PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Manchester Red (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Love Bug (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Red comes to the ring accompanied by The Game-Hit The J. Bug has chosen Big Ballin with My Homies as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Red
vs
Bug

225 cm
30
287 lbs
20 - 7 - 2

199 cm
34
275 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 7 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Manchester Red!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Love Bug!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Nard Betker and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Red tries to bum rush Bug with a series of wild strikes but Bug uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Red misses with a leg kick
and Bug counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bug scores with the left hand. Red knows he should have avoided that one.
Bug misses with a looping right.
Bug throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Bug circles away from the clinch attempt.
Red moves out of range of the strikes.
Bug connects with an inside leg kick.
Red keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Red on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bug steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Red.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Red throws a hook but Bug avoids it easily.
Bug throws a big shot that misses.
Red wants to land a leg kick but Bug is out of range.
Bug lands a leg kick that knocks Red off balance momentarily.
Bug has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Red is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Bug thuds his shin into the meat of Red's side.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Red with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bug tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Red was well out of range. Poor timing from Bug.
Bug dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Red misses with a lunging right hand
and Bug makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Red lands with a hook. Bug tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A big left from Red misses.
Bug throws a hook but Red blocks it.
Red really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bug throws a nice outside leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bug.
Bug scoring well with a low kick there.
Red throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bug looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bug uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Red.
Red attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Bug digs a good body shot into Red's ribs.
Bug connects with a good right hand that stumbles Red. Red circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bug throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Red cracks Bug with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Bug scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Red throws a right hand that misses
and Bug counters with a thumping low kick.
Bug scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Red doesn't seem bothered though.
Red is breathing heavily.
Red drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bug throws a push kick but Red slaps the foot to one side.
Red moves out of range of the strikes.
Bug throws an overhand right that lands on Red's shoulder, as Red tries to avoid the shot.
Bug scores with a crisp jab that stopped Red in his tracks.
Red takes one to the chin there.
Bug throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Bug lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bug scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Red defending well as Bug loads up on a big left hand.
Bug punishes Red's body with a nice straight punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Love Bug dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Bug throws a head kick that misses.
Bug avoids the body shot from Red.
Red pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bug lands a nice hook to Red's body. Red takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bug chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bug lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Red at a distance.
Bug throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Red is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Red takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bug tried to score with a low kick but Red checks it.
Bug punishes Red's body with a nice straight punch.
Bug connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Red thows a leg kick but Bug checks it
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Red 's head but he takes it in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bug cracks Red with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Red swings for the body but Bug moves out of range.
Bug scores with a nice head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bug connects with a beautiful left hand that drops Red onto his butt! Red bounces straight back up though - he's OK. After the ref checks him out, we're back to the action.

Red is rocked!
Red uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bug.
Red moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bug misses with an uppercut. Red saw that one coming.
Bug scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bug swings widly with a right hand

and Red counters by moving into the clinch.
Bug blocks an elbow strike from Red.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Red lands on the inside with an uppercut.

It looks like Love Bug has been cut.
Red blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Red is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bug is defending well for now.
Red throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bugs head.
A right hand to the body from Red.
Bug misses with the head strike.
A short uppercut from Bug.
A short left from Red.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Red throws an elbow but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bug blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Red lands a damaging elbow.
Red prevents a body shot from Bug.

Bug breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bug lands a slapping body shot.
Bug scores with a nice head shot.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bug.
Red throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bug digs a good body shot into Red's ribs.
Red misses the jab.
Bug lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Red blocks a leg kick.
Red is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bug moves out of range of the strikes.
Red throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bug buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

Bug staggers Red with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Red looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! Just in time and the ref is going to let the fight continue!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Love Bug will take that one after putting his opponent down more than once in the round.
The cut man is working on Love Bug's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Red throws out a powerful jab.

It looks like Manchester Red has been cut.
Red looks to land a combination but Bug avoids it well.
Red doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bug swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jab by Bug.
Red's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Bug cracks a nice hook into Red's ribs.
Bug throws a quick inside leg kick.
The fighters circling - Red throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bug lands a nice hook to Red's body. Red takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Red takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bug weaves into range and cracks Red right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Red goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! Bug is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Love Bug!
After winning the bout, Love Bug thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
In defeat, Manchester Red stepped up to the mic, saying 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.