PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Edward Nygma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dieter Von Cunth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nygma comes into the arena with Eazy E - Boys In Da Hood blaring out of the sound system. Von Cunth has chosen In Waves- Trivium as his entrance music. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Nygma
vs
Von Cunth

225 cm
33
223 lbs
38 - 12 - 1

185 cm
29
200 lbs
12 - 7 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Edward Nygma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 1, fighting out of London, Dieter Von Cunth!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Paulsen Ambrosius and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nygma lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Von Cunth has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Von Cunth and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Von Cunth only half commits to the counter leg kick.
A big left from Von Cunth misses.
Nygma definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Nygma works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Von Cunth has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Von Cunth moves forwards but Nygma connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Von Cunth misses with a hook. Nygma ducked under it nicely.
Nygma swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Von Cunth counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nygma connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nygma throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Von Cunth thinks about the counter body kick.
Nygma throws a low kick but Von Cunth avoids it.
Von Cunth unleashes a big counter combination but Nygma bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Nygma scores with the left hand. Von Cunth knows he should have avoided that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nygma throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Von Cunth is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Nygma swings widly with a right hand

and Von Cunth counters by moving into the clinch.
Nygma blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nygma wants to break free but Von Cunth has control.
Nygma really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nygma swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Von Cunth lands a nice uppercut.
Von Cunth lands a right hand that snaps the head of Nygma backwards.
Nygma swings wildly with an uppercut but Von Cunth uses good head movement to avoid it.
Von Cunth lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Nygma breaks from the clinch.
Nygma throws a leg kick
and Von Cunth counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nygma lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Nygma misses with a hook.
Von Cunth throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Von Cunth avoids the body shot from Nygma.
A jab from Nygma finds it's way through Von Cunth's defenses.
Von Cunth tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Nygma paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nygma is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Nygma lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Nygma punishes Von Cunth's body with a nice straight punch.
Von Cunth avoids the body shot from Nygma.
Von Cunth steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Nygma.
Nygma throws a right hand that misses
and Von Cunth counters with a left and a right that stings Nygma.

Nygma is rocked!
Von Cunth blocks a leg kick.
Von Cunth slips a straight right by Nygma.
Von Cunth tries to counter with a clinch but Nygma shakes him off and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Edward Nygma will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Nygma misses with a body shot.
Von Cunth doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Nygma is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Von Cunth blocks a jab.
Von Cunth wants to clinch.
Edward Nygma is winning the standup battle so far.
Nygma's corner calls for a 1-2. Nygma obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Cunth misses with a lunging right hand
and Nygma counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Von Cunth defending well as Nygma loads up on a big left hand.
Nygma is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Von Cunth can do to turn this around?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nygma will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nygma scores with a punch to the head.
Nygma scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Nygma misses with a hook.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Von Cunth! But no joy.
Von Cunth scores with a decent looking hook.
Nygma swings widly with a right hand

and Von Cunth counters by moving into the clinch.
Von Cunth fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nygma is trying to break the clinch but Von Cunth has him pressed against the ropes.
Nygma being controlled against the ropes.
Von Cunth blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Von Cunth.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Cunth tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Von Cunth tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Von Cunth prevents a body shot from Nygma.
Von Cunth lands a shoulder strike.
Von Cunth blocking some punches.

Nygma's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Edward Nygma seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nygma pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Von Cunth only half commits to the counter leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nygma misses with a left hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A shot to the body from Nygma misses
and Von Cunth counters with a slapping leg kick.
A big right from Nygma misses.
Von Cunth wants to counter with a clinch but Nygma pushes him away.
Von Cunth throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Nygma counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Von Cunth moves out of range of the leg kick from Nygma.
Von Cunth throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Edward Nygma dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Von Cunth throws a jab when Nygma was well out of range.
Nygma tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Von Cunth was well out of range. Poor timing from Nygma.
Nygma misses with a hook.
Nygma tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Von Cunth moves into range and connects with a jab.
Von Cunth misses with a straight left.
Nygma throws a big shot that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nygma swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Von Cunth counters by clinching up.
Von Cunth tries to land a knee to the head but Nygma blocks with his arms.

Nygma breaks from the clinch.
Nygma connects with a looping right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nygma throws a leg kick
and Von Cunth counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Von Cunth scoring well with a low kick there.
Nygma throws an off balance right hand
and Von Cunth counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Von Cunth swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Von Cunth throws a nice outside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Nygma there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nygma swings for the body but Von Cunth moves out of range.
Von Cunth lands a two punch combo.
Nygma throws a lazy uppercut
and Von Cunth counters with a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nygma misses with a body shot

and Von Cunth holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Von Cunth lands a right hand.
Von Cunth tries a knee to the head but Nygma blocks it.
Von Cunth is leaning against Nygma and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Von Cunth slows down the pace here.
Von Cunth with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Von Cunth working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Von Cunth misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Von Cunth.
Oh Nygma is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nygma.
Nygma seems to have got his legs back now.
Von Cunth scores with a knee to the head.

Von Cunth creates a bit of space and cracks Nygma with an uppercut that drops him to the canvas! Nygma is wobbled and seems to be struggling to get back to his feet. 3,4,5. He's up! Phew, his manager will be relieved but they're no doubt wondering whether he'll be able to recover properly and get back in the fight!
Nygma looks to throw the jab but Von Cunth is out of range.
Von Cunth let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A swing and a miss from Nygma.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dieter Von Cunth takes the third round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Nygma on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Von Cunth lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Nygma looks to land a right hand but Von Cunth moved out of range.
Von Cunth throws out a counter right but Nygma avoids it with no problem.
Nygma takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Von Cunth lands a jab.
A solid body kick from Nygma.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nygma is looking to chop away at Von Cunth's legs.
Von Cunth fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Nygma is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Cunth keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nygma.
Von Cunth steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Nygma misses with a jab to the body
and Von Cunth counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Von Cunth gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Nygma misses with an uppercut
and Von Cunth counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nygma misses with a body shot
and Von Cunth counters with a big right hook, that lands right on the temple! Nygma goes down! Von Cunth rushes to a neutral corner to get the count going quickly. This one's going to be close! 3,4,5,6,7... Nygma is up to one knee.... 8,9....10! He didn't make it! This fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Dieter Von Cunth!
Dieter Von Cunth was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Edward Nygma spoke after the fight, saying 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.