PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Conan Drogo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ashy Larry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Larry is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Where I'm From, Marcy Son. Ashy Larry has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Drogo
vs
Larry

195 cm
30
272 lbs
23 - 11 - 0

190 cm
37
281 lbs
26 - 15 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Conan Drogo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Ashy Larry!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drogo connects with an inside leg kick.
Drogo blocks the body kick.
Drogo sizes up Larry with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Larry has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Larry connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Drogo looks to land a right hand but Larry moved out of range.
Drogo tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Larry manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Larry jabs at Drogo's body.
Some wild striking there from Drogo.
Drogo drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Drogo throws the left hand but Larry avoids the punch easily.
Larry throws out a counter right but Drogo avoids it with no problem.
Larry connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Larry fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Drogo checks it well.
Drogo shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Larry as he jumps to the side.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Larry blocks a jab.
Larry looks to score with a jab to the body but Drogo is just out of range.
Drogo throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd cheers as Drogo lands an impressive looking overhand right. Larry doesn't seem phased though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Larry lands a nice looking body shot.

Larry drops Drogo with a beautiful combination! Drogo stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Larry is looking for the KO!

Drogo is rocked!

It looks like Conan Drogo has been cut.
Larry cracks Drogo's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Drogo slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Larry can do further damage! This one is done, son!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ashy Larry!
Ashy Larry is the new super heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking Ashy Larry made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.