PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bill Cosby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacinto Orelha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cosby comes into the arena with Hikky Burr blaring out of the sound system. Jacinto Orelha has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cosby
vs
Orelha

185 cm
24
192 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

183 cm
18
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bill Cosby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jacinto Orelha!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Paul Tew and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Orelha tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cosby was well out of range. Poor timing from Orelha.
Orelha staying out of range there.

Orelha tries to sprawl but Cosby drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Cosby winds up and cracks Orelha with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Cosby tries to pass the half guard into mount. Orelha knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Orelha looks like he's trying to stand up.
Cosby lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cosby wants to free his trapped foot but Orelha is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Cosby moves nicely into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cosby cracks Orelha with a big right hand but Orelha just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Cosby controls the position.
Orelha tries to escape but Cosby is in control.
Cosby is chipping away with strikes.

Cosby has hold of Orelha's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Orelha tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Cosby cranks the arm and Orelha screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Orelha, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Bill Cosby!
Bill Cosby took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I'd like to thank my sponsor, "Jello Pudding Pops."'.