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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arnold Schwarzenegger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucifer Satan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schwarzenegger's entrance music is Destroy Everything. A fine choice. Satan is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Disciple. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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260 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
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288 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lucifer Satan!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Satan dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Satan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schwarzenegger gets the takedown into side control.
Satan is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Schwarzenegger tries to advance to mount but can't.
Satan is not content to let Schwarzenegger control the position.
Satan tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schwarzenegger works his way to his opponent's back.
Schwarzenegger trying to control momentarily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Satan wants to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Satan is trying to get back to his feet but Schwarzenegger has full control of the position and if anything, Satan has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Schwarzenegger seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Schwarzenegger controlling from the back.
Schwarzenegger punches the canvas rather than the man.
Schwarzenegger thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
Schwarzenegger working for the choke.
Schwarzenegger struggling to keep hold of the position.
Satan felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Schwarzenegger is persistently looking for the submission but Satan is defending it well.
Satan is trying to stand back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Will Schwarzenegger go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Satan is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Satan is keeping busy.
Schwarzenegger working for the choke.
Satan is trying escape back to his feet. He turns into his opponent's guard and eventually finds his way back to his feet.
Lucifer Satan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Satan moves into range and connects with a jab.
Schwarzenegger throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice defenses there by Schwarzenegger.
Schwarzenegger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Satan.
Schwarzenegger lands a big head kick that sends Satan tumbling to the mat! Schwarzenegger takes a step backwards and waves Satan back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Satan is rocked!
It looks like Lucifer Satan has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schwarzenegger slips a jab from Satan.
Satan is still on wobbly legs! Can Schwarzenegger finish him?
Satan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Schwarzenegger.
Schwarzenegger moves out of range of the strikes.
Are you kidding me?! Schwarzenegger ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Satan clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Arnold Schwarzenegger seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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