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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Humphrey Baker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Baker kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is T.I.A - K'NAAN. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Humphrey Baker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Big Dick!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baker looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dick throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dick throws a hook but Baker avoids it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Baker misses the target.
Dick wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Baker missing with a left hand there. Dick was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dick throws out a counter right but Baker avoids it with no problem.
Dick throws out a loose jab but Baker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Baker throws a body shot but no joy.
Big Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Baker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dick connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Baker's hands.
Dick takes the fight into the clinch.
Baker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Baker controls the action.
A short right from Dick on the inside.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Dick throws a punch but it's blocked by Baker.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Baker digs a right hand into Dick's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dick's gas tank.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Baker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Baker misses with a body punch.
Dick scores with a shoulder strike.
Baker tries a body shot but Dick blocks it.
Dick creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Baker tries to throw a body punch but Dick avoids it by throwing Baker back against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Baker.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dick tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dick works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dick lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dick scores with a nice hook to the head.
Baker swings wildly with an uppercut but Dick uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Baker misses with a body punch.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Baker can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action.
Baker throws a punch but it's blocked by Dick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dick blocks a body shot from Baker.
With the fighters up against the cage, Dick throws an elbow but misses.
Dick fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Baker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Baker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Baker blocks an uppercut.
Baker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Baker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dick misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dick scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A frustrated look appears on Baker's face as he tries to break the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick lands a left hand that snaps the head of Baker backwards.
A short body shot lands from Dick as the two fighters clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Baker fails to land.
Baker scores with a hook to the body.
Baker misses with a body punch.
Dick struggles to land a body shot inside as Baker controls his hands.
Dick prevents a body shot from Baker.
Baker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Baker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dick scores with a hook.
Dick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Baker.
Baker keeps the fight on the outside.
Dick just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromBaker.
Dick misses with an uppercut
letting Baker counter with a right hand.
Baker throws a nice outside leg kick.
Dick throws a looping overhand right but Baker ducks down to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Baker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dick throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Baker loads up on a big right hand but Dick slips the punch.
Dick steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Baker.
Dick rushes Baker and presses him up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Baker misses with a hook to the ribs.
A left hand lands to the body for Dick.
Dick misses with some punches.
Dick goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Baker misses with a hook to the ribs.
Baker pushes Dick back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Dick prevents a body shot from Baker.
Baker works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Baker breaks from the clinch.
A right-left combo lands from Dick.
Dick lands with a hook. Baker tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dick throws a jab but it's blocked by Baker.
An attempted straight right counter from Baker misses the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Big Dick dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
A big right from Dick misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Baker. Dick does a little dance to reset his feet.
Baker just misses with a punch to the body.
Big Dick seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dick misses with a shot to the body
and Baker counters with a thumping low kick.
Baker delivers a nice body kick.
Dick has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Baker throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Baker misses with a body shot
and Dick counters with a nice uppercut.
Baker throws a shot from downtown. Dick moves away and avoids it.
Dick throws a shot from downtown. Baker moves away and avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Baker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dick blocks a low kick nicely.
Dick wants to counter the offense by Baker and move into the clinch position.
Dick throws a series of punches but Baker avoids them all with ease.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Baker.
Baker misses with a jab to the body
and Dick counters with a straight right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Baker.
Dick works Baker's body with a nice hook.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Dick in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Dick looks to land a right hand but Baker moved out of range.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Baker walks into a stiff left hand from Dick.
Dick might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Dick throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Baker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dick lands a nice shot that snaps Baker's head back.
Baker scores with a kick to the midsection.
Dick is breathing heavily.
Dick cracks Baker with a good jab.
Baker scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Baker cracks the inside of Dick's front leg.
Dick blocks a head kick by Baker.
Dick misses with a body shot.
It appears Baker was looking to counter with a kick there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick misses with a hook
and Baker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dick shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Baker throws a hook to the side of Dick's head but Dick sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dick on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Baker. Baker obviously looking to wear him down.
A left lands for Dick.
Baker is looking to land body kicks.
Dick moves out of range as Baker strikes.
Dick takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Baker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dick moves out of range of the body kick from Baker.
Dick ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Baker moves away.
Dick keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Baker throws a head kick that misses.
Baker throws a head kick that Dick semi-blocks.
Dick throws a leg kick
and Baker makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Dick really felt that one!
Baker attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Baker scores with a punch to the head.
Dick thuds a left hand into Baker's body.
Baker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dick lunges at Baker with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Baker's hand.
Baker lands a jab-cross combination.
Dick misses with a wild body shot.
A solid body kick from Baker.
Dick throws a jab but it's blocked by Baker.
Baker turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Baker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dick avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dick scores with a nice right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dick just misses with a punch to the body.
Baker scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Baker with a jab.
Dick tries to move into range but Baker moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dick uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Baker.
Nice body punch from Baker.
A leg kick checked by Dick.
Dick lands with a hook. Baker tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Baker looks to score with a jab to the body but Dick is just out of range.
Dick missing with a left hand there. Baker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Baker dodges the punch combination from Dick.
Dick wants to slow Baker down by chopping away at his legs.
Baker thinks about countering with a body kick.
Baker on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Baker's corner calls for a 1-2. Baker obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Humphrey Baker dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Baker lands a slapping body shot.
Baker ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dick uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Baker.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Baker - that will leave a mark!
Dick ducks under a wild hook from Baker.
Baker thuds his shin into the meat of Dick's side.
A left lands for Baker.
Dick bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A good leg kick by Baker.
Good leg kick by Baker there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Baker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dick.
A cross from Baker lands.
Dick takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Baker tries to land a front kick but Dick steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dick's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dick takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Baker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Baker throws a hook to the side of Dick's head but Dick sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dick steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Baker.
Baker fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Baker swats away the attempt to clinch by Dick.
Dick displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Dick throws the left hand but Baker avoids the punch easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Baker misses the target.
Good shot there by Dick.
Dick loads up on a big right hand but Baker slips the punch.
Baker misses with a body shot.
Baker scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dick avoids the head kick by Baker.
Dick wants to clinch up but Baker keeps it at a distance.
Baker explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Baker misses with a hook. Dick ducked under it nicely.
Baker takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Baker slips a straight right by Dick.
Baker swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Dick pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dick bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Baker's head backwards.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Baker lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dick has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dick and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dick throws a poor cross that misses
and Baker counters with a nice body shot.
Baker thuds a left hand into Dick's body.
Baker scores with a leg kick.
Baker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Baker explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Dick takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Baker keeps Dick at a distance using the push kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Baker throws a hook but Dick blocks it.
Baker fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dick.
Dick throws a low kick but Baker moves out of range easily.
Baker ducks under a wild hook from Dick.
Baker throws a wild body kick that Dick sees coming a mile off.
A punch lands to the side of Dick 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Baker throws a hook to the side of Dick's head but Dick sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dick tries to counter by closing the distance.
Dick has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Baker.
Dick takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dick throws a right and a left that Baker avoids nicely.
Baker swings for the body but Dick moves out of range.
Dick swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Baker avoids the body shot from Dick.
Baker throws a head kick that misses.
Dick defending well as Baker loads up on a big left hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Baker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A telegraphed right hand from Dick misses the target.
Baker throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Baker dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dick. That did some damage!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dick swings for the body but Baker moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Dick.
Dick blocks a head kick by Baker.
Baker looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jab from Baker.
Dick scores with a sloppy right hand. Baker should have avoided that one.
Baker defending well as Dick loads up on a big left hand.
Dick throws a nice looking combination but Baker bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Baker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Baker keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Dick keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Humphrey Baker showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Baker has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Humphrey Baker!
A very excited looking Humphrey Baker made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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