PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dragon Slayer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zlatan Spazstor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spazstor has chosen The Game - When My Niggas Come Home(Feat.Pharell and Snoop Dogg) as his entrance music. Zlatan Spazstor has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Dragon Slayer's chin.

Slayer
vs
Spazstor

188 cm
33
196 lbs
28 - 10 - 1

193 cm
38
198 lbs
48 - 21 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dragon Slayer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 48 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zlatan Spazstor!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spazstor ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
That kick from Spazstor tenderised Slayer's leg. Slayer is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spazstor takes a swing at Slayer's ribcage but misses.
Spazstor takes a swing at Slayer's ribcage but misses.
A jab lands there for Slayer.

It looks like Zlatan Spazstor has been cut.
Spazstor stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Slayer misses with a leg kick
and Spazstor makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Slayer lands a jab to Spazstor's midsection.
Spazstor takes a swing at Slayer's ribcage but misses.
It looked like Slayer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Spazstor misses with a straight right.
Slayer walks into a jab.
Spazstor fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Slayer checks it well.
Slayer throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spazstor on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A nice leg kick lands there from Slayer.
Spazstor throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Slayer counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spazstor has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Spazstor misses with a body shot.
Spazstor throws a nice outside leg kick.
Spazstor lands a nice shot to the body.
Slayer with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Spazstor to score with a decent uppercut.
Slayer throws a leg kick but Spazstor sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Spazstor lands a nice hook to Slayer's body. Slayer takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Spazstor misses with a hook.
Slayer lands with a nice body punch.
Spazstor looks to throw the jab but Slayer is out of range.
Slayer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Spazstor.
Slayer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Slayer throws a good cross that connects.
Spazstor looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slayer scoring well with a low kick there.
Spazstor misses with an uppercut. Slayer saw that one coming.
As Spazstor backs away, Slayer returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Slayer looks to land a left hand but Spazstor moved out of range nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slayer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Some bone on bone action there as Slayer checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Spazstor wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Slayer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Spazstor has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Spazstor and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Spazstor misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slayer.
Slayer misses with an uppercut.
Spazstor chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Slayer can pounce on him.
Spazstor on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spazstor.
Spazstor lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Spazstor throws a jab but it's blocked by Slayer.
Spazstor loads up on a big right hand but Slayer slips the punch.
Slayer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Spazstor checks a leg kick.
Spazstor jabs Slayer right on the nose. Slayer blinks but takes it well.
Slayer misses with a right hand
and Spazstor counters with a nice low kick that buckles Slayer's knee momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor throws a nice looking combination but Slayer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Spazstor loads up on a big right hand but Slayer slips the punch.
Spazstor throws a hook but Slayer blocks it.
Slayer takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Spazstor lands a nice leg kick that just misses Slayer's sensitive parts.
Slayer pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Slayer thows a left - swing and a miss!
A nice leg kick lands there from Spazstor.
Spazstor slips under a jab.
Spazstor buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Slayer misses with a body punch
and Spazstor counters with a one-two to the body.
Slayer misses with a low kick.
Slayer misses with a wild body shot.
Spazstor is looking to slow Slayer down with leg kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spazstor blocks a jab.
Slayer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Nice straight punches there by Slayer. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slayer.
Spazstor lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Slayer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Spazstor thows a leg kick but Slayer checks it
and Slayer counters with a leg kick.
Spazstor throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spazstor fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Slayer checks it well.
Spazstor misses with a low kick.
Slayer half committed to a counter leg kick.
Slayer lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Slayer looks to land a body kick but Spazstor moved away.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slayer throws a looping overhand right but Spazstor ducks down to avoid it.
Slayer misses with a body shot.
Slayer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Spazstor throws a sloppy head kick and Slayer moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Zlatan Spazstor will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Zlatan Spazstor's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Spazstor misses with a hook. Slayer ducked under it nicely.
Spazstor keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Slayer.
Spazstor connects with a looping right hand.
Spazstor lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Spazstor scoring well with a low kick there.
Spazstor scores with a push kick.
Spazstor throws a poor cross that misses
and Slayer counters with a nice leg kick.
Donk. Slayer catches Spazstor right on the button with a cross.
Slayer takes a swing at Spazstor's ribcage but misses.
Spazstor throws a lazy uppercut
and Slayer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Slayer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spazstor moves away.
Spazstor misses the shot to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Slayer misses the target.
Spazstor misses with a two punch combination.
A good leg kick by Slayer.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slayer moves out of range of the strikes.
Zlatan Spazstor seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slayer throws a jab when Spazstor was well out of range.
Spazstor on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Slayer. Slayer obviously looking to wear him down.
Slayer connects with a body shot.
Spazstor pivots, looking for a leg kick but Slayer is out of range and Spazstor settles back down.
Slayer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spazstor looks to land a left hand but Slayer moved out of range nicely.
Spazstor on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Slayer. Slayer obviously looking to wear him down.
Spazstor scores with a leg kick.
Slayer checks a leg kick.
Spazstor misses with a body kick.
Slayer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Spazstor turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Spazstor wants to land a leg kick but Slayer is out of range.
Spazstor misses with a straight left.
Spazstor connects with a leg kick. Slayer looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slayer looks for the body kick but Spazstor saw that one coming.
Spazstor looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Spazstor stuns Slayer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A low kick from Spazstor is predictable there
enabling Slayer to counter with a crisp jab.
Spazstor on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Slayer lunges at Spazstor with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Spazstor's hand.
Jab from Spazstor.
Spazstor connects with a solid leg kick.
Slayer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Spazstor's head.
Spazstor scores with a nice strike.
A solid leg kick lands there for Spazstor.
Slayer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Spazstor lands an overhand right.
Spazstor walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

Spazstor is rocked!
Slayer lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Spazstor is still on wobbly legs! Can Slayer finish him?
Slayer tries to clinch up but Spazstor circles away and keeps his distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slayer lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Spazstor falls backwards - clearly groggy! Slayer dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dragon Slayer!
Dragon Slayer really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Reaper Combatwear logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
The defeated Zlatan Spazstor had this to say: 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.