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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eddie Brock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mohammed Jihad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Brock might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Venom's Theme. Jihad is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: America! Fuck Yeah!. Eddie Brock is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Eddie Brock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mohammed Jihad!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brock avoids a punch combination nicely.
Brock dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jihad. That did some damage!
Jihad slips a jab and a cross from Brock.
Brock misses with a low kick.
Nice defenses there by Jihad.
A countering left hand to the body from Jihad misses.
Eddie Brock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jihad moves into the clinch.
Jihad tries to score a body lock takedown but Brock shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Brock lands a body shot in the clinch.
Brock lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jihad tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Brock throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jihad avoids the elbow strike from Brock, against the cage.
Brock misses with a punch to the body.
Jihad blocks an elbow strike.
Brock throws an elbow that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jihad working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jihad.
Brock is working Jihad over against the cage.
Brock tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jihad avoids it.
Jihad tries to land knees in the clinch but Brock avoids the damage to the body.
Jihad blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
I was talking to Brock's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Brock working aggressively here.
Brock lands an elbow that stopped Jihad in his tracks for a moment.
Brock misses with an elbow strike.
Brock tries to work over Jihad's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Brock lands a body shot.
Brock breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Brock thumps Jihad with a low kick.
Brock scores with a crisp jab that stopped Jihad in his tracks.
Jihad blocks a leg kick.
Jihad is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Eddie Brock is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jihad walks into a left hand.
Brock checks a leg kick nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jihad misses with a straight left.
Brock tried to score with a low kick but Jihad checks it.
Brock lunges at Jihad with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jihad's hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brock throws a quick inside leg kick.
A big left from Brock misses.
A head kick misses from Jihad.
Jihad tries to score with a low kick but Brock moves his leg out of the way.
Jihad swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Brock.
Brock fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jihad looks to throw the jab but Brock is out of range.
Brock is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Jihad on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Brock. Brock obviously looking to wear him down.
Jihad shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Brock sprawls well. Brock wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Jihad gets slowly back to his feet.
Jihad's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Brock connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jihad scrambles back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Brock tenderised Jihad's leg. Jihad is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jihad avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Brock keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Brock throws a leg kick but Jihad checks it.
Jihad misses with a straight left.
Jihad throws a poor cross that misses
and Brock counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jihad motions for Brock to come forward. Jihad throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Brock throws a looping overhand right but Jihad ducks down to avoid it.
Brock throws a leg kick but Jihad moved away.
Brock throws a hook but Jihad blocks it.
Brock with a hook.
Brock takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brock throws a low kick, looking for Jihad's leg but Jihad calmly moves out of range.
Brock throws a series of punches but Jihad avoids them all with ease.
Brock throws a looping overhand right but Jihad ducks down to avoid it.
Brock misses with a straight left.
Brock lands with a hook. Jihad tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Brock is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jihad throws a body punch but Brock moves out of range.
Brock swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jihad shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Brock but Brock pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Eddie Brock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mohammed Jihad.
Brock swinging wildly here.
Jihad throws a lazy head kick
enabling Brock to counter with a crisp jab.
Jihad misses with a hook. Brock ducked under it nicely.
A leg kick checked by Jihad.
Jihad raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eddie Brock dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Brock throws the left hand but Jihad avoids the punch easily.
Good shot there by Brock.
Brock with a jab.
Jihad ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Brock misses with a hook. Jihad ducked under it nicely.
Jihad checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Brock moves out of range as Jihad strikes.
Jihad cracks a nice hook into Brock's ribs.
Jihad moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jihad moves away from the strike by Brock.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brock avoids the head kick by Jihad.
A nice leg kick lands there from Brock.
Brock getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Brock jabs Jihad right on the nose. Jihad blinks but takes it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brock is looking to slow Jihad down with leg kicks.
Brock throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jihad is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
A swing and a miss from Brock.
Jihad throws out a counter right but Brock avoids it with no problem.
Jihad throws a big shot that misses.
Jihad misses the shot to the body.
Brock looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Brock lands a jab.
Jihad's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Brock misses with a leg kick
and Jihad counters with a nice double leg into side control. Brock won't be happy with that.
Brock parries the strikes from Jihad easily there. Jihad is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Brock to escape.
Jihad wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Brock, who protects the arm well.
Jihad scores with a couple of short elbows.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brock pushes Jihad away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Jihad gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Brock defending against the ground and pound.
Jihad working the ground and pound but Brock is defending the strikes.
Jihad postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Jihad misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Brock is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Jihad asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Jihad wants to control but Brock is keeping him busy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jihad prevents Brock from escaping the position.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Eddie Brock is winning the standup battle so far.
Brock lands with a right hand.
Jihad on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Jihad scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Brock shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jihad! But no joy.
Jihad takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Jihad blocks a leg kick.
Brock lands with a right hand.
Brock is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jihad can do to turn this around?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Brock.
A jab from Brock finds it's way through Jihad's defenses.
Jihad slips a jab and a cross from Brock.
Brock misses with a straight right.
Brock lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jihad will feel that in the morning.
Jihad gets a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jihad avoids a wild elbow strike from Brock.
Brock throws an elbow but it misses.
Jihad tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Brock misses with a punch on the inside.
Brock tries to circle away but Jihad has him pinned against the cage.
Jihad misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jihad blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eddie Brock dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Brock misses with a looping right.
Brock misses with a hook. Jihad ducked under it nicely.
Jihad looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jihad ducks under a wild hook from Brock.
Jihad feints a counter leg kick.
Brock lands an overhand right.
Brock scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Brock is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jihad.
An inside leg kick from Jihad misses.
Brock thinks about countering with a head kick.
Jihad thows a left - swing and a miss!
Brock lands with a kick to the temple. Jihad shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Jihad throws a body shot but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brock cracks Jihad with a good jab.
Brock walks into a left hand.
Jihad tries to clinch up
and Brock counters with a two punch combo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brock throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Jihad counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Brock lands a head shot.
Jihad takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A lazy left from Brock finds it's target.
Brock scores with a jab to the head.
Brock throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Jihad moves away from the strike by Brock.
Jihad swings for the body but Brock moves out of range.
Jihad shoots in looking for a takedown. Brock tries to sprawl out of it but Jihad keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Brock manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Brock lands a jab.
Mohammed Jihad has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brock attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jihad is looking for the big counter here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brock misses with a hook. Jihad ducked under it nicely.
Brock's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Brock duly obliges.
Brock throws a head kick that Jihad semi-blocks.
Brock uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jihad.
Jihad checks a low kick from Brock.
Good leg kick by Brock there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jihad gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Brock lands a head shot.
Brock fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jihad checks it well.
Jihad now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jihad checks a low kick from Brock.
Jihad jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jihad uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Brock.
Brock throws a shot from downtown. Jihad moves away and avoids it.
Brock missing with a left hand there. Jihad was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jihad takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jihad shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Brock as he avoids it easily.
Jihad ducks right into an uppercut from Brock.
Brock throws a leg kick but Jihad sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jihad throws a head kick but Brock moves out of range.
Brock misses with a hook.
Nice shot lands for Brock.
The fighters circling - Jihad throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Eddie Brock is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jihad checks a leg kick nicely.
Jihad pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Brock throws a big shot that misses.
Jihad on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Brock. Brock obviously looking to wear him down.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Brock!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Brock throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jihad looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Brock throws an off balance right hand
and Jihad counters with a left and a right that stings Brock.
A head kick misses from Jihad.
Brock thows a left - swing and a miss!
Brock throws a nice inside leg kick.
Brock scores with a hook.
Brock keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jihad.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jihad. Brock does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eddie Brock showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Brock, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eddie Brock!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Eddie Brock waved his t-shirt featuring Kemists ↑™ 5x160Q - $149-199's logo in front of the cameras.
Mohammed Jihad spoke after the fight, saying 'Well...shit!'.
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