PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ramazan Temel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Spanked
vs
Temel

187 cm
31
186 lbs
28 - 10 - 0

185 cm
30
180 lbs
22 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ramazan Temel!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spanked moves out of range of the body kick from Temel.
Spanked changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Spanked pivots, looking for a leg kick but Temel is out of range and Spanked settles back down.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Spanked lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Temel has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Temel and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Spanked goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Temel lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Temel ducks under a wild hook from Spanked.
Temel is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Spanked with a body shot.
Spanked scores with a hook to the body. Temel takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Temel misses with an uppercut. Spanked saw that one coming.
A solid leg kick lands there for Temel.
Temel lands a leg kick that knocks Spanked off balance momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Temel lands with a thumping leg kick.
Spanked throws a good cross that connects.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Spanked.
Temel drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Spanked defends it well.
Temel jabs Spanked right on the nose. Spanked blinks but takes it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Temel scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Temel scores with a body shot.
Temel lands a front kick.
Spanked seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Temel on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Spanked throws a leg kick but Temel checks it.
Temel misses with a low kick.
Temel throws a big shot that misses.
Temel takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Spanked takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Spanked takes one to the chin there.
Gonna Spanked seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spanked lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Ramazan Temel has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spanked throws a nice inside leg kick.
Spanked keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Temel ducks under a wild hook from Spanked.
Spanked lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Spanked misses with a hook.
A solid leg kick lands there for Temel.
Temel fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spanked manages to avoid it.
Temel slips under a jab.
Spanked throws a shot from downtown. Temel moves away and avoids it.
Spanked wants to land a leg kick but Temel is out of range.
Temel lands with a thumping leg kick.
Spanked checks a leg kick nicely.
Good work by Spanked as he checks the leg kick.
The crowd cheers as Spanked lands an impressive looking overhand right. Temel doesn't seem phased though.
Spanked is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Temel.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked misses with a wild body shot.
Spanked walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Temel checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Spanked misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Temel drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Spanked defends it well.
Temel throws a jab but it's blocked by Spanked.
Spanked drops down looking for a counter takedown but Temel sprawls and moves away.
Spanked tries to clinch but Temel is having none of it.
Temel looks to land a left hand but Spanked moved out of range nicely.
Temel takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Spanked.
No joy there for Spanked, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Temel jabs at Spanked's body.
Temel throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Spanked scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Temel moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Temel checks the leg kick.
Spanked pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Temel is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spanked tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Temel was well out of range. Poor timing from Spanked.
Temel on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Spanked lands a nice looking kick to the body. Temel takes a step back to recover.
Spanked takes a swing at Temel's ribcage but misses.
Spanked swinging wildly here.
Temel swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Spanked fires out a quick counter leg kick but Temel just manages to avoid it.
Temel throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Spanked sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Temel misses with a body kick.
Spanked throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Temel with a jab.
Spanked throws a nice looking combination but Temel bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ramazan Temel will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ramazan Temel's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Temel checks a low kick from Spanked.
Spanked tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Temel defends well and Spanked ends up having to push Temel into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Good exchange - Spanked coming out on top.
Temel throws a nice looking combination but Spanked bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Temel avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ramazan Temel seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Spanked takes a swing at Temel's ribcage but misses.
Temel throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Temel moves out of range of the strikes.
Temel chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Spanked can pounce on him.
Spanked tries a low kick but Temel avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Temel blocks the body kick.
Temel tries to move into range but Spanked moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Spanked blocks a jab.
Spanked scores with a jab to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanked smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Temel takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Spanked throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spanked keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Spanked wants to clinch up but Temel keeps it at a distance.
Temel changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Spanked blocks the body kick.
Spanked avoids the body shot from Temel.
Spanked lands a body shot.
Temel throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Spanked appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Spanked wants to land a leg kick but Temel is out of range.
Temel listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Temel uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Spanked.
Temel just misses with a punch to the body.
Spanked is looking to slow Temel down with leg kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Temel on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spanked takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Spanked looks to score with a jab to the body but Temel is just out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Temel. Spanked does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spanked throws the left hand but Temel avoids the punch easily.
Good leg kick by Spanked there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A combination from Spanked does no damage.
Temel let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Temel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spanked.
Temel is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Spanked with a body shot.
Spanked with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Spanked chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nice body punch from Spanked.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spanked. Temel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice body punch from Spanked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked wants to land a leg kick but Temel is out of range.
A combination from Temel does no damage.
Temel misses with a head kick.
A punch combination from Temel misses.
Spanked shoots and misses
and Temel counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
An inside leg kick from Spanked misses.
Temel stuns Spanked with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Temel gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Spanked.
Spanked throws a low kick but Temel moves out of range easily.
Spanked scores with a decent looking hook.
Temel throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spanked feinted with a counter takedown.
Temel with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Spanked is looking to score with low kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A jab from Spanked does it's job there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spanked cracks the inside of Temel's front leg.
Spanked throws a leg kick but Temel sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Spanked looks to land a body kick but Temel moved away.
Temel misses with a straight right.
A big right from Spanked misses.
Spanked shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Temel avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Temel swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Spanked feints and then cracks Temel's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Temel down.
Temel's corner calls for a 1-2. Temel obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Spanked lands with a straight right. Temel didn't see that one coming.

Temel is rocked!
Spanked ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Temel's jaw. Temel's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Spanked does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Gonna Spanked!
Gonna Spanked seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.