PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Svend Haraldsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dummy Tummy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Haraldsson
vs
Tummy

215 cm
27
280 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

195 cm
27
300 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Svend Haraldsson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dummy Tummy!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Bart Greer and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tummy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Tummy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Haraldsson on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Tummy feints a jab promting Haraldsson to slip. Tummy then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Haraldsson slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

It looks like Svend Haraldsson has been cut.
Haraldsson checks a leg kick nicely.
Dummy Tummy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Haraldsson connects with a leg kick. Tummy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tummy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Haraldsson lands the left hand.
Haraldsson avoids the head kick by Tummy.
Haraldsson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Tummy slips a jab and a cross from Haraldsson.
Haraldsson moves out of range of the body kick.
Haraldsson defending well as Tummy loads up on a big left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Haraldsson avoids the body shot from Tummy.
Tummy tried to score with a low kick but Haraldsson checks it.
As Tummy backs away, Haraldsson returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Tummy throws a head kick that misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Haraldsson.
Haraldsson takes one on the button.
Tummy swings for the body but Haraldsson moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Haraldsson scores with a push kick.
Haraldsson dodges the punch combination from Tummy.
Some wild striking there from Tummy.
Tummy misses with a kick to the body
and Haraldsson counters with a nice body kick.
Haraldsson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Haraldsson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tummy.
Haraldsson takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Haraldsson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Tummy misses the shot to the body.
Tummy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Haraldsson manages to avoid it.
Tummy throws a leg kick that is checked
and Haraldsson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tummy throws a body punch but Haraldsson moves out of range.
Tummy misses with the combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tummy moves out of range of the strikes.
Tummy attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Some bone on bone action there as Haraldsson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Haraldsson goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

It looks like Dummy Tummy has been cut.
Haraldsson is looking to slow Tummy down with leg kicks.
Haraldsson misses with a looping right.
Tummy throws a front kick aimed at Haraldsson's knee but Haraldsson avoids it well.
Tummy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Tummy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Haraldsson moves away.
Tummy is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Haraldsson rather than just go for the knockout.
A nice leg kick lands there from Haraldsson.
Haraldsson tries to close the distance and clinch but Tummy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Tummy misses with an uppercut.
Tummy misses with an uppercut.
Tummy takes a swing at Haraldsson's ribcage but misses.
Haraldsson is looking to counter the offense by Tummy and move into the clinch.
A shot to the body from Tummy misses
and Haraldsson counters with a nice uppercut.
Haraldsson keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tummy throws a body shot but no joy.
Tummy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Haraldsson moves out of range of the body kick.
Haraldsson blocks a head kick by Tummy.
Haraldsson thinks about countering with a body kick.
Tummy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Tummy misses the shot to the body.
Haraldsson pivots, looking for a leg kick but Tummy is out of range and Haraldsson settles back down.
Tummy throws a leg kick
and Haraldsson counters with a series of strikes. Tummy will be more careful next time no doubt.
Tummy loads up on a big right hand but Haraldsson slips the punch.
Haraldsson throws a quick counter kick to the body but Tummy avoids it.
Haraldsson ducks under a wild hook from Tummy.
Haraldsson dodges the punch combination from Tummy.
Tummy on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Tummy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tummy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
It appears Haraldsson was looking to counter with a kick there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tummy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Haraldsson.
Tummy moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Haraldsson has taken the fight to the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Haraldsson.
Tummy scores with a hook to the body.
Haraldsson is trying to force a seperation but Tummy has the dominant position.
Tummy lands a body punch.
Haraldsson is breathing heavily.
A left hand lands to the body for Tummy.
Tummy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tummy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Haraldsson.
Tummy scores with a shot to the side of Haraldsson's head.

Svend Haraldsson's cut is getting worse.
Tummy lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tummy presses Haraldsson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Tummy.
A short uppercut from Tummy.
Haraldsson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Svend Haraldsson's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Tummy scores with a hook to the body.

Tummy creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Haraldsson crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5, yes, he's made it back to his feet. He seems OK so it looks like we're going to continue!

Haraldsson is rocked!
Tummy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Oh Haraldsson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Haraldsson slips a jab and a cross from Tummy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tummy ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Haraldsson out cold! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dummy Tummy! Dummy Tummy retains his super heavyweight title!
An out of breath Dummy Tummy thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Svend Haraldsson spoke after the fight, saying 'I was robbed you incompetent fools! Lets take this to the parkinglot and find out who the real winner is!'.