PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Julien Touret (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square. Touret comes into a darkened arena with his song building. La Valse d'Amelie kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Patrick Bateman has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bateman
vs
Touret

203 cm
34
274 lbs
30 - 12 - 0

193 cm
32
267 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Julien Touret!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Atkins and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Touret keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bateman.
Touret feints a counter leg kick.
Touret moves out of range of the body kick.
Touret swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Touret is looking to chop away at Bateman's legs.
Patrick Bateman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Touret moves out of range as Bateman strikes.
Touret is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Touret wants to clinch.
A slapping leg kick lands for Touret.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Touret tries to clinch up but Bateman circles away and keeps his distance.
Bateman is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Touret moves out of range as Bateman strikes.
Bateman sets himself, and Touret steps forward looking for the clinch! Bateman avoids it this time.
Bateman throws a hook to the side of Touret's head but Touret sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bateman chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Touret takes a shot right to the bread basket.

Touret fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bateman, pushing him back against the cage.
A short right from Touret.
Touret using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bateman has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Touret tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Bateman avoids it.
Bateman is trying to break free.
Bateman avoiding damage as Touret throws knees to the body.

Bateman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Touret uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bateman.
Touret keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bateman.
Touret tries to clinch there but Bateman circles away.
Bateman lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bateman misses with a hook.
Touret wants to counter the offense by Bateman and move into the clinch position.
Bateman lands with a nice body kick.
Touret checks a leg kick.
Touret ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman misses with a looping left.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Touret slips a jab from Bateman.
Touret tries to counter by closing the distance.
Bateman clobbers Touret with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bateman throws a front kick that sends Touret stumbling back into the cage.
Bateman moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
We've been told by Bateman's head coaches at London MMA Club that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Touret looks winded!
Bateman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bateman scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Touret doesn't seem bothered though.
Bateman lands with an overhand left.
Bateman ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bateman flashes Touret a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Touret's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Touret crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Bateman punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Patrick Bateman!
Patrick Bateman retains his heavyweight title!
Patrick Bateman decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.