PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Gorrila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Iivana Jalo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jalo has chosen Aino Venna - Waltz to Paris as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Gorrila
vs
Jalo

194 cm
28
280 lbs
14 - 10 - 0

203 cm
30
251 lbs
27 - 16 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Gorrila!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Iivana Jalo!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jalo walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

It looks like Iivana Jalo has been cut.
Gorrila jabs Jalo right on the nose. Jalo blinks but takes it well.
We've been told by Gorrila's head coaches at Restricted area that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Gorrila lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jalo's sensitive parts.
Gorrila is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Gorrila dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jalo. That did some damage!
Gorrila throws a sloppy head kick and Jalo moves out of range easily.
Gorrila slips a jab from Jalo.
Gorrila scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A good leg kick by Gorrila.
Gorrila feints and then cracks Jalo's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jalo down.
Gorrila misses with a two punch combination.
Jalo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gorrila scoring well with a low kick there.
Jalo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gorrila misses with a few strikes there.
Jalo looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Jab from Gorrila.
Gorrila ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Gorrila fails in his attempt to clinch.
Gorrila throws a leg kick
and Jalo counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jalo misses with a two punch combination.
Gorrila thows a body kick. Jalo tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Gorrila pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jalo has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Gorrila ducks under a wild hook from Jalo.
Gorrila ducks under a wild hook from Jalo.
Jab from Jalo.
Gorrila throws a head kick but Jalo moves out of range.
Gorrila thuds his shin into the meat of Jalo's side.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gorrila throws a good cross that connects.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila connects with the punch.

Oooooh!!! Gorrila has knocked Jalo down with a huge combo! Gorrila steps away and waves a wobbly Jalo back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Jalo is rocked!
Gorrila tries to bum rush Jalo with a series of wild strikes but Jalo uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jalo is still on wobbly legs! Can Gorrila finish him?
Jalo throws a shot from downtown. Gorrila moves away and avoids it.
Jalo seems to have recovered his senses.
Gorrila misses with a lunging right hand
and Jalo counters with a left to the body.
Gorrila pushes Jalo away with a front kick.
Gorrila tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gorrila throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gorrila wants to clinch.
Jalo tries to move into range but Gorrila moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jalo ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Gorrila steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jalo.
Fat Gorrila seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gorrila lands a leg kick that knocks Jalo off balance momentarily.
Jalo cracks Gorrila with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A solid leg kick lands there for Gorrila.
Jalo misses with a hook.
Jalo misses with a straight left.
Gorrila misses with a kick to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jalo! But no joy.
Jalo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Gorrila. Gorrila obviously looking to wear him down.
Gorrila pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gorrila misses the jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jalo! But no joy.
Gorrila throws a hook to the side of Jalo's head but Jalo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jalo blocks a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Gorrila, as that shot connected.
Jalo might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Gorrila slips a straight right by Jalo.
Jalo misses with a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jalo throws a lazy right hand but Gorrila sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Gorrila forces Jalo back against the cage and clinches.
Come on Jalo - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A right hand to the body from Gorrila.
Gorrila lands a nice uppercut.
Gorrila lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A bit of stalling here from Gorrila.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jalo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gorrila using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jalo has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Gorrila throws a head punch that misses.
Gorrila misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fat Gorrila dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Iivana Jalo's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Jalo misses with an uppercut. Gorrila saw that one coming.
Gorrila looks to land a body kick but Jalo moved away.
Jalo looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Fat Gorrila is winning the standup battle so far.

Jalo gets tackled into the cage by Gorrila. Gorrila maintains the clinch.
Jalo's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Gorrila throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jalos head.
A head punch on the inside from Jalo fails to land.
Gorrila looking to throw knees to the head but Jalo is blocking nicely.
A shot in the inside from Gorrila.
Gorrila tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jalo avoids it.
Gorrila connects with a knee to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gorrila throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jalo blocks it with crossed arms.
Gorrila tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jalo's elbow.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Gorrila.
Gorrila lands with a short shot to the head.
Gorrila tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gorrila misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jalo blocks an uppercut.
Jalo softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Gorrila scores with a shot to the side of Jalo's head.
Gorrila blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jalo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gorrila tries to throw a body punch but Jalo avoids it by throwing Gorrila back against the cage.
Gorrila digs a right hand into Jalo's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Jalo's gas tank.
Jalo lands a body shot.
Gorrila trying to stall but Jalo improves his position.
Jalo misses with a punch on the inside.
Gorrila lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jalo throws a punch but it's blocked by Gorrila.
Gorrila lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Gorrila lands a body punch.
Gorrila is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jalo can do to turn this around?
Jalo is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A knee to the head by Gorrila.
A short right from Gorrila.
Gorrila lands with a right to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gorrila tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Gorrila just leaning against Jalo, taking a breather.
Jalo being controlled against the cage.
A knee to the head by Gorrila.
Gorrila lands a right hand.
Gorrila digs a right hand underneath Jalo's ribcage. Jalo let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Gorrila lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gorrila with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Gorrila is struggling to control the position.
Fat Gorrila has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Jalo blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jalo blocks the elbow strike.
Gorrila looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Gorrila lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jalo backwards.
Gorrila lands with a light punch inside.
Good body shot from Jalo.
Gorrila lands an uppercut.
Gorrila blocks an uppercut.
Gorrila blocks an uppercut.
Gorrila trying to control the position but instead, Jalo has worked for underhooks and has pushed Gorrila into the cage.
Gorrila tries a knee to the head but Jalo blocks it.
A short uppercut from Gorrila.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jalo swings wildly with an uppercut but Gorrila uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gorrila misses with a punch to the body.
Jalo blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Gorrila has a couple of punches blocked by Jalo.
Jalo misses with some punches.
Gorrila softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Gorrila scores with a nice short uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head punch on the inside from Jalo fails to land.
Gorrila lands a knee to the body.
Gorrila tries to land a knee to the head but Jalo blocks with his arms.
Gorrila lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jalo or not.
Gorrila lands a nice uppercut.
Gorrila cracks Jalo with a nice body shot.
Gorrila misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fat Gorrila dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Iivana Jalo's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Jalo takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jalo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Gorrila.
Gorrila swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jalo.
Gorrila thows a body kick. Jalo tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Gorrila fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jalo.
Jalo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gorrila misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Gorrila.
You can see that Jalo has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Jalo misses with a series of wild punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jalo throws a jab but it's blocked by Gorrila.
Gorrila feinted with a counter takedown.

Gorrila closes the distance and clinches.
Gorrila scores with a hook to the body.
Jalo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gorrila working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Gorrila lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Gorrila pushes Jalo against the cage. Gorrila is working some dirty boxing. Gorrila pushes off with a quick right hook! Jalo goes down! Jalo tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Gorrila moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fat Gorrila!
Fat Gorrila took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.