a strike but Langer avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Unit wants to pass the guard but Langer is keeping the position.
Unit throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Langer works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Doom Unit.
I think Unit has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Bernhard Langer!
Bernhard Langer was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Doom Unit spoke after the fight, saying 'I would like to thank all my fans.. Wait. In fact I DONT want to thank my so called fans! You suck! You should have cheered me more and help ME to win! This is YOUR fault!! I HATE YOU!!!'.