PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chev Chelios (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vlad The Impaler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chelios's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, In Waves. The Impaler has chosen Paragon-Impaler as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chelios
vs
The Impaler

175 cm
33
187 lbs
38 - 14 - 1

178 cm
36
178 lbs
32 - 15 - 3

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Hellbent
Fury Nutrition Inc.

Hellbent
KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Chev Chelios!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 15 - 3, fighting out of New York, Vlad The Impaler!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Ron Honeybunn and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Impaler lands with a shot to the body.
Chelios lands a jab to The Impaler's midsection.
The Impaler misses with a body kick.
Chelios tries to clinch but The Impaler moves out of range.
The Impaler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chelios.
The Impaler scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The Impaler slips a jab from Chelios.
Vlad The Impaler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Impaler scores with a jab to the body.
Chelios scores with a body shot.
The Impaler moves out of range of the strikes.
The Impaler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chelios gets cracked with a nice right hand there by The Impaler.
Chelios throws a series of punches but The Impaler moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chelios misses with a wild body shot.
The Impaler throws a leg kick but Chelios sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Chelios is looking for a counter combo.
Chelios swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Impaler misses with a wild body shot.
Chelios fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Chelios takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The Impaler throws a low kick but it's checked well by Chelios.
The Impaler scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Chelios tries to clinch there but The Impaler circles away.
The Impaler thumps Chelios with a low kick.
The Impaler misses with a body shot.
Chelios swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Chelios takes a swing at The Impaler's ribcage but misses.
The Impaler just misses with a punch to the body.
The Impaler throws a jab but it's blocked by Chelios.
Chelios throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Impaler goes for a double leg but Chelios avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Chelios continues to drive forward.
The Impaler listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that The Impaler has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Chelios misses.
The Impaler works the jab nicely.
Chelios takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The Impaler circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chelios throws a head kick but The Impaler moves out of range.
Chelios keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Impaler slips a jab from Chelios.
Chelios tries to clinch but The Impaler moves out of range.
The Impaler flicks out a counter leg kick but Chelios steps away.
Chelios scores with a shot to the body.
Chelios thuds his shin into the meat of The Impaler's side.
Chelios misses with a hook
letting The Impaler counter with a right hand.
The Impaler lands with a right hand.
Chelios throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Chelios takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Chelios lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Impaler circles away quickly and effectively.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by The Impaler. Beautiful body shot.
Chelios throws an off balance right hand
and The Impaler counters with a nice uppercut.
Chelios throws a combination but it was largely blocked by The Impaler.
Some bone on bone action there as Chelios checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A decent looking cross lands there for Chelios.
The Impaler loads up on a big right hand but Chelios slips the punch.
Chelios looks for the body kick but The Impaler saw that one coming.
The Impaler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The Impaler with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The Impaler moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The Impaler fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Chelios checks it well.
The Impaler throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The Impaler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chelios takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Impaler takes a kick to the side of the head.
The Impaler throws a head kick but Chelios moves out of range.
Chelios darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Chelios throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck The Impaler on the side of the head.
The Impaler fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Chelios is out of range.
The Impaler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A swing and a miss from The Impaler.
The Impaler tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Chelios avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A leg kick checked by Chelios.
Chelios throws a push kick but The Impaler slaps the foot to one side.
Chelios throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chelios scores with a three punch combo!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Vlad The Impaler will probably get the nod.
That's time! Chelios's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

The Impaler avoids a kick to the body.

It looks like Vlad The Impaler has been cut.
Chelios slips a jab and a cross from The Impaler.
Chelios tried to counter with a leg kick but The Impaler avoided it.
Chelios throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Impaler.
Chelios feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to The Impaler's calf.
The Impaler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chelios.
Chelios seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Nice jab there from The Impaler.
Chelios fails in his attempt to clinch.
The Impaler connects with an inside leg kick.
The Impaler takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Impaler does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
It looked like Chelios wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Chelios throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The Impaler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Chelios tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from Chelios.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Impaler misses with a body shot
and Chelios counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Chelios misses with a jab, cross combination.
A cross from The Impaler lands.
Chelios takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Chelios drops his hands momentarily and The Impaler takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The Impaler throws a right and a left that Chelios avoids nicely.
Chev Chelios is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Good leg kick by The Impaler there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Impaler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Impaler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chelios.
The Impaler misses with a low kick.
Chelios scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Chelios stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Impaler.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chelios throws a shot from downtown. The Impaler moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Chelios.
Chelios tries to clinch there but The Impaler circles away.
An inside leg kick from The Impaler misses.
Chelios is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
The Impaler staying out of range there.
Chelios wants to land a leg kick but The Impaler is out of range.
The crowd cheers as The Impaler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Chelios doesn't seem phased though.
The Impaler throws a body punch but Chelios moves out of range.
A jab from Chelios does it's job there.
Vlad The Impaler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Impaler fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Chelios.
Chelios pivots, looking for a leg kick but The Impaler is out of range and Chelios settles back down.
The Impaler stuns Chelios with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The Impaler avoids the body shot from Chelios.
The Impaler misses with a hook. Chelios ducked under it nicely.
Both fighters circling a little - The Impaler finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chelios ducks under a wild hook from The Impaler.
Chelios looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
The Impaler throws a nice outside leg kick.
The Impaler showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Chelios.
Chelios wants to clinch
and The Impaler counters with a thumping low kick.
A shot to the liver by The Impaler. Beautiful body shot.
Chelios throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chelios connects with a leg kick. The Impaler looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A big left from Chelios misses.
Sloppy strikes from Chelios. Those never looked like landing.

The Impaler drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
The Impaler is stalling in the full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler looking to pass the guard.
The Impaler won't allow Chelios to sweep him here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chelios wants to stand and escape but The Impaler is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vlad The Impaler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Vlad The Impaler's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

The Impaler misses with a wild combination.
The Impaler defending well as Chelios loads up on a big left hand.
Chelios uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Impaler.
An attempted straight right counter from Chelios misses the target.
Chelios uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Impaler.
It looked like Chelios wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The Impaler bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The Impaler misses with a kick to the body.
Chelios swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The Impaler cracks a nice hook into Chelios's ribs.
Chelios on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chelios walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Chelios swings for the body but The Impaler moves out of range.
The Impaler throws out a leg kick but Chelios moves out of range and The Impaler only half commits.
The Impaler changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Chelios tries to avoid it but The Impaler manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Chelios to the ground. Chelios escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Chelios is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Chelios is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Chelios throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Impaler tries to work over Chelios's front leg with a kick but Chelios checks it.
It looked like Chelios was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from The Impaler.
The Impaler misses the jab.
A head kick misses from The Impaler.
The Impaler shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
The Impaler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The Impaler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The Impaler pivots, looking for a leg kick but Chelios is out of range and The Impaler settles back down.
The Impaler throws a low kick but Chelios avoids it.
The Impaler misses with a straight left.
Chelios darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
No joy there for The Impaler, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Chelios feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Chelios uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Impaler.
Chelios blocks a jab.
Chelios went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
The Impaler looks to score with a jab to the body but Chelios is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler checks a leg kick.
Chelios scores with a leg kick.
Chelios will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Chelios digs a good hook to The Impaler's body.
The Impaler throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A clash of legs there as Chelios blocks the low kick.
Chelios tried to score with a low kick but The Impaler checks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Impaler slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Chelios tries to close the distance and clinch but The Impaler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The Impaler sizes up Chelios with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Chelios on the side of the head.
Chev Chelios is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Impaler missing with a left hand there. Chelios was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Chelios swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nice defenses there by Chelios.
The Impaler misses with a leg kick.
The Impaler has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Chelios finds it's way round the side to connect with The Impaler's head.
A jab from The Impaler finds it's way through Chelios's defenses.
Chelios cracks The Impaler with an open hand slap.
Chelios moves away from the strike by The Impaler.
Chelios wants to clinch but The Impaler slips to the side
and The Impaler counters with a nice low kick that buckles Chelios's knee momentarily.
Chelios on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

Chelios pushes The Impaler up against the cage in a clinch.
Chelios doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chelios misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chelios lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler can't find room to land a body shot as Chelios controls the action.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chelios landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The Impaler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Chelios takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The Impaler avoiding damage as Chelios throws knees to the body.
Chelios can't find room to land a body shot as The Impaler controls the action.
Chelios misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chelios looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A short left from Chelios.
Chelios lands a knee to the body.
Chelios lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Chelios goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chelios blocks a body shot from The Impaler.
Chelios gets through The Impaler's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

Chelios breaks the clinch.
Chelios blocks a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The Impaler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Vlad The Impaler just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Vlad The Impaler's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Chelios looks to land a combination but The Impaler avoids it well.
Chelios on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The Impaler turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The Impaler connects with a solid leg kick.
Chelios waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Impaler.
The Impaler feints a counter leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Chelios.
Chelios lands a jab-cross combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chelios looks to throw the jab but The Impaler is out of range.
The Impaler connects with a single shot there.
The Impaler moves out of range of the strikes.
The Impaler bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chelios rushes The Impaler and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Chelios tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Chelios.
Chelios lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Chelios prevents a body shot from The Impaler.
Chelios is leaning against The Impaler and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Chev Chelios has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Chelios lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chelios.
The Impaler is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Chelios takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The Impaler is trying to push Chelios away but Chelios has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Chelios trying to land knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, The Impaler creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Chelios goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Impaler takes a shot to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chelios creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The Impaler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Impaler works Chelios's body with a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Impaler throws a hook but Chelios blocks it.
The Impaler lands a nice leg kick that just misses Chelios's sensitive parts.
Chelios slips a jab from The Impaler.
The Impaler throws out a leg kick but Chelios moves out of range and The Impaler only half commits.
A chopping leg kick lands by Chelios.
Chelios fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Chelios misses with a looping left.
The Impaler misses with an uppercut. Chelios saw that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chelios. The Impaler does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Impaler lands a really nice looking cross but Chelios seems unphased.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler misses with a leg kick.
The Impaler connects with the punch.
A decent looking body kick lands there for The Impaler.
The Impaler throws out a loose jab but Chelios uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chelios throws out a powerful jab.
Chelios misses with a straight right.
Chelios backing away here, and The Impaler unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Chelios is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Chelios lands an overhand right.
The Impaler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Chelios uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Impaler.
Chelios appears to be looking for a big counter.
The Impaler feints and then cracks Chelios's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Chelios down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chelios waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Impaler.
The Impaler looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Chelios will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Chelios takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The Impaler swats away the attempt to clinch by Chelios.
The Impaler throws a half hearted mid kick.
Chelios ducks under a wild hook from The Impaler.
The Impaler ducks under a wild hook from Chelios.
Chelios connects with a single shot there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chelios misses with the body kick
and The Impaler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Chelios walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. The Impaler checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Chelios throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Impaler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Impaler clobbers Chelios with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Chev Chelios will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Vlad The Impaler's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

The Impaler throws a hook but Chelios blocks it.
Chelios throwing a counter right hand but The Impaler manages to avoid it.
The Impaler lands with a right hand.
The Impaler moves out of range as Chelios throws a body kick.
The Impaler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Chelios is looking to counter punch.
Chelios takes one to the chin there.
The Impaler throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Chelios dodges the punch combination from The Impaler.
The Impaler lands with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Impaler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chelios moves out of range of the leg kick from The Impaler.
Chelios swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The Impaler looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chelios gets cracked with a nice right hand there by The Impaler.
The Impaler takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Chelios on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The Impaler swats away the attempt to clinch by Chelios.
Chelios uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Impaler.
Chelios checks a leg kick.
Chelios swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Chelios looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Chelios looks to land a left hand but The Impaler moved out of range nicely.
The Impaler with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Chelios to score with a decent uppercut.
The Impaler rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Chelios moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Chelios uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Impaler.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler with a nice cross.
Chelios connects with a body shot that sends The Impaler's belly button to the back.
Chelios throws a combination but it was largely blocked by The Impaler.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Impaler lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A jab lands there for Chelios.
Chelios throws a one two combo.
The Impaler tests Chelios's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chelios manages to avoid it.
It looked like Chelios wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The Impaler lands a leg kick that knocks Chelios off balance momentarily.
The Impaler takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Chelios swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Chelios takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A low kick from Chelios is predictable there
and The Impaler counters with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chelios closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Chelios stuffs the takedown attempt from The Impaler. The Impaler gets slowly back to his feet.
Chelios was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Chelios throws a half hearted mid kick.
The Impaler swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Chev Chelios has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The Impaler.
Vlad The Impaler is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Chelios misses with a hook.
The Impaler scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Chelios scores with the left hand. The Impaler knows he should have avoided that one.
Chelios tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Chelios throws a hook to the side of The Impaler's head but The Impaler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jab by The Impaler.
The Impaler slips under a jab from Chelios.
The Impaler was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The Impaler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chelios is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Impaler throws a leg kick but Chelios checks it.
Chelios was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
The Impaler takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
The Impaler cracks Chelios with an open hand slap.
The Impaler connects with a body shot.
Chelios is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Impaler.
The Impaler connects with a right hand. Chelios shakes it off.
Chelios throws a poor cross that misses
and The Impaler makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Chelios keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chelios seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Chelios takes one to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vlad The Impaler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think The Impaler has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 46:49
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 47:48
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 46:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vlad The Impaler!
Vlad The Impaler decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.