PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Bunting (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Winning! - Charlie Sheen kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Charlie Sheen acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Bunting
vs
Sheen

208 cm
32
267 lbs
29 - 13 - 0

200 cm
33
266 lbs
30 - 16 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Bunting!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 16 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Sheen misses.
Sheen throws the kick towards the body but Bunting avoids it.
John Bunting seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sheen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sheen takes a jab right on the kisser.

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
Bunting throws a lazy body kick
and Sheen counters with a one-two to the body.
Sheen throws a jab when Bunting was well out of range.
Bunting moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Bunting tries a low kick but Sheen avoids it.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bunting was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Bunting changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bunting has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Sheen throws a shot from downtown. Bunting moves away and avoids it.
Bunting slips under a jab.
Bunting pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Sheen throws a counter combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sheen walks into a straight right hand from Bunting.
Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
Bunting feints and then cracks Sheen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Sheen down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen misses with a body shot.
Sheen throws a body shot but no joy.
Bunting appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Sheen takes a swing at Bunting's ribcage but misses.
Sheen motions for Bunting to come forward. Sheen throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bunting feinted with a counter takedown.
Sheen avoids the body shot from Bunting.
Good standup being displayed there by Sheen as he connects with a hook.

It looks like John Bunting has been cut.
Bunting keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bunting throws a series of punches but Sheen moves out of range.
Bunting swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bunting lands a jab to Sheen's midsection.
Bunting misses with a body punch
and Sheen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sheen doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bunting lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sheen has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sheen and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sheen swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bunting throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bunting swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Sheen to counter with a crisp jab.
Sheen tests Bunting's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bunting throws a body kick that misses
letting Sheen counter with a right hand.
Bunting is looking to land body kicks.
An inside leg kick lands from Sheen.
Sheen throws a jab when Bunting was well out of range.
Bunting scores with a leg kick.
Sheen takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Bunting cracks Sheen with a right hand to the side of the head.

That has opened up Charlie Sheen's cut even more.
Sheen misses with a straight left.
Bunting bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bunting walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Sheen checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Bunting catches Sheen with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Sheen throws a lazy right hand but Bunting sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Bunting is just out of range.
Bunting tries to land a body kick
and Sheen counters with a stiff right hand.
Bunting showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sheen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen throws a shot from downtown. Bunting moves away and avoids it.
Bunting scoring well with a low kick there.
Bunting is looking to wear down Sheen with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Sheen checks a leg kick.
Bunting takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bunting tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bunting throws a low kick but Sheen moves out of range easily.
Bunting backing away here, and Sheen unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Bunting looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sheen staying out of range there.
Bunting takes a swing at Sheen's ribcage but misses.
Sheen thuds a left hand into Bunting's body.
Sheen misses with the combination.
Sheen tries to move into range but Bunting moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

The cut above Charlie Sheen's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen throws an overhand right that lands on Bunting's shoulder, as Bunting tries to avoid the shot.
Bunting connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Sheen momentarily.
Bunting throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bunting throws a leg kick that is checked
and Sheen counters with a nice body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sheen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bunting.
Sheen throws a hook but Bunting blocks it.
Bunting slips a straight right by Sheen.
Sheen avoids the body shot from Bunting.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bunting manages to avoid it.
Sheen scoring well with a low kick there.
Sheen tries to bum rush Bunting with a series of wild strikes but Bunting uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sheen takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sheen has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bunting.
Sheen looks winded!
Bunting looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Charlie Sheen will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Bunting misses with a head kick.
Sheen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bunting avoids the body shot from Sheen.
Charlie Sheen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sheen throws a lazy right hand but Bunting sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Good leg kick by Bunting there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bunting throws a body punch but Sheen moves out of range.
Sheen only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Sheen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bunting throws out the jab.
Sheen looks to throw the jab but Bunting is out of range.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Bunting is just out of range.
Bunting tries to land a front kick but Sheen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bunting scores with a one two! Sheen had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Sheen throws a body punch but Bunting moves out of range.
Bunting changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Bunting lands with a right hand.

Charlie Sheen's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Bunting scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bunting shoots in but Sheen avoids the takedown attempt easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bunting misses with a shot to the body
and Sheen counters with an inside leg kick.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bunting was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
A chopping leg kick lands by Sheen.
Bunting defending well as Sheen loads up on a big left hand.
Bunting appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Bunting takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
An inside leg kick lands from Sheen.
Jab by Bunting.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Charlie Sheen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Bunting!
John Bunting decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.