PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Yin Tao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Terrance Clam Digger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tao kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Philip Bailey - Walking on the Chinese Wall. Clam Digger has chosen Body Rott as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tao
vs
Clam Digger

175 cm
36
160 lbs
37 - 14 - 0

177 cm
31
159 lbs
25 - 6 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

Perkele!
Hellbent

Mohito Fightwear
SP Ultimate Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Yin Tao!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 6 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Terrance Clam Digger!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clam Digger throws a quick inside leg kick.
We've been informed that Clam Digger has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Tao misses with an attempted mid kick.
Clam Digger misses with a low kick.
Tao tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Clam Digger manages to circle out of the way.
Clam Digger misses with a kick to the body.
Tao scores with a spinning back kick!
Tao checks a leg kick.
Clam Digger with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Tao lands a jab.
Tao misses with a left hand
and Clam Digger counters with a nice uppercut.
Clam Digger throws a half hearted mid kick.
Tao is looking for a counter combo.
Clam Digger tries to land a front kick but Tao steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
As Clam Digger tries to get set, Tao tries to push him back and clinch up but Clam Digger manages to avoid the attempt.
Clam Digger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tao goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tao swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Clam Digger looks for the body kick but Tao saw that one coming.
Clam Digger avoids the body shot from Tao.
Clam Digger misses with a straight left.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tao pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A good leg kick by Tao.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tao dips to his left and cracks Clam Digger with an uppercut!
Clam Digger catches Tao with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Clam Digger missing with a left hand there. Tao was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A little feinted left hand from Tao on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Clam Digger cracks Tao with an open hand slap.
Tao just misses with a punch to the body.
Tao staying out of range there.
Clam Digger throws a lazy uppercut
and Tao counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab lands there for Tao.
Tao throws a lazy uppercut
and Clam Digger counters with a nice leg kick.
Tao throws a half hearted mid kick.
Clam Digger sizes up Tao with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Tao lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Clam Digger pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Tao getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Clam Digger throws a lazy right hand but Tao sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tao looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Tao finds it's target.
Clam Digger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tao throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Clam Digger slips a straight right by Tao.
A lazy body kick from Clam Digger
and Tao counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Clam Digger scores with a crisp jab that stopped Tao in his tracks.
Clam Digger scores with a kick to the midsection.
Tao lands a slapping body shot.
Tao bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tao tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Clam Digger manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Clam Digger ducks under a wild hook from Tao.
An inside leg kick lands from Clam Digger.
Tao checks a leg kick nicely.
A right-left combo lands from Tao.
Tao gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Clam Digger throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tao on the wrong end of a nice jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clam Digger gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Tao scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Clam Digger misses the shot to the body.
Tao misses with the combination.
Clam Digger moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Tao goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Tao misses with a low kick.
Tao throws a solid leg kick but Clam Digger takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Tao.
Nice shot by Clam Digger.

Tao is rocked!
Clam Digger weaves into range and cracks Tao right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Tao goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Clam Digger is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Terrance Clam Digger!
Our winner, Terrance Clam Digger, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.