PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ultra Superb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Glenn Beck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Superb
vs
Beck

177 cm
25
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
25
180 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ultra Superb!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Glenn Beck!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Chris Downing and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Superb lands a lovely overhand right.
Nice sprawl there from Superb as Beck shoots in.
Superb connects with a jab.
Beck throws a body kick that misses.
Superb wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Superb connects with a right hand. Beck shakes it off.
Beck has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Superb keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

Superb has closed the distance and engaged Beck in a clinch.
Beck lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Superb is looking to take this one to the mat.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Superb.
A shot in the inside from Superb.
Beck scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beck scores with a hook to the body.
Beck throws a head punch that misses.
Beck misses with a hook from the clinch.
Superb scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Superb.

Beck is rocked!
Superb misses with a hook from the clinch.
Beck is still on wobbly legs! Can Superb finish him?
Superb has a couple of punches blocked by Beck.
Beck seems to have recovered his senses.
A short uppercut from Superb.
Beck wants to get back to striking at distance but Superb won't allow it.
Superb lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Beck to his knees! Superb keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ultra Superb!
Post fight, Ultra Superb stared into the camera and said 'I'd like to thank Rachel Maddow for helping me train for this fight. She helped me see Glenn Beck for the hysterical, useless sissy that he showed you here in the cage tonight. Thanks Rachel! And tell Chris I love his show!'.