PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Four Loko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bittor Xavier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tired and clearly flustered, he entered the arena late and after a little discussion it was decided that the bout should take place.
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Four Loko and Bittor Xavier. Chooooooooon! I think Loko might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to marry yourdaughter. Xavier has chosen Jane's Addiction- Mountain Song as his entrance music. Bittor Xavier has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Four Loko's chin.

Loko
vs
Xavier

185 cm
35
181 lbs
22 - 14 - 0

180 cm
42
184 lbs
32 - 28 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

AnonymouS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Four Loko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bittor Xavier!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Yves DeLean and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loko throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Xavier has his takedown stuffed
and Loko counters with a right hand to the body.

Xavier darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Xavier is thwarting Loko's attempts to control the position.

Xavier is working for a kimura here but Loko manages to reverse the position and he's now in Xavier's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Xavier keeping moving, preventing Loko from controlling successfully.

Xavier had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Loko defends it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Xavier keeping full guard, as Loko tries to pass.
Xavier keeping moving, preventing Loko from controlling successfully.

Xavier has his foot on Loko's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Loko works his way back into a safe position though.
Loko trying to control the position from guard on top but Xavier is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Loko is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Xavier is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Xavier is looking for a triangle but Loko pushes his legs off easily.

Loko thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Loko wanted to stand there but Xavier had control of the position.
Loko stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Xavier swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Xavier tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Loko advances position into side control!
Xavier is looking to regain half guard here but Loko keeps moving and retains side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loko trying to control the position but Xavier is working away.
Loko tries to advance to mount but can't.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Xavier is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Loko off and has taken his back!

Xavier looking for the RNC.

Loko preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Xavier.
Loko wants to escape the position.
Loko is trying to stand back up.
Loko trying to control the hands but Xavier won't let him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Xavier trying to control momentarily.
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Xavier.

Loko defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Xavier's arms.

Xavier is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Loko defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Xavier not allowing Loko to control his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bittor Xavier dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Xavier fails to land the takedown.
Loko appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Xavier misses with a takedown attempt
and Xavier takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Xavier misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Four Loko has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bittor Xavier.
Loko fails to land with a series of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Loko throws a low kick, looking for Xavier's leg but Xavier calmly moves out of range.
Xavier shoots and misses
enabling Loko to counter with a crisp jab.
Loko scores with a jab to the jaw.
Loko looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Xavier fails with a takedown attempt.
Loko jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Xavier with a poor takedown
and Loko counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Loko misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loko jabs at Xavier's body.
Xavier will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Loko appears to be looking for a big counter.
Loko keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bittor Xavier seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Loko stuffs the takedown.
A head kick misses from Loko.
Four Loko is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Loko stuffs the takedown.
Xavier shoots in and drives through. Loko sprawls well.
Loko throws a big counter combination but Xavier scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Loko scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Xavier avoids the body shot from Loko.
Xavier doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Xavier takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Four Loko is winning the standup battle so far.
Xavier gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Loko counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Loko lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Loko lands a right hook to the body.
Loko scores with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Xavier fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Loko lands a leg kick that knocks Xavier off balance momentarily.
Loko displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Xavier.
Loko feinted there with a counter leg kick.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Xavier chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Loko can pounce on him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Four Loko dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Xavier closes this distance looking for a takedown but Loko circles away.
Xavier avoids a punch combination nicely.
Nice takedown defense from Loko. No joy for Xavier on that attempt.
Loko misses with a double jab.
Xavier drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Loko defends it well.
Loko connects with a body shot that sends Xavier's belly button to the back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Xavier closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Loko did well to prevent Xavier getting side control.
Loko makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Loko.
Xavier stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Loko swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Loko is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Xavier trying to control the position from guard on top but Loko is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Loko is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Xavier can do to turn this around?
Loko tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Xavier trying to move into half guard but instead Loko has managed to sweep!

Loko got a little sloppy there for a moment and Xavier has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Loko has managed to get both his arms back between Xavier's legs - danger averted.

Xavier throws his legs up looking for a submission but Loko uses it to pass to side control.

Loko tries for a kimura but Xavier is defending well.
Loko advances to full mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Xavier is trying to escape the mount.

Loko jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Xavier manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Loko wants to control but Xavier is keeping him busy.
Loko tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
Xavier regains half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loko trying to pass the guard but Xavier defending well.
Xavier wants to get back to full guard.
Xavier wants to get back to full guard but Loko has mounted him!
Xavier tries to lock up and control but Loko gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Bittor Xavier has got the better of the ground game so far.
Xavier regains half guard.
Loko is thwarting Xavier's attempts to control the position.

Xavier is defending against the submission attempts here by Loko.

Xavier looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Loko is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Loko is looking for a kimura but Xavier is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Loko to get the leverage.
Loko trying to control the action but Xavier is working from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Xavier wants to control but Loko is keeping busy.
Loko content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

And that's the end of the fight!
Four Loko showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Loko has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 29:27
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 29:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 29:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Four Loko!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Four Loko waved his t-shirt featuring AnonymouS's logo in front of the cameras.