PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Jerrone The Pimp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Edward Nygma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Pimp's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Big KRIT - New Agenda. Nygma is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Eazy E - Boys In Da Hood. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

The Pimp
vs
Nygma

193 cm
29
208 lbs
10 - 5 - 1

225 cm
34
223 lbs
38 - 13 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jerrone The Pimp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Edward Nygma!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Aafke Stam and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Pimp slips under a jab.
Nygma pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
The Pimp throws a hook but Nygma blocks it.
Nygma moves into range and connects with a jab.
Nygma checks a leg kick nicely.
A slow jab from Nygma misses its intended target.
The Pimp goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The Pimp looks to land a body kick but Nygma moved away.
The Pimp finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Nygma throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Pimp sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nygma swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A solid leg kick lands there for Nygma.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nygma. The Pimp does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Pimp fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nygma throws a chopping leg kick but The Pimp manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
The Pimp defending well as Nygma loads up on a big left hand.
Nygma uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Pimp.
Nygma throws out a counter right but The Pimp avoids it with no problem.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nygma pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Pimp throws a lazy right hand but Nygma sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Nygma! But no joy.
The Pimp misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nygma.
The Pimp comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nygma with a jab.
Nygma misses with a body kick.
The Pimp throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nygma ducks under a wild hook from The Pimp.
Nygma misses with a telegraphed body shot
and The Pimp counters with a nice uppercut.
The Pimp avoids the body shot from Nygma.
Nygma throws a lazy body kick
and The Pimp connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Pimp moves out of range of the strikes.
The Pimp is looking to slow Nygma down with leg kicks.
The Pimp has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Jerrone The Pimp seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Pimp checks a leg kick.
Nygma looks for the body kick but The Pimp saw that one coming.
Good shot there by Nygma.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Pimp throws a low kick but it's checked well by Nygma.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nygma takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nygma swinging wildly here.
The Pimp dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nygma throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
The Pimp throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The Pimp backing away here, and Nygma unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Nice body punch from The Pimp.
Nygma tries to land a leg kick but The Pimp saw it coming and moves away.
The Pimp throws a wild body kick that Nygma sees coming a mile off.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Pimp.
Nygma avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Nygma ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The Pimp swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Nygma throws a hook but The Pimp blocks it.
It looked like The Pimp wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jerrone The Pimp will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Nygma takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Pimp swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Pimp swings for the body but Nygma moves out of range.
Nygma throws out a counter right but The Pimp avoids it with no problem.
The Pimp uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nygma.
The Pimp misses with a straight left.
Nygma cracks a nice hook into The Pimp's ribs.
Jerrone The Pimp is winning the standup battle so far.
Nygma slips under a jab from The Pimp.
A telegraphed right hand from Nygma misses the target.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Pimp. Nygma does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nygma throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nygma misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Pimp.
The Pimp is looking to counter punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nygma fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Pimp manages to avoid it.
Nygma checks a low kick from The Pimp.
Nygma misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Pimp.
Nygma lands a leg kick that knocks The Pimp off balance momentarily.
The Pimp throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pimp connects with an inside leg kick.
The Pimp is looking to wear down Nygma with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The Pimp tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nygma throws a leg kick which misses The Pimp's front leg but catches the back leg as The Pimp tries to avoid it.
Nygma moves out of range as The Pimp strikes.
Nygma looks like he wants to counter punch here.
The Pimp catches Nygma with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The Pimp tries to clinch there but Nygma circles away.
The Pimp pushes Nygma away with a front kick.
Nygma throws a push kick but The Pimp slaps the foot to one side.
Nygma throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Pimp scores with a jab. Nygma acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A good leg kick by The Pimp.
Nygma is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Some wild striking there from The Pimp.
The Pimp finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The Pimp steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nygma.
The Pimp is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
The Pimp wants to slow Nygma down by chopping away at his legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pimp lands a lovely overhand right.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Nygma.
Nygma looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Nygma misses with a wild body shot.
A big right from Nygma misses.
The Pimp throws a leg kick that misses.
The Pimp misses with the body kick
and Nygma connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Crunch! Nygma slams his shin into The Pimp's torso.
Nygma thuds a left hand into The Pimp's body.
The Pimp misses the shot to the body.
The Pimp checks the leg kick.
The Pimp misses with a looping right.
Nygma throws a wild body kick that The Pimp sees coming a mile off.
Nice body punch from The Pimp.
The Pimp moves out of range of the body kick from Nygma.
Nygma throws a hook to the side of The Pimp's head but The Pimp sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jerrone The Pimp will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

A nice leg kick lands there from Nygma.
The Pimp misses with a hook
and Nygma counters with a nice uppercut.
The Pimp ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nygma moves away.
The Pimp closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nygma misses with a kick to the body.
The Pimp takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nygma blocks a low kick nicely.
Nygma throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Nygma does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
The Pimp ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Pimp tests Nygma's chin there with a solid looking shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Pimp moves forwards but Nygma connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A swing and a miss from The Pimp.
The Pimp just misses with a punch to the body.
Jab from Nygma.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nygma finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Nygma tries to work over The Pimp's front leg with a kick but The Pimp checks it.
A jab from Nygma misses.
The Pimp ducks under a wild hook from Nygma.
Nygma lands a nice looking kick to the body. The Pimp takes a step back to recover.
The Pimp misses with an uppercut. Nygma saw that one coming.
Nygma walks into a left hand.
Nygma bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The Pimp wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nygma avoids the body shot from The Pimp.
Nygma pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Pimp goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Nygma ducks under a wild hook from The Pimp.
A shot to the liver by The Pimp. Beautiful body shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Pimp. That's going to slow Nygma down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nygma throws a hook to the side of The Pimp's head but The Pimp sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Pimp bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nygma misses with a kick to the body.
The Pimp tried to score with a low kick but Nygma checks it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Pimp swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nygma throws a solid leg kick but The Pimp takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Nygma.
The Pimp tries to land a front kick but Nygma steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nygma takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The Pimp misses with a straight left.
Nygma throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nygma misses with a low kick as The Pimp jumps back.
Nygma slips a jab from The Pimp.
Nygma avoids the body shot from The Pimp.
The Pimp takes a swing at Nygma's ribcage but misses.
Nygma moves out of range of the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Jerrone The Pimp did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

The fighters circling - Nygma throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nygma lets loose with a powerful body kick. The Pimp will feel that in the morning.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts The Pimp, as that shot connected.
The Pimp throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Pimp tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Nygma is able to avoid easily.
The Pimp on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Nygma. Nygma obviously looking to wear him down.
The Pimp swings for the body but Nygma moves out of range.
Nygma fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and The Pimp has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nygma checks a leg kick.
The Pimp dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Nygma. That did some damage!
Nygma misses with a low kick as The Pimp jumps back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nygma misses with a looping right.
The Pimp tries a low kick but Nygma avoids it.
The Pimp fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nygma manages to avoid it.
Nygma misses with a low kick.
The Pimp works Nygma's body with a nice hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Nygma.
Nygma closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The Pimp walks into a straight right hand from Nygma.
Nygma throws the kick towards the body but The Pimp avoids it.
The Pimp turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Nygma takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The Pimp throws out a leg kick but Nygma moves out of range and The Pimp only half commits.
Nygma uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Pimp.
Decent striking displayed by Nygma there.
Nygma avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The Pimp displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Pimp checks a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from The Pimp. Nygma does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Pimp misses with a jab to the body
and Nygma counters with a straight right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pimp ducks under a wild hook from Nygma.
Nygma blocks a jab.
The Pimp takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The Pimp lands with a shot to the body.
Nygma avoids the body shot from The Pimp.
A nice leg kick lands there from The Pimp.
Nygma misses with a jab to the body
and The Pimp counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The Pimp throws a body punch but Nygma moves out of range.
The Pimp on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The Pimp throws a chopping leg kick but Nygma manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
The Pimp waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Nygma.
The Pimp swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nygma throws a front kick aimed at The Pimp's knee but The Pimp avoids it well.
Nygma bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nygma bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerrone The Pimp had his way with Edward Nygma in that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Good work by Nygma as he checks the leg kick.
Edward Nygma has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nygma throws a leg kick but The Pimp moved away.
Nygma cracks The Pimp with a right hand to the side of the head.
Nygma is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The Pimp misses with a low kick.
Nygma misses with a wild body shot.
As Nygma backs away, The Pimp returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
The Pimp scores with a hook to the body. Nygma takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The Pimp changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The Pimp dips to his left and cracks Nygma with an uppercut!
Nygma misses the shot to the body.
The Pimp takes a shot right to the bread basket.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nygma finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The Pimp uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nygma.
The Pimp is looking to counter punch.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Pimp. That's going to slow Nygma down.
Nygma just misses with a punch to the body.
Nygma misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pimp ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nygma swings widly with a right hand
and The Pimp counters with a thumping low kick.
Nygma lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The fighters circling - The Pimp throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A little jabbing left from Nygma on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Nygma throws a low kick, looking for The Pimp's leg but The Pimp calmly moves out of range.
Nygma misses with a looping right.
The Pimp scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The Pimp with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Pimp.
The Pimp connects with a single shot there.
The Pimp tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Nygma is able to avoid easily.
The Pimp scores with a jab.
Nygma avoids the body shot from The Pimp.
The Pimp blocks a leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The Pimp.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nygma throws an overhand right that lands on The Pimp's shoulder, as The Pimp tries to avoid the shot.
The Pimp throws a body punch but Nygma moves out of range.
The Pimp fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Nygma looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jerrone The Pimp is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A low kick from Nygma misses
and The Pimp counters with an inside leg kick.
The Pimp misses with a looping left.
The Pimp throws a head kick but Nygma moves out of range.
The Pimp cracks Nygma with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
The Pimp throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The Pimp, right into the meat.
Nygma ducks under a wild hook from The Pimp.
Nygma ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nice straight punches there by The Pimp. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The Pimp.
The Pimp lands a nice shot to the body.
A shot to the liver by Nygma. Beautiful body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jerrone The Pimp showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The Pimp has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 50:45
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 50:45
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jerrone The Pimp!
Our winner, Jerrone The Pimp, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Edward Nygma was interviewed post fight and said 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.