PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between William Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Burns comes to the cage accompanied by I Won't Back Down. The crowd seem to be enjoying Doofenshmirtz's choice of entrance music: Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Burns
vs
Doofenshmirtz

194 cm
31
278 lbs
23 - 7 - 1

187 cm
31
231 lbs
22 - 14 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 7 - 1, fighting out of London, William Burns!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Hirohito Nitta and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz thumps Burns with a low kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Doofenshmirtz.
Burns throws a sloppy head kick and Doofenshmirtz moves out of range easily.
Burns with a hook.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Burns lands a slapping body shot.
Burns throws a sloppy body shot
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a low kick, right behind Burns 's knee.
Doofenshmirtz drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Doofenshmirtz just misses with a punch to the body.
Burns throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Burns lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Doofenshmirtz on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Burns is looking to score with low kicks.
Burns throws a body shot but no joy.
Doofenshmirtz throws a lazy body kick

and Burns counters by moving into the clinch.
Burns lands a shoulder strike.
Burns goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Burns tries a body shot but Doofenshmirtz blocks it.
Doofenshmirtz lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Doofenshmirtz just misses with a elbow thrown towards Burns's brow.
Burns digs a right hand underneath Doofenshmirtz's ribcage. Doofenshmirtz let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Burns lands a right hand that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards.
Burns blocking some punches.
Burns lands a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz looks winded!
Burns scores with a shot to the side of Doofenshmirtz's head.
A short uppercut from Burns.
Burns lands with a short shot to the head.

Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Burns throws a nice outside leg kick.
Burns moves out of range of the body kick from Doofenshmirtz.
William Burns seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Doofenshmirtz has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Doofenshmirtz there as he acknowledges the shot.
Doofenshmirtz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Burns.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Burns misses with a head kick.
Burns tries a low kick but Doofenshmirtz avoids it.
Burns ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Burns takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Doofenshmirtz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A low kick from Burns is predictable there
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Burns looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Burns scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Burns looks to score with a jab to the body but Doofenshmirtz is just out of range.
Doofenshmirtz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Burns throws out the jab.
Burns takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Burns checks a low kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Burns slips a jab and a cross from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Burns sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Burns tries a head kick but it misses.
Burns throws a low kick, looking for Doofenshmirtz's leg but Doofenshmirtz calmly moves out of range.
Burns is looking to wear down Doofenshmirtz with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook but Burns blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Burns throws a solid leg kick but Doofenshmirtz takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Burns.
Doofenshmirtz swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Burns fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Burns.
Burns misses the jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Doofenshmirtz! But no joy.
Doofenshmirtz throws a lazy uppercut
and Burns counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Doofenshmirtz throws a left and a right that both miss
and Burns counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Burns throws a quick inside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a solid leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz pushes Burns away with a front kick.
Burns takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Doofenshmirtz is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Doofenshmirtz keeps the fight on the outside.
Burns misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Doofenshmirtz.
A nice leg kick lands there from Burns.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Burns darts in and clinches Doofenshmirtz up against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to force a seperation but Burns has the dominant position.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Burns is defending well for now.
Doofenshmirtz throws an elbow but it misses.
Burns misses with a knee to the head.
Burns dodges an elbow strike from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head punch that misses.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Burns misses with a punch to the body.
Burns can't find room to land a body shot as Doofenshmirtz controls the action.
Burns scores with a nice hook to the head.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land knees in the clinch but Burns avoids the damage to the body.
Burns tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doofenshmirtz wants to break the clinch but can't.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow that stopped Burns in his tracks for a moment.
Burns can't find room to land a body shot as Doofenshmirtz controls the action.
Doofenshmirtz blocks an elbow strike.
Doofenshmirtz lands on the inside with an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Burns dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Burns tried to score with a low kick but Doofenshmirtz checks it.

Burns forces Doofenshmirtz back against the cage and clinches.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook to the ribs.
Burns takes an elbow to the forehead.
Burns lands a left hand.
Doofenshmirtz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Burns.
Burns lands a left hand that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Burns lands a shoulder strike.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Burns throws a punch but it's blocked by Doofenshmirtz.
Burns has a couple of punches blocked by Doofenshmirtz.
Burns misses with a punch to the body.
Burns missing with knees to the body.
Burns is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Doofenshmirtz can do to turn this around?
Nice elbow from Burns.
Doofenshmirtz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Burns.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doofenshmirtz lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Burns avoids a wild elbow strike from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Burns has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Burns misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Burns avoiding damage as Doofenshmirtz throws knees to the body.
Burns connects with a knee to the head.
Burns tries a knee to the head but Doofenshmirtz blocks it.
Doofenshmirtz throws a knee to the head but misses.
Burns lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Burns lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards.
Burns working aggressively here.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to break the clinch but Burns has him pressed against the cage.

Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
An inside leg kick lands from Burns.
Doofenshmirtz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Burns takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Burns misses with a double jab.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Burns misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burns tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Burns throws an overhand right that lands on Doofenshmirtz's shoulder, as Doofenshmirtz tries to avoid the shot.
Doofenshmirtz looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz with a hook.
Doofenshmirtz looks to score with a jab to the body but Burns is just out of range.
Burns fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Doofenshmirtz has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A shot to the body from Burns misses
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a slapping leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a jab when Burns was well out of range.
William Burns is winning the standup battle so far.
Doofenshmirtz fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Burns walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Doofenshmirtz checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Burns is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Doofenshmirtz.
Burns scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab-cross combination.
Burns fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doofenshmirtz manages to avoid it.
Burns tries to clinch there but Doofenshmirtz circles away.
Doofenshmirtz steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice leg kick that just misses Burns's sensitive parts.
Burns throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Doofenshmirtz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Burns lands a slapping body shot.
Burns looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Burns slips under a jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Burns dodges the punch combination from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A chopping leg kick lands by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Doofenshmirtz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Burns throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Doofenshmirtz misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Doofenshmirtz in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Burns jabs Doofenshmirtz to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Burns takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Burns on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Burns lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Doofenshmirtz on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Doofenshmirtz avoids the head kick by Burns.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Burns, right into the meat.
Burns checks a leg kick nicely.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range as Burns strikes.
Burns throws the left hand but Doofenshmirtz avoids the punch easily.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice combination. Burns backs away looking to recover.
Doofenshmirtz throws an overhand right that lands on Burns's shoulder, as Burns tries to avoid the shot.
Burns on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that William Burns will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Burns thuds a left hand into Doofenshmirtz's body.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body kick.
Burns looks to land a combination but Doofenshmirtz avoids it well.
A chopping leg kick lands by Burns.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Doofenshmirtz.
You can see that Doofenshmirtz has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Doofenshmirtz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice right hand.
Burns takes one to the side of the head.
Burns cracks the inside of Doofenshmirtz's front leg.
Burns scores with a jab to the head.

Burns rushes Doofenshmirtz and presses him up against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow just above Burns 's eye.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burns tries to work over Doofenshmirtz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a knee to the head but Burns blocks with his arms.
Doofenshmirtz pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Burns lands a nice uppercut.
Burns can't find room to land a body shot as Doofenshmirtz controls the action.
Doofenshmirtz trying to land knees to the body.
Burns tries to throw a body punch but Doofenshmirtz avoids it by throwing Burns back against the cage.

Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Burns connects with a body shot.
Burns throws a jab when Doofenshmirtz was well out of range.
Doofenshmirtz takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Burns moves in looking to clinch but Doofenshmirtz pushes him off.
Doofenshmirtz staying out of range there.
Doofenshmirtz walks into a jab.
Burns throws a chopping leg kick but Doofenshmirtz manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Burns throws a sloppy head kick and Doofenshmirtz moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a series of strikes that have Burns backpedaling.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doofenshmirtz motions for Burns to come forward. Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Burns tried to counter with a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz avoided it.
Burns takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A jab from Burns misses.
Burns throws a jab but it's blocked by Doofenshmirtz.
Sloppy strikes from Doofenshmirtz. Those never looked like landing.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a double jab
and Burns counters with a nice low kick that buckles Doofenshmirtz's knee momentarily.
Doofenshmirtz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Burns keeps Doofenshmirtz at a distance using the push kick.
Doofenshmirtz takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Doofenshmirtz rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Burns moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Doofenshmirtz throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Burns cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Doofenshmirtz - that will leave a mark!
Doofenshmirtz takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Burns moves out of range of the strikes.
Good shot there by Burns.
Burns is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Doofenshmirtz takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A head kick misses from Burns.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick but Burns moves out of range.
Burns appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Burns lands with a hook. Doofenshmirtz tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Burns wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Burns throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Burns throws a low kick but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range easily.
Burns tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Doofenshmirtz is able to avoid easily.
Burns uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Burns ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz moves away.
Doofenshmirtz throws out a counter right but Burns avoids it with no problem.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Burns tries to land a front kick but Doofenshmirtz steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Burns works the jab nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jab from Burns.
Burns will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Doofenshmirtz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Burns tries to clinch but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz tries to bum rush Burns with a series of wild strikes but Burns uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A swing and a miss from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Burns throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Burns lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A nice leg kick lands there from Burns.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Burns clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Burns thumps Doofenshmirtz with a low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Burns misses the target.
Burns throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doofenshmirtz sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Doofenshmirtz keeps the fight on the outside.
Burns swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a two punch combination.
Burns misses with a hook to the body
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice uppercut.
Donk. Burns catches Doofenshmirtz right on the button with a cross.
Burns darts in trying to clinch
and Doofenshmirtz makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Burns really felt that one!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burns is looking to clinch but Doofenshmirtz is avoiding it.
A combination from Doofenshmirtz does no damage.
Doofenshmirtz throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns is looking to clinch but Doofenshmirtz is avoiding it.
A countering left hand to the body from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Burns tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Doofenshmirtz to counter with a crisp jab.
Burns misses with an uppercut.
The fight stays on the outside here - Burns looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Doofenshmirtz misses with the combination.
Doofenshmirtz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Burns misses with a hook to the body
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A nice leg kick lands there from Burns.
Burns tries a low kick but Doofenshmirtz avoids it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Burns looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz checks the leg kick.
Burns blocks the body kick.
Burns closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Burns closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Burns doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Doofenshmirtz wants to break the clinch but can't.
Burns swings wildly with an uppercut but Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Burns avoids a wild elbow strike from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz landing knees to the body.
William Burns has scored more points in the clinch so far.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Burns doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Doofenshmirtz just misses with a elbow thrown towards Burns's brow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz blocking some punches.
Doofenshmirtz misses with an elbow strike.
Doofenshmirtz unloads a knee to the mid-section. Burns lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Burns takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Doofenshmirtz lands a front kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. That's going to slow Burns down.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Doofenshmirtz! But no joy.
Burns is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
As Burns backs off Doofenshmirtz throws a huge counter combo but Burns manages to avoid it all.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a kick to the ribs.
Doofenshmirtz throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Burns throws a head kick but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Burns moves out of range of the strikes.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a two punch combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Burns has managed to clinch.
Nice body punch from Burns.
Burns landing knees to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burns misses with a punch to the body.
Burns lands a nice knee to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Burns.
Burns is leaning against Doofenshmirtz and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Burns unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Burns lands a shoulder strike.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land knees in the clinch but Burns avoids the damage to the body.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a punch to the body.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Doofenshmirtz's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Burns cracks Doofenshmirtz with a nice body shot.
Doofenshmirtz using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Burns avoids a wild elbow strike from Doofenshmirtz.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

A lazy left from Burns finds it's target.
A swing and a miss from Doofenshmirtz.
Burns throws a big counter combination but Doofenshmirtz scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Burns moves into range and connects with a jab.
Doofenshmirtz lands a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to slow Burns down with leg kicks.
Burns tries to clinch but Doofenshmirtz is having none of it.
Doofenshmirtz doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Burns swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Burns takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Doofenshmirtz looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Burns has time to react.
Burns just misses with a punch to the body.
Doofenshmirtz feints a counter leg kick.
Burns waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz thuds his shin into the meat of Burns's side.
Burns just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns avoids the body shot from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Burns throws a quick counter head kick but Doofenshmirtz was just out of range.
Burns pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Burns tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doofenshmirtz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Burns misses with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Doofenshmirtz staying out of range there.
Doofenshmirtz swings for the body but Burns moves out of range.
Burns lands a slapping body shot.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a straight left.
Burns throws a low kick, looking for Doofenshmirtz's leg but Doofenshmirtz calmly moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Burns counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Doofenshmirtz thinking.
Doofenshmirtz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burns looks to score with a jab to the body but Doofenshmirtz is just out of range.
Burns defending well as Doofenshmirtz loads up on a big left hand.
Burns is looking to counter punch.
Doofenshmirtz lands the left hand.
Doofenshmirtz takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Some wild striking there from Burns.
Nice shot lands for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Doofenshmirtz swinging wildly here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burns bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
It looked like Burns was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Burns doesn't manage to clinch there - Doofenshmirtz circles away.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a combination but Burns avoids it well.
William Burns is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Doofenshmirtz motions for Burns to come forward. Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Doofenshmirtz takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A punch combination from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Burns connects with a looping right hand.
Burns fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Burns tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A lazy left from Burns finds it's target.
Doofenshmirtz feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Burnss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Burns's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Doofenshmirtz connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Burns scrambles back to his feet.
Doofenshmirtz pushes Burns away with a front kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Burns tries a low kick but Doofenshmirtz avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Burns.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big shot that misses.
Burns fails with an attempt to clinch.
Doofenshmirtz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Burns throws out the jab.
Burns swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Burns tries to score with a low kick but Doofenshmirtz moves his leg out of the way.
Doofenshmirtz doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Burns avoids the head kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Burns fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Burns misses with a body shot.
Burns slips under a jab.
It looked like Burns was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Doofenshmirtz.
Burns just misses with a punch to the body.
Burns swings for the body but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to William Burns.
Well Burns has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 49:46
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 49:46
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... William Burns!
William Burns retains his heavyweight title!
William Burns seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.