PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Perry Charcobeau (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derek Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Charcobeau comes to the cage accompanied by Fortunate Son. Zoolander has chosen Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Charcobeau
vs
Zoolander

177 cm
30
161 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

172 cm
30
168 lbs
13 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Fast

Beaver Jooce!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Perry Charcobeau!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Derek Zoolander!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Andrew Berry and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoolander throws a leg kick that misses.
Zoolander is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Zoolander fails with the takedown.
Zoolander checks a low kick from Charcobeau.
Charcobeau dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Charcobeau connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Charcobeau lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Charcobeau loads up on a big right hand but Zoolander slips the punch.
Charcobeau will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zoolander lands a nice hook to Charcobeau's body. Charcobeau takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Charcobeau swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Charcobeau misses with a straight left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander takes one to the chin there.
A chopping leg kick lands by Charcobeau.
Charcobeau definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Zoolander takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Charcobeau slips a jab and a cross from Zoolander.
Charcobeau misses with a hook
and Zoolander connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Zoolander misses the jab.
A shot to the liver by Charcobeau. Beautiful body shot.
Charcobeau takes one on the button.
Charcobeau staying out of range there.
Charcobeau misses with a straight right.
Zoolander is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Charcobeau moves away from the strike by Zoolander.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoolander has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Charcobeau.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Charcobeau blocks the body kick.
Jab by Charcobeau.
Charcobeau misses with a body shot.
Zoolander connects with a jab.
Zoolander keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zoolander takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Zoolander avoids the body shot from Charcobeau.

Charcobeau gets tackled into the cage by Zoolander. Zoolander maintains the clinch.

Charcobeau breaks the clinch.
The fighters circling - Charcobeau throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Charcobeau throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Zoolander throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Zoolander misses with a straight right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Charcobeau tries to land a leg kick but Zoolander saw it coming and moves away.
Zoolander looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Good work by Charcobeau as he checks the leg kick.
Charcobeau throws a shot to the body.
Zoolander uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Charcobeau.
Charcobeau tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoolander was well out of range. Poor timing from Charcobeau.
Charcobeau looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Zoolander blocks a jab.
Zoolander walks into a jab.
Sloppy strikes from Charcobeau. Those never looked like landing.
Perry Charcobeau is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Charcobeau throws the left hand but Zoolander avoids the punch easily.
Zoolander walks into a left hand.
Charcobeau throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Charcobeau misses with a series of wild punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Zoolander changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Charcobeau looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoolander is chipping away with strikes.
Charcobeau stops Zoolander from passing to mount.
Zoolander wants to lay and pray for a moment but Charcobeau keeps working.
The strikes coming from Zoolander are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Charcobeau is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Charcobeau is trying to control Zoolander's posture but Zoolander avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Perry Charcobeau dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Zoolander avoids the body shot from Charcobeau.
Charcobeau lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nice body punch from Zoolander.
Zoolander connects with a looping right hand.
Zoolander tries to land a front kick but Charcobeau steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Charcobeau half committed to a counter leg kick.
Charcobeau lands a glancing blow to the side of Zoolander's head.
Crunch! Charcobeau slams his shin into Zoolander's torso.
Charcobeau stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zoolander.
Charcobeau throws a right and a left that Zoolander avoids nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Zoolander, as that shot connected.
Zoolander connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoolander connects with a looping right hand.
Zoolander looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Charcobeau counters with a left to the body.
Zoolander throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Charcobeau throws a wild body kick that Zoolander sees coming a mile off.
Zoolander misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Charcobeau showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Zoolander.
A head kick misses from Charcobeau.
That kick from Zoolander tenderised Charcobeau's leg. Charcobeau is trying to keep his angry face on.
Zoolander tries to land a leg kick but Charcobeau saw it coming and moves away.
Charcobeau misses with a head kick.
Zoolander is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Charcobeau with a body shot.
Zoolander lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Zoolander throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Charcobeau swings for the body but Zoolander moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Charcobeau steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zoolander.
Charcobeau buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Zoolander blocks the body kick.
Zoolander takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Charcobeau takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Charcobeau walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Zoolander looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Zoolander throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Charcobeau tries to score with a low kick but Zoolander moves his leg out of the way.
A left and a right from Charcobeau both land. Nice combination.
Charcobeau jabs Zoolander to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Zoolander is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Charcobeau.
Charcobeau moves out of range as Zoolander strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Charcobeau misses with a wild body shot.
Charcobeau misses with a wild body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Charcobeau there.
Perry Charcobeau is winning the standup battle so far.
Zoolander swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Zoolander keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Charcobeau blocks the body kick.
Charcobeau lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zoolander throws a hook but Charcobeau avoids it easily.
Zoolander walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Charcobeau cracks the inside of Zoolander's front leg.
Zoolander looks to score with a jab to the body but Charcobeau is just out of range.
Charcobeau is looking to counter with a body kick.
A shot to the liver by Charcobeau. Beautiful body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander shoots in and drives through. Charcobeau sprawls well.
Zoolander shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Charcobeau as he avoids it easily.
Zoolander throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Charcobeau sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Charcobeau lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Zoolander circles away quickly and effectively.
Zoolander counters with a body kick.
Some wild striking there from Charcobeau.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoolander fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Charcobeau appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Perry Charcobeau has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derek Zoolander.
Charcobeau keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Charcobeau lands with a good body shot.
Charcobeau digs a good hook to Zoolander's body.
Zoolander misses with a body shot.
Charcobeau uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zoolander.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Perry Charcobeau will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Charcobeau looks to land a right hand but Zoolander moved out of range.
A nice side step and Zoolander releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Charcobeau.
Charcobeau stuffs the takedown attempt from Zoolander. Zoolander gets slowly back to his feet.
Charcobeau lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Charcobeau bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Zoolander's head.
Charcobeau scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Charcobeau throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Charcobeau throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Zoolander's head.

Zoolander is rocked!
Charcobeau lands a jab to Zoolander's midsection.
Zoolander is still on wobbly legs! Can Charcobeau finish him?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoolander throws a sloppy body shot
and Charcobeau cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Charcobeau throws a head kick but Zoolander moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoolander blocks a head kick by Charcobeau.
A telegraphed right hand from Charcobeau misses the target.
Zoolander misses with a few strikes there.
Charcobeau throws a head kick that misses.
Zoolander seems to have recovered his senses.
Zoolander throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Charcobeau.
Charcobeau takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Charcobeau scores with a hook.
Charcobeau lands a front kick.
Charcobeau scores with a body shot.
Charcobeau misses with a straight left.
Charcobeau tries a low kick but Zoolander avoids it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Zoolander! But no joy.
Zoolander misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Charcobeau.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander lands a jab.
Zoolander pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Zoolander connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoolander chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Charcobeau can pounce on him.
Charcobeau looks to land a right hand but Zoolander moved out of range.
Zoolander wants to slow Charcobeau down by chopping away at his legs.
Zoolander avoids a punch combination nicely.
Charcobeau misses the shot to the body.
Zoolander swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Charcobeau tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoolander was well out of range. Poor timing from Charcobeau.
Zoolander changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Zoolander takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Zoolander lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Zoolander.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Zoolander looking to score a takedown here. Charcobeau is defending well but Zoolander drives through and ends up in Charcobeau's guard.
Zoolander takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Zoolander wants to pass the guard but Charcobeau is keeping the position.
Charcobeau pulls Zoolander in to control the position.
Derek Zoolander has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Charcobeau wants to sweep here but Zoolander controlling him for the moment.
Charcobeau utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Charcobeau not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Charcobeau is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Charcobeau preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Perry Charcobeau is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoolander lands an overhand right.
Zoolander swings widly with a right hand
and Charcobeau counters with a straight right hand.
Zoolander loads up on a big right hand but Charcobeau slips the punch.
Charcobeau just misses with a punch to the body.
Charcobeau lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Zoolander at a distance.
Nice sprawl there from Charcobeau as Zoolander shoots in.
Zoolander throws a head kick that misses.
Charcobeau's corner calls for a 1-2. Charcobeau obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Charcobeau lands a jab to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoolander misses with a kick to the body.
Charcobeau looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.

And that's the end of the fight!
Perry Charcobeau showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Charcobeau, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Perry Charcobeau!
Our winner, Perry Charcobeau, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.