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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Henrik Torhammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anabolinen Steroidi Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Torhammer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Doom Unit - Killing Time. Steroidi Jr has chosen Light Year - Sex Education as his entrance music. Anabolinen Steroidi Jr has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Henrik Torhammer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Anabolinen Steroidi Jr!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Torhammer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A clash of legs there as Torhammer blocks the low kick.
It appears Torhammer was looking to counter with a kick there.
Steroidi Jr has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Steroidi Jr scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
It looks like Henrik Torhammer has been cut.
Torhammer throws a push kick but Steroidi Jr slaps the foot to one side.
Steroidi Jr tries a head kick but it misses.
Torhammer thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Steroidi Jr if he has to take too many more of those.
A slapping leg kick lands for Steroidi Jr.
Torhammer throws a nice inside leg kick.
Torhammer lands a leg kick that knocks Steroidi Jr off balance momentarily.
Torhammer looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Steroidi Jr swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Torhammer.
Torhammer misses with a shot to the body
and Steroidi Jr connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Torhammer throws a push kick but Steroidi Jr slaps the foot to one side.
Torhammer ducks under a wild hook from Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Torhammer swings for the body but Steroidi Jr moves out of range.
Steroidi Jr closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
It looks like Anabolinen Steroidi Jr has been cut.
Steroidi Jr lands a nice leg kick that just misses Torhammer's sensitive parts.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Torhammer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Steroidi Jr.
A looping hook to the body misses from Torhammer. Steroidi Jr does a little dance to reset his feet.
Torhammer checks a leg kick nicely.
Torhammer throws an off balance right hand
and Steroidi Jr cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Torhammer scores with a nice body kick.
Steroidi Jr showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Torhammer.
Steroidi Jr lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Torhammer clobbers Steroidi Jr with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Torhammer takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Steroidi Jr dives in and scores a takedown into Torhammer's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Steroidi Jr is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Torhammer looking for a sweep. Not yet Torhammer, not yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Torhammer is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Steroidi Jr drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Steroidi Jr jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Steroidi Jr controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Torhammer looking to control.
Torhammer can't keep his opponent in guard - Steroidi Jr advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Torhammer works his way to full guard. Good work.
Torhammer is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Steroidi Jr trying to control the position from guard on top but Torhammer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Steroidi Jr tries to free his leg and advance position but Torhammer is retaining full guard.
Torhammer has his foot on Steroidi Jr's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Steroidi Jr works his way back into a safe position though.
Torhammer tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Steroidi Jr passes into half guard.
Steroidi Jr is looking to take a break and control but Torhammer is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Torhammer tries to roll over but Steroidi Jr keeps him under control.
Steroidi Jr wants to lay and pray for a moment but Torhammer keeps working.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Steroidi Jr missing with a left hand there. Torhammer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Torhammer. Steroidi Jr shrugs it off though.
Steroidi Jr ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Torhammer sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Torhammer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Steroidi Jr throws out the jab.
Torhammer keeps Steroidi Jr at a distance using the push kick.
Torhammer on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Steroidi Jr connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Torhammer's hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anabolinen Steroidi Jr dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Steroidi Jr lands a jab.
Torhammer is looking to wear down Steroidi Jr with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Steroidi Jr throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Torhammer misses with a double jab.
A leg kick checked by Steroidi Jr.
Torhammer ducks under a wild hook from Steroidi Jr.
The crowd cheers as Torhammer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Steroidi Jr doesn't seem phased though.
Steroidi Jr missing with a left hand there. Torhammer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Torhammer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Steroidi Jr moves away.
Steroidi Jr misses with a leg kick
and Torhammer counters with a nice low kick that buckles Steroidi Jr's knee momentarily.
Torhammer cracks Steroidi Jr with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Torhammer looking to land some kicks to the body here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Torhammer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Steroidi Jr.
A little jabbing left from Steroidi Jr on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Steroidi Jr misses with a kick to the body.
Torhammer swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Steroidi Jr ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Torhammer takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Torhammer throws an overhand right that lands on Steroidi Jr's shoulder, as Steroidi Jr tries to avoid the shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Torhammer fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Steroidi Jr throws a leg kick but Torhammer moved away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Steroidi Jr lands a head kick!
Torhammer scores with a punch to the head.
Torhammer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Steroidi Jr ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Torhammer checks the leg kick nicely there.
Steroidi Jr lands the left hand.
Steroidi Jr lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Torhammer circles away quickly and effectively.
Torhammer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Torhammer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Steroidi Jr looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Torhammer moves away.
Steroidi Jr punishes Torhammer's body with a nice straight punch.
Steroidi Jr moves out of range as Torhammer strikes.
Despite the aggression on Steroidi Jr's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Steroidi Jr misses with a kick to the body.
Steroidi Jr misses with a straight right.
Torhammer lands a head shot.
Steroidi Jr looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Torhammer ducks under a wild hook from Steroidi Jr.
Torhammer throws the kick towards the body but Steroidi Jr avoids it.
Torhammer moves forwards but Steroidi Jr connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Steroidi Jr misses with a body kick.
Torhammer lands with a nice body punch.
Steroidi Jr connects with a body shot.
Good work by Torhammer as he checks the leg kick.
Steroidi Jr throws a solid leg kick but Torhammer takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Steroidi Jr.
Torhammer throws a leg kick
and Steroidi Jr cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Torhammer throws a body kick that misses.
A swing and a miss from Steroidi Jr.
Torhammer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Steroidi Jr.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Torhammer.
Steroidi Jr finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Steroidi Jr avoids the body shot from Torhammer.
Steroidi Jr throws a shot to the body.
Steroidi Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Torhammer was well out of range. Poor timing from Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr throws a low kick, looking for Torhammer's leg but Torhammer calmly moves out of range.
Torhammer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Torhammer misses with a kick to the body.
Torhammer lands a jab to the nose.
Steroidi Jr with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Torhammer to score with a decent uppercut.
Steroidi Jr lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Torhammer cracks Steroidi Jr with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Torhammer misses with a straight left.
Torhammer connects with a solid leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Steroidi Jr throws a leg kick but Torhammer checks it.
Torhammer checks the leg kick.
Steroidi Jr shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Henrik Torhammer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Steroidi Jr looks to score with a jab to the body but Torhammer is just out of range.
Torhammer throws a solid leg kick but Steroidi Jr takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Torhammer.
Steroidi Jr feints the counter takedown.
Torhammer connects with a jab.
Steroidi Jr looks to land a right hand but Torhammer moved out of range.
Steroidi Jr avoids a kick to the body.
Steroidi Jr thuds his right hand into Torhammer's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Torhammer is looking to chop away at Steroidi Jr's legs.
Steroidi Jr throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Torhammer misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Steroidi Jr counters with a straight right hand.
Torhammer loads up on a big right hand but Steroidi Jr slips the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Anabolinen Steroidi Jr will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Steroidi Jr tries a low kick but Torhammer avoids it.
Torhammer jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Steroidi Jr throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Torhammer stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Torhammer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Steroidi Jr misses with a head kick.
Torhammer ducks under a wild hook from Steroidi Jr.
Torhammer checks a leg kick.
Torhammer is looking to chop away at Steroidi Jr's legs.
Torhammer throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nice uppercut there from Steroidi Jr.
Torhammer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Torhammer moves out of range of the leg kick from Steroidi Jr.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Steroidi Jr checks a leg kick.
Steroidi Jr lands a nice leg kick that just misses Torhammer's sensitive parts.
Torhammer cracks the inside of Steroidi Jr's front leg.
Steroidi Jr moves out of range of the body kick.
A left lands for Torhammer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
That kick from Torhammer tenderised Steroidi Jr's leg. Steroidi Jr is trying to keep his angry face on.
Steroidi Jr will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Steroidi Jr on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Steroidi Jr fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Torhammer on the side of the head.
A bone on bone clash there as Torhammer blocks the leg kick.
Torhammer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Steroidi Jr throws the left hand but Torhammer avoids the punch easily.
Steroidi Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Torhammer.
Steroidi Jr is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Torhammer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Steroidi Jr throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Torhammer slips a straight right by Steroidi Jr.
Torhammer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Torhammer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Steroidi Jr has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Steroidi Jr drives through with a takedown into guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Steroidi Jr trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Steroidi Jr is looking to work some ground and pound but Torhammer has wrist control.
Steroidi Jr pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Torhammer is keeping the position for now.
Torhammer is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Steroidi Jr trying to control the position from guard on top but Torhammer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Steroidi Jr distracts Torhammer with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Torhammer working for submissions but it's allowed Steroidi Jr to get to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr is working for a kimura but Torhammer is defending it quite comfortably.
Steroidi Jr trying to control the action but Torhammer is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Steroidi Jr checks a low kick from Torhammer.
Steroidi Jr moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Torhammer swings for the body but Steroidi Jr moves out of range.
Torhammer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Steroidi Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from Torhammer.
Steroidi Jr throws a low kick but Torhammer avoids it.
Torhammer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Steroidi Jr in his tracks.
Steroidi Jr lands with a hook. Torhammer tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Torhammer avoids the body shot from Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Torhammer.
Torhammer throws a half hearted mid kick.
Torhammer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Torhammer.
Steroidi Jr misses with a kick to the body
and Torhammer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anabolinen Steroidi Jr really dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Torhammer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Steroidi Jr moves out of range as Torhammer strikes.
Steroidi Jr gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Torhammer.
Torhammer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Torhammer lands a right hook to the body.
Torhammer lands a jab to Steroidi Jr's midsection.
Steroidi Jr takes a swing at Torhammer's ribcage but misses.
Steroidi Jr feints and then cracks Torhammer's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Torhammer down.
Steroidi Jr finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Steroidi Jr throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Torhammer takes a swing at Steroidi Jr's ribcage but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Torhammer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Steroidi Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from Torhammer.
Torhammer throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Steroidi Jr paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Steroidi Jr misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Torhammer.
Steroidi Jr takes one to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Torhammer blocks the low kick.
Torhammer lands a glancing blow to the side of Steroidi Jr's head.
Steroidi Jr closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Torhammer's guard.
Torhammer can't keep his opponent in guard - Steroidi Jr advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Steroidi Jr wants to control but Torhammer is keeping him busy.
Steroidi Jr is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Torhammer tries to get to full guard but Steroidi Jr has control of the leg.
Steroidi Jr looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Torhammer's head.
Steroidi Jr trying to advance position but Torhammer counters by regaining guard.
Torhammer lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Steroidi Jr looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Torhammer puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Steroidi Jr is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Torhammer's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Torhammer's back!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr controlling well, preventing Torhammer from escaping the position.
Torhammer has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Steroidi Jr.
Torhammer is trying to remain composed but Steroidi Jr is hammering down strikes to the side of his head.
Steroidi Jr lands a couple of good shots to his opponent's body and a final shot to the head. Good little attack there by Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr looking for the choke from the back.
Steroidi Jr scores with punches from the back.
Torhammer is rocked!
Oooh a big shot gets through from Steroidi Jr. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!
Oh Torhammer is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Torhammer showing good submission defense here.
Torhammer tries to break free.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Torhammer is trying to remain composed but Steroidi Jr is hammering down strikes to the side of his head.
Steroidi Jr just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Torhammer trying to control the hands but Steroidi Jr breaks the grip.
Steroidi Jr is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Torhammer knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Torhammer for a finish.
Steroidi Jr punishes Torhammer with strikes from the back mount.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Steroidi Jr lands shots from the back.
Steroidi Jr is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Torhammer tries to roll but Steroidi Jr sticks to his back.
Steroidi Jr lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Torhammer showing good submission defense here.
Steroidi Jr is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Steroidi Jr has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Torhammer's body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anabolinen Steroidi Jr dominated that fourth round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Steroidi Jr lets loose with a powerful body kick. Torhammer will feel that in the morning.
Steroidi Jr clobbers Torhammer with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Torhammer throws a push kick but Steroidi Jr slaps the foot to one side.
Torhammer throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Steroidi Jr lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Torhammer falls backwards - clearly groggy! Steroidi Jr dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anabolinen Steroidi Jr!
Anabolinen Steroidi Jr is the new lightweight champion!
Anabolinen Steroidi Jr took some time post fight to say the following; 'Happy birthday mega'.
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