PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dimentio Boychello (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steven Boi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dimentio Boychello is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Boychello
vs
Boi

197 cm
27
250 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

225 cm
19
265 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dimentio Boychello!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Steven Boi!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Bart Greer and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boi needs to keep his hands up - Boychello had a free shot at his head there.
Boychello with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Boi misses with a right hand

and Boychello counters with a crisp one two that drops Boi! Boychello thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Boi to his feet! Boi is in big trouble!
Boi lands with a kick to the temple. Boychello shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Boi looks to land a right hand but Boychello moved out of range.
Boi takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Boi is rocked!
Boychello connects with a body shot.
Boi is still on wobbly legs! Can Boychello finish him?
Boi looks winded!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boychello connects with a jab, followed by a picture perfect straight right that sends Boi to the canvas, out cold! What a finish by Boychello!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dimentio Boychello!
An out of breath Dimentio Boychello thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.