PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steve Squirrel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Major Hardwood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Squirrel comes into the arena with Bio Crisis - Delirio blaring out of the sound system. Hardwood comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Ali Bomaye by The Game kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Major Hardwood has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Squirrel
vs
Hardwood

195 cm
24
226 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

190 cm
29
214 lbs
13 - 4 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Steve Squirrel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Major Hardwood!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Squirrel rushes Hardwood and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hardwood lands a shoulder strike.
Hardwood will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Squirrel up against the cage.
Hardwood scores with a shot to the side of Squirrel's head.

It looks like Steve Squirrel has been cut.
Hardwood blocks an uppercut.
Hardwood works on Squirrel's body with a couple of short punches.
Hardwood lands an uppercut.
Hardwood throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Squirrels head.
Hardwood fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hardwood doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hardwood has a couple of punches blocked by Squirrel.
A head punch on the inside from Squirrel fails to land.
A short right from Hardwood on the inside.
Squirrel tries a body shot but Hardwood blocks it.
Squirrel tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hardwood's elbow.
Hardwood wants to stall.
Squirrel fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Squirrel blocks a body shot from Hardwood.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hardwood misses with the head strike.
Squirrel blocking some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Squirrel is trying to drag Hardwood to the mat but Hardwood just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Squirrel prevents a body shot from Hardwood.
Squirrel is leaning against Hardwood and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Squirrel tries to throw a body punch but Hardwood avoids it by throwing Squirrel back against the cage.
A body shot lands from Hardwood.
Hardwood struggles to land a body shot inside as Squirrel controls his hands.
Hardwood is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Squirrel misses with a hook to the ribs.
Squirrel blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Squirrel fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Squirrel.
Squirrel misses with some punches.
Hardwood works on Squirrel's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice body punch from Hardwood.
Hardwood lands with a light punch inside.
Squirrel misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hardwood lands a left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Squirrel wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hardwood softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Squirrel tries a body shot but Hardwood blocks it.
Nice body punch from Hardwood.
Squirrel has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Hardwood works on Squirrel's body with a couple of short punches.
Squirrel is breathing heavily.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hardwood.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hardwood looking to stall.
Squirrel goes for a takedown attempt but Hardwood pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Hardwood cracks Squirrel with a good jab.
Hardwood getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Squirrel goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Hardwood lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

Squirrel is rocked!
Hardwood pounces like a tiger and cracks Squirrel with a vicious hook! Squirrel is down but not out! Hardwood follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Major Hardwood!
Major Hardwood made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'.