PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Wojtek Jel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kid Diddler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Kid Diddler was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Jel
vs
Diddler

180 cm
22
145 lbs
4 - 9 - 1

200 cm
28
150 lbs
4 - 10 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 9 - 1, fighting out of New York, Wojtek Jel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kid Diddler!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Jorge Garcia and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jel takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Jel throws a body punch but Diddler moves out of range.

Diddler rushes Jel and presses him up against the cage.
Jel is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A bit of stalling here from Diddler.
Jel is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Diddler pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Jel changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Diddler fights it off and pushes away nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Wojtek Jel. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jel misses with a body shot
and Diddler counters with a two punch combo.
Jel misses with a series of wild punches.
Jel throws a right and a left that Diddler avoids nicely.
Diddler uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jel has time to react.
Diddler misses with a series of wild punches.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jel looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddler throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jel.
Jel misses with a double jab.
Jab from Diddler.

Jel gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Diddler advances position into side control!
Jel on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Jel tries to get out of the position.
Diddler misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Jel is looking for a sweep.

Diddler has hold of Jel's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Jel tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Diddler cranks the arm and Jel screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Jel, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Kid Diddler!