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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Danny Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brown's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Kurupt - I Didn't Change. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 17 - 0, fighting out of New York, Danny Brown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spanked shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Brown throws a leg kick but Spanked sees it coming and moves out of range.
Spanked feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Brown's calf.
Horrible takedown attempt by Spanked or perhaps it was just good defense by Brown, which made it look bad.
Spanked steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Brown.
Brown throws a jab when Spanked was well out of range.
Brown tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Spanked is able to avoid easily.
Brown misses with a straight right.
A swing and a miss from Spanked.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Spanked.
Horrible takedown attempt by Spanked or perhaps it was just good defense by Brown, which made it look bad.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spanked waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Brown.
Brown moves out of range of the body kick.
Brown has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Green Line in the buildup to the fight.
Brown misses with a body shot.
Brown uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Spanked.
Spanked scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Spanked looks to score with a jab to the body but Brown is just out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown looks to land a body kick but Spanked moved away.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Spanked lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Brown has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Brown and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Spanked keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spanked is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Spanked tries to clinch but Brown moves out of range.
Spanked takes a swing at Brown's ribcage but misses.
Brown misses with the combination.
Brown scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A big left from Brown misses.
Brown takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Brown walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Spanked checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A shot to the body from Spanked misses
and Brown counters with a stiff right hand.
Spanked lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
It looks like Danny Brown has been cut.
Brown avoids the body shot from Spanked.
Brown fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Some bone on bone action there as Spanked checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Spanked looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Brown crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Spanked - the referee stops the clock and Brown gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Spanked. Brown manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Brown motions for Spanked to come forward. Brown throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Spanked looks to throw the jab but Brown is out of range.
Spanked attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Brown throws an off balance right hand
and Spanked counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Spanked.
Spanked wants to control from the top but Brown keeps moving.
Spanked is fighting to break Brown's control of his arms but Brown is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Spanked trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked trying to control the position from guard on top but Brown is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Brown looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Spanked postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Brown misses with a body shot.
Spanked takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Brown lands a nice shot to the body.
Brown just misses with a punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Spanked lands with a right hand.
Brown ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Brown is looking to wear down Spanked with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Spanked misses with a low kick.
A big left from Spanked misses.
Brown shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Brown lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brown misses with a looping right.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Brown tries to work over Spanked's front leg with a kick but Spanked checks it.
Brown throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Spanked's head.
Spanked's jab looks to have found its range, popping Brown under the eye.
Nice straight punches there by Brown. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Brown.
Spanked lands a nice leg kick that just misses Brown's sensitive parts.
Brown connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Danny Brown is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Brown throws a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Danny Brown will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Danny Brown's cut.
That's time! Brown's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Spanked does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Brown throws a series of punches but Spanked avoids them all with ease.
Spanked throws a hook but Brown avoids it easily.
Brown throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Spanked throws out a loose jab but Brown uses good head movement to avoid it.
Brown tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Spanked is able to avoid easily.
Brown misses with a looping right.
Brown stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Spanked.
Brown ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spanked moves away.
Spanked scores with a decent looking hook.
A big right from Spanked misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spanked swings for the body but Brown moves out of range.
Spanked tests Brown's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Danny Brown is winning the standup battle so far.
Spanked looks for a takedown but Brown sprawls well.
Good standup being displayed there by Brown as he connects with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice takedown defense from Brown. No joy for Spanked on that attempt.
As Spanked backs away, Brown returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Brown uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spanked.
Spanked takes a swing at Brown's ribcage but misses.
Spanked misses with a hook.
Brown throwing a counter right hand but Spanked manages to avoid it.
Spanked scores with a spinning back kick!
Spanked moves out of range of the strikes.
Brown keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Brown tries to land a leg kick but Spanked saw it coming and moves away.
Brown misses with a body shot.
Brown checks the leg kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Brown. Spanked shrugs it off though.
Spanked takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Brown swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Brown ducks under a wild hook from Spanked.
Spanked will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown takes a swing at Spanked's ribcage but misses.
Spanked steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Brown.
Brown cracks a nice hook into Spanked's ribs.
Spanked is looking to slow Brown down with leg kicks.
A lazy body kick from Spanked
and Brown counters with a straight right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head kick from Brown lands but Spanked takes it in his stride.
Brown wants to clinch.
Brown jabs at Spanked's body.
Brown throws a nice outside leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Spanked misses the target.
An attempted straight right counter from Brown misses the target.
Spanked misses with a low kick.
Brown blocks the body kick.
A jab from Spanked misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Spanked keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Brown misses with a hook
and Spanked counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Brown throws a leg kick which misses Spanked's front leg but catches the back leg as Spanked tries to avoid it.
Brown misses the shot to the body.
Spanked pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Spanked lands a nice hook to Brown's body. Brown takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Spanked throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Brown walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Brown moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Brown scores with a body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spanked scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Brown slips a jab from Spanked.
Spanked swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spanked throws a head kick that misses
and Brown counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked misses with the body kick
and Brown counters with a nice body shot.
Brown connects with an inside leg kick.
Brown takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Spanked smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice defenses there by Brown.
Brown thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Spanked if he has to take too many more of those.
Spanked misses with an uppercut.
Spanked misses with a double jab.
A quick step to the side and Brown tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brown keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spanked moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Spanked has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
A big right from Spanked misses.
Brown lands with a thumping leg kick.
Spanked looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Brown is fending him off so far but Spanked persists. Nope, Brown circles away and we're back to standing.
Brown swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Danny Brown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gonna Spanked.
Spanked is breathing heavily.
Spanked throws a right hand that Brown ducks under and follows up with a left that Brown also avoids with ease.
Brown is looking to slow Spanked down with leg kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Danny Brown will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Danny Brown's cut.
That's time! Brown's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Spanked throws a right and a left that Brown avoids nicely.
Gonna Spanked has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Spanked wants to land a leg kick but Brown is out of range.
Spanked throws a body punch but Brown moves out of range.
Brown throws a shot to the body.
Brown misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spanked.
Brown scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Brown takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Brown misses with a body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Brown.
Brown throws a wild body kick that Spanked sees coming a mile off.
Spanked throws a body shot but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brown dips to his left and cracks Spanked with an uppercut!
Brown shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A good leg kick by Brown.
Brown drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spanked misses with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good work by Spanked as he checks the leg kick.
Spanked looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Brown swings for the body but Spanked moves out of range.
Brown swings away with a body shot that misses
and Spanked makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Spanked throws a jab when Brown was well out of range.
Brown looks to score with a jab to the body but Spanked is just out of range.
A right-left combo lands from Brown.
Spanked's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Spanked drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Brown lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Spanked has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Spanked and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Brown walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Spanked bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Spanked lands with a good body shot.
Spanked chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Brown can pounce on him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spanked throws a hook to the side of Brown's head but Brown sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A slapping body kick lands there for Brown.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanked looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Spanked scores with a sloppy right hand. Brown should have avoided that one.
Spanked takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Brown lands a leg kick that knocks Spanked off balance momentarily.
Spanked keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spanked listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Spanked sends Brown crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Spanked is motioning to the referee to let Brown up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Brown is rocked!
Brown showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Spanked.
Oh Brown is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Spanked misses with a double jab.
Spanked takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Brown tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spanked was well out of range. Poor timing from Brown.
Brown ducks under a wild hook from Spanked.
An attempted straight right counter from Brown misses the target.
Spanked with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Spanked throws an overhand right that drops Brown like a sack of potatoes! Spanked dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gonna Spanked!
A victorious Gonna Spanked thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
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