PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Crackhead Jon Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and PePe Hapitchou (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hapitchou has chosen Blackalicious - Sky is falling as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jon Jones
vs
Hapitchou

178 cm
19
145 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

175 cm
20
149 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Cyclone Nutrition Company

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Crackhead Jon Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, PePe Hapitchou!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Patrick Alders and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones looks to land a right hand but Hapitchou moved out of range.
Hapitchou lands a nice shot to the body.
Jones throws a body shot but no joy.
Hapitchou uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hapitchou throws a looping overhand right but Jones ducks down to avoid it.
Hapitchou has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Jones is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Hapitchou looks to land a right hand but Jones moved out of range.
Jones looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hapitchou uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jones.
It seemed like Hapitchou was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jones gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jones throws a body shot but no joy.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hapitchou looks to land a left hand but Jones moved out of range nicely.
Jones loads up on a big right hand but Hapitchou slips the punch.
A thudding body kick lands there by Jones!
Hapitchou misses with an uppercut.
Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hapitchou appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Hapitchou uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones throws a leg kick that is checked
and Hapitchou counters with a nice uppercut.
Hapitchou misses with an uppercut. Jones saw that one coming.
A jab lands there for Hapitchou.
Hapitchou takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hapitchou on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hapitchou steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Nice uppercut lands for Jones. That snapped Hapitchou's head back.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Hapitchou does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jones misses with an uppercut.
Hapitchou throws a hook but Jones avoids it easily.
Hapitchou moves away from the strike by Jones.
Hapitchou looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Jones on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Hapitchou throws a leg kick but Jones checks it.
Hapitchou misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hapitchou.
Hapitchou thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jones is looking to counter punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hapitchou lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hapitchou.
Jones slips under a jab.
Hapitchou takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Hapitchou walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jones checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jones chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hapitchou can pounce on him.
Jones wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hapitchou slips under a jab from Jones.
Jones takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Hapitchou is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
It looked like Jones wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hapitchou keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Hapitchou moves away and avoids it.
It seemed like Hapitchou was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jones takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jones lands a body shot.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A countering left hand to the body from Hapitchou misses.
Hapitchou throws a shot to the body.
Jones feints and then cracks Hapitchou's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hapitchou down.
Jones walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jones moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Hapitchou darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hapitchou.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hapitchou uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.
Hapitchou misses with a hook. Jones ducked under it nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hapitchou walks into a stiff left hand from Jones.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jones throws a jab but it's blocked by Hapitchou.
Jones misses with an uppercut.
Jones slips a straight right by Hapitchou.
Jones throwing a counter right hand but Hapitchou manages to avoid it.
Jones misses with a straight left.
Hapitchou looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hapitchou misses with a wild combination.
Jones misses the jab.
Jones throws a chopping leg kick but Hapitchou manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Hapitchou displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jones throws out the jab.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Hapitchou.
Hapitchou tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jones is able to avoid easily.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hapitchou.
Jab by Jones.
A jab from Hapitchou finds it's way through Jones's defenses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Crackhead Jon Jones will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Hapitchou displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jones throws out the jab.
A big right from Jones misses.
Jones fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hapitchou checks it well.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
A countering left hand to the body from Hapitchou misses.
Jones throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hapitchou stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hapitchou scores with a sloppy right hand. Jones should have avoided that one.
Jones slips a straight right by Hapitchou.
Jones takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hapitchou avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hapitchou connects with a jab.
Jones tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hapitchou was well out of range. Poor timing from Jones.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hapitchou ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hapitchou.
Jones misses with a low kick.
Hapitchou misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
Jones misses with a hook. Hapitchou ducked under it nicely.
A nice side step and Hapitchou releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
and Hapitchou counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice jab there from Hapitchou.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hapitchou moves away.
Hapitchou throws a body shot but no joy.
Hapitchou throws an overhand right that lands on Jones's shoulder, as Jones tries to avoid the shot.
Hapitchou throws a good cross that connects.
Hapitchou misses with a looping left.
Hapitchou throws a jab when Jones was well out of range.
Jones scores with a leg kick.
Jones lands an overhand right.
Hapitchou connects with a jab.
Jones missing with a left hand there. Hapitchou was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hapitchou jabs Jones to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Hapitchou counters with a stiff right hand.

Jones is rocked!
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Hapitchou does a little dance to reset his feet.
Oh Jones is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hapitchou.
Jones lands a glancing blow to the side of Hapitchou's head.
Jones seems to have got his legs back now.
Jones misses with a looping left.
Jones is looking to land body kicks.
Hapitchou slips a jab and a cross from Jones.
Jones on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hapitchou thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jones slips under a jab from Hapitchou.
Jones displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hapitchou throws out the jab.
Jones throws an off balance right hand
and Hapitchou counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jones throws a jab when Hapitchou was well out of range.
Jones looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hapitchou throws a jab when Jones was well out of range.
Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jones misses with a hook
and Hapitchou counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hapitchou lands an overhand right.
A swing and a miss from Jones.
Hapitchou with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jones throws a leg kick but Hapitchou sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Hapitchou uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hapitchou just misses with a punch to the body.
Jones misses with a hook.
Hapitchou looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jones looks to land a right hand but Hapitchou moved out of range.
Hapitchou loads up on a big right hand but Jones slips the punch.
Jones was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A jab from Hapitchou misses.
Hapitchou swings for the body but Jones moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Jones with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hapitchou tries a low kick but Jones avoids it.
Jones thows a leg kick but Hapitchou checks it
and Hapitchou counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hapitchou moves out of range of the strikes.
Hapitchou throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.
Hapitchou throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Hapitchou looks to throw the jab but Jones is out of range.
Jones slips a jab from Hapitchou.
Jones showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hapitchou.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hapitchou avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jones misses with an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

PePe Hapitchou showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Jones misses with a wild body shot.
A jab from Jones misses.
Hapitchou pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jones lands a nice shot to the body.
Jones throws a solid leg kick but Hapitchou takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Jones.
Hapitchou lands a head shot.
Jones tries to land a body kick
and Hapitchou counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hapitchou checks a leg kick nicely.
Hapitchou looks to land a right hand but Jones moved out of range.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hapitchou connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jones does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hapitchou throws a right hand that misses
and Jones counters with a nice uppercut.
Jones moves away from the strike by Hapitchou.
Jones walks into a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hapitchou checks a low kick from Jones.
Hapitchou cracks Jones with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
Hapitchou pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jones is out of range and Hapitchou settles back down.
Hapitchou lands a nice looking body shot.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
Hapitchou checks a leg kick.
Hapitchou looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jones throws a jab when Hapitchou was well out of range.
Hapitchou works Jones's body with a nice hook.
Hapitchou throws a jab when Jones was well out of range.
Jones misses with an uppercut. Hapitchou saw that one coming.
Hapitchou takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
Hapitchou keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jab by Jones.
Some bone on bone action there as Hapitchou checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hapitchou misses the shot to the body.
Jones tries to work over Hapitchou's front leg with a kick but Hapitchou checks it.
Hapitchou doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Hapitchou punishes Jones's body with a nice straight punch.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Hapitchou.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hapitchou moves out of range of the body kick from Jones.
Hapitchou sizes up Jones with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Hapitchou misses with a wild body shot.
A jab lands there for Jones.
Jones uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hapitchou.
Hapitchou connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jones throws a big counter combination but Hapitchou scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Jones looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hapitchou takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hapitchou.
Hapitchou is looking for the big counter here.
Hapitchou wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hapitchou.
Hapitchou throws a leg kick but Jones sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jones throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hapitchou.
Jones misses with a shot to the body
letting Hapitchou counter with a right hand.
Jones connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Hapitchou thows a left - swing and a miss!
It looked like Jones wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hapitchou cracks Jones with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Hapitchou misses with a right hand
and Jones counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Jones might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Hapitchou on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hapitchou is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A swing and a miss from Jones.
Jones keeps the fight on the outside.
Hapitchou waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jones.
Hapitchou on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fighters circle momentarily. Hapitchou darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jones on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Jones swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hapitchou! But no joy.
Jones takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jones walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Hapitchou checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A shot to the liver by Hapitchou. Beautiful body shot.
Jab by Jones.
A big right from Jones misses.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hapitchou.
Jones missing with a left hand there. Hapitchou was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hapitchou checks the leg kick.
Jones throws a leg kick
letting Hapitchou counter with a right hand.
Jones thows a left - swing and a miss!

And that's the end of the fight!
PePe Hapitchou comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Hapitchou has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 28:29
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 28:30
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... PePe Hapitchou!
PePe Hapitchou thanked the fans post fight for their support.