PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Fernando Alves (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alves comes to the cage accompanied by Rob Zombie - Scum of the earth . The crowd seem to be enjoying Bootyshanks The 3rd's choice of entrance music: When You Least Expect It. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Alves
vs
Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd

180 cm
34
185 lbs
20 - 4 - 0

174 cm
30
175 lbs
20 - 8 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Fernando Alves!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, William Peck and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alves throws a right hand that Bootyshanks The 3rd ducks under and follows up with a left that Bootyshanks The 3rd also avoids with ease.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bootyshanks The 3rd blocks a leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Alves lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bootyshanks The 3rd has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bootyshanks The 3rd and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to counter with a clinch but Alves shakes him off and moves away.
Bootyshanks The 3rd pivots, looking for a leg kick but Alves is out of range and Bootyshanks The 3rd settles back down.
Alves on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bootyshanks The 3rd feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Alvess jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a leg kick but Alves moved away.
Alves moves into range and connects with a jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tried to score with a low kick but Alves checks it.
Alves walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Good exchange - Alves coming out on top.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bootyshanks The 3rd is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've been informed that Bootyshanks The 3rd has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a low kick but Alves avoids it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd moves out of range of the body kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bootyshanks The 3rd slips under a jab from Alves.
Bootyshanks The 3rd ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Alves moves away.
Alves fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bootyshanks The 3rd is out of range.
Fernando Alves seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bootyshanks The 3rd has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Alves finds it's way round the side to connect with Bootyshanks The 3rd's head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Alves lands with an uppercut that bounces Bootyshanks The 3rd off the cage and back into range.
Bootyshanks The 3rd uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Alves.
Alves has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bootyshanks The 3rd finds it's way round the side to connect with Alves's head.
Alves swats away the attempt to clinch by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids a kick to the body.
A combination from Alves does no damage.
Bootyshanks The 3rd cracks Alves with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a hook but Alves blocks it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd defending well as Alves loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a right hand. Alves shakes it off.
Bootyshanks The 3rd missing with a left hand there. Alves was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Alves doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Alves sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Alves takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Alves lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd has been cut.
Alves is looking to land body kicks.
Bootyshanks The 3rd missing with a left hand there. Alves was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a leg kick that is checked
and Alves counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a right hand. Alves shakes it off.
Bootyshanks The 3rd blocks a low kick nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bootyshanks The 3rd! But no joy.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a hook. Alves ducked under it nicely.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a nice shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Alves throws a leg kick but Bootyshanks The 3rd moved away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Bootyshanks The 3rd uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Alves.
It looks like Alves has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Alves thows a leg kick but Bootyshanks The 3rd checks it
and Bootyshanks The 3rd counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bootyshanks The 3rd moves forwards but Alves connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bootyshanks The 3rd chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Alves can pounce on him.
Alves smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bootyshanks The 3rd pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a leg kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd defending well as Alves loads up on a big left hand.
Alves throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bootyshanks The 3rd blocks a jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bootyshanks The 3rd. Alves does a little dance to reset his feet.
Alves misses with an uppercut. Bootyshanks The 3rd saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Bootyshanks The 3rd misses.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a series of punches but Alves moves out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Alves lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Alves cracks Bootyshanks The 3rd with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Alves checks the leg kick.
Alves looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Alves misses with a lunging right hand
and Bootyshanks The 3rd counters with a straight right hand.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a low kick.
It looked like Alves wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The fighters circling - Bootyshanks The 3rd throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bootyshanks The 3rd catches Alves with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The fighters circling - Alves throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Alves tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bootyshanks The 3rd is able to avoid easily.
Alves throws a hook but Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids it easily.
Alves bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Alves keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Fernando Alves will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Alves tries a head kick but it misses.
A little jabbing left from Bootyshanks The 3rd on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Alves takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bootyshanks The 3rd fakes the leg kick and cracks Alves in the body.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with an inside leg kick.
Alves takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a straight right.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Bootyshanks The 3rd in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Alves misses with a leg kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Alves scores with a hook.
Nice defenses there by Alves.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Alves looks to land a left hand but Bootyshanks The 3rd moved out of range nicely.
Alves throws a jab but it's blocked by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Alves checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a jab to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alves misses with a hook. Bootyshanks The 3rd ducked under it nicely.
A little jabbing left from Bootyshanks The 3rd on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Alves scores with a kick to the body.
Alves takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Alves ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bootyshanks The 3rd moves away.
Alves shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a hook but Alves blocks it.
Alves checks a low kick from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Good standup being displayed there by Alves as he connects with a hook.
Alves rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bootyshanks The 3rd moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bootyshanks The 3rd appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looks to land a right hand but Alves moved out of range.
Bootyshanks The 3rd keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bootyshanks The 3rd walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Alves checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Alves misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a leg kick that misses.
Alves ducks under a wild hook from Bootyshanks The 3rd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alves throws a hook to the side of Bootyshanks The 3rd's head but Bootyshanks The 3rd sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a jab right on the kisser.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a hook but Alves avoids it easily.
Alves ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bootyshanks The 3rd moves away.
Alves throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Bootyshanks The 3rd's head.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Alves sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Bootyshanks The 3rd. That snapped Alves's head back.
Bootyshanks The 3rd scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Alves takes one on the button.
Some wild striking there from Alves.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bootyshanks The 3rd! But no joy.
Alves looks to land a combination but Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids it well.
Alves buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Alves misses with a low kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bootyshanks The 3rd! But no joy.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alves is looking to land body kicks.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Alves takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looks to throw the jab but Alves is out of range.
Alves blocks a leg kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands with a right hand.
Bootyshanks The 3rd thumps Alves with a low kick.
Alves lands a really nice looking cross but Bootyshanks The 3rd seems unphased.
Alves looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Alves misses with a low kick as Bootyshanks The 3rd jumps back.
A shot to the liver by Alves. Beautiful body shot.
Alves throws out a loose jab but Bootyshanks The 3rd uses good head movement to avoid it.
A shot to the liver by Bootyshanks The 3rd. Beautiful body shot.
Alves takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Alves checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws an overhand right that lands on Alves's shoulder, as Alves tries to avoid the shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Alves.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Alves dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Alves tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bootyshanks The 3rd lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a head kick but Alves moves out of range.
Alves ducks under a wild hook from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Alves lands with a thumping leg kick.
Alves misses with a hook
and Bootyshanks The 3rd counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a body shot but no joy.
Alves throws the left hand but Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids the punch easily.
Left hook, right uppercut from Alves.
Alves checks a leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Alves throws out a leg kick but Bootyshanks The 3rd moves out of range and Alves only half commits.
Alves thows a leg kick but Bootyshanks The 3rd checks it
and Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Alves lands a jab to the nose.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

A lazy left from Alves finds it's target.
Alves fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bootyshanks The 3rd is out of range.
Bootyshanks The 3rd only half commits to the counter leg kick.

Bootyshanks The 3rd darts in and clinches Alves up against the cage.
Alves working hard to break the clinch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with the head strike.
Bootyshanks The 3rd makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Bootyshanks The 3rd fails to land.
Bootyshanks The 3rd trying to land knees to the body.
Alves misses with the head strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bootyshanks The 3rd blocks a body shot from Alves.
Alves misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bootyshanks The 3rd fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The referee is keeping an eye on Alves - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Alves misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Alves.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with the head strike.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looking to slow down the pace here.
Bootyshanks The 3rd taking a breather.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bootyshanks The 3rd.

Alves pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bootyshanks The 3rd takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bootyshanks The 3rd checks a leg kick nicely.
Alves fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bootyshanks The 3rd has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Alves throws a leg kick which misses Bootyshanks The 3rd's front leg but catches the back leg as Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to avoid it.
Alves throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bootyshanks The 3rd's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bootyshanks The 3rd uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Alves.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a low kick.
Bootyshanks The 3rd missing with a left hand there. Alves was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a left hand
and Alves counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Alves takes a swing at Bootyshanks The 3rd's ribcage but misses.
Alves clobbers Bootyshanks The 3rd with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A slapping body kick lands there for Alves.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Alves scores with a jab.
Bootyshanks The 3rd uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a left hand
and Alves counters with a nice uppercut.
Decent striking displayed by Bootyshanks The 3rd there.
Alves lands a nice hook to Bootyshanks The 3rd's body. Bootyshanks The 3rd takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Alves throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Alves throws a hook but Bootyshanks The 3rd avoids it easily.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Alves lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Alves lands a nice looking body shot.
Bootyshanks The 3rd tries to clinch up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alves bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bootyshanks The 3rd cracks Alves with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Alvess jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a looping right hand.
Alves misses with a left hand
and Bootyshanks The 3rd counters with a nice uppercut.
Bootyshanks The 3rd misses with a hook. Alves ducked under it nicely.
Alves throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Alves misses with a body kick.
Alves backing away here, and Bootyshanks The 3rd unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Alves scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a series of punches but Alves moves out of range.
Alves is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bootyshanks The 3rd.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bootyshanks The 3rd jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Good standup being displayed there by Bootyshanks The 3rd as he connects with a hook.
Alves misses with a straight left.
Alves scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bootyshanks The 3rd's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Alves connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bootyshanks The 3rd scrambles back to his feet.
Bootyshanks The 3rd moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Alves fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bootyshanks The 3rd checks it well.
Alves throws a big shot that misses.
Alves misses with a combination
and Bootyshanks The 3rd counters with a good low kick that Alves was not able to check.
Alves uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bootyshanks The 3rd.
Bootyshanks The 3rd throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Alves counter with a right hand.
Bootyshanks The 3rd looks to land a left hand but Alves moved out of range nicely.
A quick step to the side and Alves tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Alves. Bootyshanks The 3rd does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bootyshanks The 3rd connects with a good right hand that stumbles Alves. Alves circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Alves misses with a low kick.
Alves throws a sloppy head kick and Bootyshanks The 3rd moves out of range easily.
It seemed like Bootyshanks The 3rd was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A good leg kick by Bootyshanks The 3rd.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fernando Alves showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Alves has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 29:28
Judge William Peck scores the fight 29:28
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fernando Alves!
During a confident post fight interview, Fernando Alves thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Preston Leopold Bootyshanks The 3rd was interviewed post fight and said 'Bollocks! You cheeky bastard, I want anotha go.'.