PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rolf Borjesson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barbie Bloonkers has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Bloonkers
vs
Borjesson

207 cm
26
270 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

185 cm
26
245 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Good kicks
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Phantom Fightwear(50 $)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rolf Borjesson!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bloonkers explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Borjesson tried to score with a low kick but Bloonkers checks it.
Bloonkers was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Bloonkers avoids the body shot from Borjesson.
Rolf Borjesson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bloonkers tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Borjesson moves out of range of the body kick from Bloonkers.
Borjesson throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Borjesson should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Bloonkers misses with a head kick.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Borjesson.
Borjesson scoring well with a low kick there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloonkers slips a jab from Borjesson.
Borjesson misses with a combination

and Bloonkers moves into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bloonkers lands a takedown into guard.

Borjesson has an active guard here but Bloonkers has managed to pass into half guard.
Bloonkers not doing much here.
Bloonkers scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Bloonkers thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Borjesson's head.
Bloonkers has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Bloonkers is looking to advance position but Borjesson won't allow it.
Bloonkers takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloonkers lands strikes from half guard.
Bloonkers tries to pass the half guard into mount. Borjesson knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Bloonkers sitting and controlling from the half guard.

Bloonkers in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Borjesson tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Bloonkers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Barbie Bloonkers!
Barbie Bloonkers bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.