PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Taufiqul Haq (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Taufiqul Haq has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Haq
vs
Bloonkers

190 cm
25
255 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

207 cm
25
270 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Experienced

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Taufiqul Haq!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Barbie Bloonkers!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, David Hoff and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Haq doesn't manage to clinch there - Bloonkers circles away.
Haq with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Haq tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bloonkers sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Haq somewhat.
Haq cracks Bloonkers with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Haq moves out of range as Bloonkers throws a body kick.
Bloonkers takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Bloonkers fails with a takedown attempt.
Haq seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Haq fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Haq lands a really nice looking cross but Bloonkers seems unphased.
Haq checks a leg kick.
Nice uppercut there from Haq.
Taufiqul Haq seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloonkers shoots in for a double leg but Haq sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

Haq clinches with his opponent.

Bloonkers pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bloonkers swats away the attempt to clinch by Haq.
Bloonkers walks into a left hand.
Haq takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Taufiqul Haq has been cut.
Bloonkers takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A slow jab from Bloonkers misses its intended target.
Haq throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bloonkers sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bloonkers circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bloonkers slaps away a takedown attempt from Haq, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Haq misses with a hook.
Haq tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bloonkers swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice body kick there by Bloonkers.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloonkers throws a low kick but Haq avoids it.
A little feinted left hand from Haq on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bloonkers goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Haq lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Good standup being displayed there by Haq as he connects with a hook.
A slow jab from Haq misses its intended target.
Haq lands with a straight right. Bloonkers didn't see that one coming.
Haq connects with the punch.
Bloonkers moves out of range as Haq strikes.
Haq throws a wild body kick that Bloonkers sees coming a mile off.
Haq keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bloonkers.
Bloonkers throws a sloppy head kick and Haq moves out of range easily.
Haq is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Haq is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Haq scores with a decent looking hook.
Haq is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Haq sizes up Bloonkers with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Bloonkers looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bloonkers swats away the attempt to clinch by Haq.
Haq with a hook.
Bloonkers takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Bloonkers blocks a leg kick.
Haq tries to clinch there but Bloonkers circles away.
Haq bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bloonkers's head.
Bloonkers fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Taufiqul Haq has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barbie Bloonkers.
Haq cracks Bloonkers with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bloonkers walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bloonkers uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Haq.
Haq throws a right hand that Bloonkers ducks under and follows up with a left that Bloonkers also avoids with ease.
Haq doesn't manage to clinch there - Bloonkers circles away.
Haq throws a hook but Bloonkers avoids it easily.
Despite the aggression on Bloonkers's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Haq throws a series of punches but Bloonkers avoids them all with ease.
Bloonkers goes for a double leg but Haq avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Haq continues to drive forward.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bloonkers misses with a body kick.
Haq moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Haq slaps away a takedown attempt from Bloonkers, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Haq connects with a nice looking jab.
Haq displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Haq keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bloonkers keeps the fight on the outside.
Haq is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bloonkers sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Haq lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Haq shoots in but Bloonkers avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Nice takedown defense from Haq. No joy for Bloonkers on that attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Taufiqul Haq dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Taufiqul Haq's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Haq tries to clinch there but Bloonkers circles away.
Haq looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Haq.
Bloonkers fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Haq.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Haq here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Bloonkers gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Haq.
Bloonkers closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Bloonkers throws a chopping leg kick but Haq manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Bloonkers keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Haq.
Bloonkers has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bloonkers shoots in but no luck this time.
Taufiqul Haq is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Haq tries to close the distance and clinch but Bloonkers swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Haq thuds his right hand into Bloonkers's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bloonkers shoots in looking for a takedown. Haq tries to sprawl out of it but Bloonkers keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Haq manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloonkers slips a jab from Haq.
Bloonkers throws a counter combo.
Haq lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Bloonkers looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bloonkers throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Haq counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bloonkers misses with a body kick.
Haq throws a good cross that connects.
Bloonkers throws a wild body kick that Haq sees coming a mile off.
Haq blocks a head kick by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Haq connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bloonkers throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Haq is looking to clinch but Bloonkers is avoiding it.
Haq scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bloonkers in his tracks.
Haq swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bloonkers.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bloonkers walks into a jab.
Bloonkers drops his hands momentarily and Haq takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

Bloonkers is rocked!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Haq! Bloonkers is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Taufiqul Haq!
Barbie Bloonkers was interviewed post fight and said 'I'm gay.'.